Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes

~~louis6578~~ · 08-11-2008

Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."

The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."

Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."

That's a Little Johnny joke.

are these types better than yo mama's

Kumikana · 08-11-2008

I thought you left.

~~louis6578~~ · 08-11-2008

SHUT YER HOLE AND ANSWER"

also i'm going to leave tomarrow since u all h8 me.

**Vizard** · 08-11-2008

aight m8 leav when u can, amirite????????

~~louis6578~~ · 08-11-2008

You want me to???

**Vizard** · 08-11-2008

no man do as u wish idk what u thnk/?

GOAT · 08-11-2008

i think ur quiet kl

i dont want u 2 leav

~~louis6578~~ · 08-11-2008

if enough people send me messages asking me to stay then i will.

**Vizard** · 08-11-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by louis6578

if enough people send me messages asking me to stay then i will.

You except people to... beg you to stay? I can assure you that will not happen, especially NOT on MFG.

~~louis6578~~ · 08-11-2008

Nope, I just expect people to ask me to stay or leave.

Madness · 08-11-2008

Is "shut up" an option?

Kumikana · 08-11-2008

Why don't you decide it yourself?

~~louis6578~~ · 08-11-2008

because i want to know how people will treat me if i stay.

Madness · 08-11-2008

**Vizard** · 08-11-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by louis6578

because i want to know how people will treat me if i stay.

People will treat you good if you make a good name around here and people will treat you bad if you make a bad name around here.

Simply asking how people will treat you is absurd.

08-11-2008	#1 (permalink)
~~louis6578~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: You know... that one place... Yeah that one. Posts: 853 Rep Power: 0	Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling." So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him." The teacher says OK, she can handle it. The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny." She says yes I know who you are. Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt." The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why. So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost." The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem." Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over." That's a Little Johnny joke. are these types better than yo mama's

08-11-2008	#2 (permalink)
Kumikana Bleach Ranked (16) Exequias Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: You wanna know? Posts: 559 Rep Power: 34	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes I thought you left. __________________

08-11-2008	#3 (permalink)
~~louis6578~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: You know... that one place... Yeah that one. Posts: 853 Rep Power: 0	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes SHUT YER HOLE AND ANSWER" also i'm going to leave tomarrow since u all h8 me.

08-11-2008	#4 (permalink)
Vizard /gc/ addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,193 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 211	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes aight m8 leav when u can, amirite???????? __________________ "Success is nothing more than taking advantage of an opportunity."

08-11-2008	#5 (permalink)
~~louis6578~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: You know... that one place... Yeah that one. Posts: 853 Rep Power: 0	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes You want me to???

08-11-2008	#6 (permalink)
Vizard /gc/ addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,193 Blog Entries: 6 Rep Power: 211	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes no man do as u wish idk what u thnk/? __________________ "Success is nothing more than taking advantage of an opportunity."

08-11-2008	#7 (permalink)
GOAT Bleach Ranked (24) Captain-Commander Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In a tiny little box Posts: 2,997 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 204	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes i think ur quiet kl i dont want u 2 leav __________________

08-11-2008	#8 (permalink)
~~louis6578~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: You know... that one place... Yeah that one. Posts: 853 Rep Power: 0	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes if enough people send me messages asking me to stay then i will.

08-11-2008	#10 (permalink)
~~louis6578~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: You know... that one place... Yeah that one. Posts: 853 Rep Power: 0	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes Nope, I just expect people to ask me to stay or leave.

08-11-2008	#12 (permalink)
Kumikana Bleach Ranked (16) Exequias Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: You wanna know? Posts: 559 Rep Power: 34	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes Why don't you decide it yourself? __________________

08-11-2008	#13 (permalink)
~~louis6578~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: You know... that one place... Yeah that one. Posts: 853 Rep Power: 0	Re: Little Johnny jokes vs Yo Mama jokes because i want to know how people will treat me if i stay.