Three tomatoes are walking. - Page 3

TehCheekyNinja · 07-13-2008

Never heard any of these places. :| I need to get out more. (sobs)

warcrack · 07-13-2008

Best biscuits are from Popeyes.

It's Sunday guys, what should I do?

Chibi Mystic Gohan · 07-13-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by TehCheekyNinja

Never heard any of these places. :| I need to get out more. (sobs)

Well, they originate from America. :D

dino · 07-13-2008

How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Kei · 07-13-2008

Dino, the last two jokes in your first post made me lol. Hard.

<3

The Green Dragon · 07-13-2008

Three nuns, an older one and her two younger students, were on their way to heaven's gates when they were stopped by St Peter.

St Peter told the nuns "To get past the gates before you, and enter the Heavens, you must each answer a question with the right answer. If you do not answer the question right, you cannot pass. If you answer the question with a correct answer, you are granted access to pass."

The nuns were ok with this, and St Peter told one of the younger nuns to come forward. He asked the first question.

"What was the name of the first woman on Earth?" St Peter asked

"Eve" She said,

"Correct, in you go." St Peter told the nun as he granted her access.

The second younger nun was now asked a question, "Where did Adam and Eve live?"

"Garden of Eden" She said,

"Correct, in you go." St Peter told the second nun as he granted her access too.

He turned to the elder nun and said "As you are the older, more experienced, and wiser of the three. I shall ask you a more difficult question."

The elder nun accepted, and awaited her question.

"What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"

The first nun struggled and said "Ooh that's a hard one."

St Peter then said "Correct, in you go."

Kei · 07-13-2008

Lol, religion.

Nikushimi · 07-13-2008

A Black guy and a Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building. Who hits the ground first?

Answer:

__________________

Bow to the King.

The Green Dragon · 07-13-2008

Two fanboys race near a cliff to see who was the bravest, and end up both falling off.

Who wins?

__________________
"TGD"

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TehCheekyNinja (13) Great Ape Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: U.K Posts: 270 Rep Power: 14	Re: Three tomatoes are walking. Never heard any of these places. :\| I need to get out more. (sobs) __________________ - If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?

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dino (21) Majin Warrior Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,600 Rep Power: 15	Re: Three tomatoes are walking. How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side. __________________ أنا لوطي irc.waypasteleven.net #MFG or just click here.

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Kei Naruto Ranked (29) Kyuubi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In God's Transportation. Posts: 8,615 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 112	Re: Three tomatoes are walking. Dino, the last two jokes in your first post made me lol. Hard. <3 __________________

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The Green Dragon (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lloegr Posts: 3,205 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 127	Re: Three tomatoes are walking. Three nuns, an older one and her two younger students, were on their way to heaven's gates when they were stopped by St Peter. St Peter told the nuns "To get past the gates before you, and enter the Heavens, you must each answer a question with the right answer. If you do not answer the question right, you cannot pass. If you answer the question with a correct answer, you are granted access to pass." The nuns were ok with this, and St Peter told one of the younger nuns to come forward. He asked the first question. "What was the name of the first woman on Earth?" St Peter asked "Eve" She said, "Correct, in you go." St Peter told the nun as he granted her access. The second younger nun was now asked a question, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" "Garden of Eden" She said, "Correct, in you go." St Peter told the second nun as he granted her access too. He turned to the elder nun and said "As you are the older, more experienced, and wiser of the three. I shall ask you a more difficult question." The elder nun accepted, and awaited her question. "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?" The first nun struggled and said "Ooh that's a hard one." St Peter then said "Correct, in you go." __________________ "TGD" "*One time this ciggy lolligagger dicked on my snatch.* Un amsera hon ffagod butain dicked acha 'm snatch." [MFG Reputation Guide for Beginners]\|[-ORLY?-]\|[-YA RLY!-]\|[Lolage]\|[.stan]

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Kei Naruto Ranked (29) Kyuubi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In God's Transportation. Posts: 8,615 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 112	Re: Three tomatoes are walking. Lol, religion. __________________

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Nikushimi Naruto Ranked (30) Akatsuki Leader Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Singing Enka with Killer Bee and shaking my Goddamn Wustenrot. Posts: 13,644 Rep Power: 179	Re: Three tomatoes are walking. A Black guy and a Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building. Who hits the ground first? Answer: Who cares? :P __________________ Bow to the King.

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The Green Dragon (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lloegr Posts: 3,205 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 127	Re: Three tomatoes are walking. Two fanboys race near a cliff to see who was the bravest, and end up both falling off. Who wins? Society :P __________________ "TGD" "*One time this ciggy lolligagger dicked on my snatch.* Un amsera hon ffagod butain dicked acha 'm snatch." [MFG Reputation Guide for Beginners]\|[-ORLY?-]\|[-YA RLY!-]\|[Lolage]\|[.stan]