Xandor Tik'Roth

64,666

ZOMG!!! 666!!!

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A novel is just a collection of words inked on a page, bound together in a aesthetically pleasing fashion. The author puts the words that are inked on the page together in a way that makes sense, but it is the reader that gives those words meaning.

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uki1234

Evil isn't it :O.

64,667.

Here is one more...

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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First World War, the last defense of Belgrade:
"Soldiers! Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer have to worry for your lives - they do not exist anymore. So, forward to glory! For King and Fatherland! Long live the king! Long live Belgrade!"
Major Dragutin Gavrilovic - Oct. 1915

m.collins

64,668
it will take a while to reach 1 million

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uki1234

Around 60 years in fact.

64,669

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First World War, the last defense of Belgrade:
"Soldiers! Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer have to worry for your lives - they do not exist anymore. So, forward to glory! For King and Fatherland! Long live the king! Long live Belgrade!"
Major Dragutin Gavrilovic - Oct. 1915

Madness

64,670.

Can Z forgive me?

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uki1234

64,670

What?

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First World War, the last defense of Belgrade:
"Soldiers! Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer have to worry for your lives - they do not exist anymore. So, forward to glory! For King and Fatherland! Long live the king! Long live Belgrade!"
Major Dragutin Gavrilovic - Oct. 1915

SSJBulma

64,671

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Z Warrior

64672
wtf u talking about, Madness?

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uki1234

64,672.

I guess this is what Madness is doing atm.

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First World War, the last defense of Belgrade:
"Soldiers! Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer have to worry for your lives - they do not exist anymore. So, forward to glory! For King and Fatherland! Long live the king! Long live Belgrade!"
Major Dragutin Gavrilovic - Oct. 1915

Stands_alone

64,673.

Good morning people.

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Madness

64,675.

You said you forgave people. Can you forgive me?

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Stands_alone

64,676.

Hello. :)

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Madness

64,677.

Hi there.

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Stands_alone

64,678.

I am going to friends house to night. Lots of drinking!

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Madness

64,679.

Sweet! Have fun =D

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