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Saiyan Saga (How it really happened)
Chapter 1: The Start of the Story Narrator: This is the beginning of a story...the story of a man and he's balls.Farmer: Well...my life is really boring. I'm sure hope I'm not in this series for long. Awesome there's some aliens. My wish could be fufilled. Raditz: There's life Vegeta but not as we know it. Damn you Kakarot. How could you leave the humans alive? Did you mistake them for us. Because aliens look nothing like us. Anyway what's this guys power level? Oh my god! It's Over...oh wait...thats he's stupidity level. Okay he's power level is 5. I should be able to beat that. Farmer: I want to die. I know I'll aggravate it by shooting at it. DIEEE!!!! Raditz: Your pathetic weapons cannot possibly hurt me. But your pretty cool. Will you be my friend? Farmer: Okay. Can I have my bullet back? Raditz: Here you go. Oh shit. I killed him. I should have stayed at them Saiyan social groups. A powerlevel over 300 that way. Narrator: Meanwhile, near some rocky rocks. Piccolo: I'm training for my next fight against Goku. Even though I'm just standing here. Wait there's someone coming to me. That sounds wierd but...oh god he's here. Raditz: Your not Kakarot. Piccolo: Well duh. Raditz: Will you be my friend? Piccolo: Well...NO! Raditz: You think that blast could hurt me? Now you can't be my friend. I would kill you but I sense another powerlevel. See you later. Piccolo: Wow that guy is stronger than Gok's past enemies. What a coincedence. Narrator: Meanwhile Goku is taking he's son, Gohan to Master Roshi's island. Goku: Hey guys. Anyone home? Krillen: It's Goku! Bulma: Hey Goku who's the kid? Roshi: Did you start becoming a pedophile? Because that's bad. Goku: No that's my son. Krillen: That means Goku had sex. Goku: What's sex? Roshi: What you and Chi Chi did because she announced she was pregnant. Goku: What? I was just asleep one night. When I woke up in the morning Chi Chi said she was pregnant. It was funny though. It felt like my groin was on fire. Oh there's a power that is coming towards us. Raditz: Hello I'm here to say hello. Goku: Well that's nice of you. Raditz: You must be Kakarot. Krillen: Shoo you drunk. Raditz: Why do you assume I'm drunk? Krillen: 'Cause you're talking a load of bull. Raditz: You obviously haven't heard your Government talk then. Krillen: Just go away. Raditz: I'll go away if you'll be my friend. Krillen: No way you're wierd. Raditz: Then die. I bet that's gonna hurt in the morning. Krillen: No it just hurts now. Goku: Damn you. Woah you have a tail! Narrator: What does this mean? Is it in the dictionary? Who is this guy and why does he not have many friends? Find out next time on Dragonball Z.
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Re: Saiyan Saga (How it really happened)
hehehe this was funny. moar!
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Re: Saiyan Saga (How it really happened)
Chapter 2: Ha Ha I Have Your Son Narrator: Last time on Dragonball Z...Bah I can't be bothered. Just read the last chapter. Raditz: I kicked a midget's ass. Every good citizen's and my dream. Goku: What the hell you have a long furry thing. Raditz: Oh god! Have my pants fallen down again? Goku: No...And what do you mean by "again". Narrator: FLASHBACK FILLER!!! Nappa: Why didn't I get a date to the prom Vegeta? Vegeta: It's because you are 16 and are bald, have a enourmous moustache and have bad breath. Nappa: I thought that was a turn on for girls. Expecially girls that go on crappy internet forums that are based around a crappy anime. Vegeta: Looks like Raditz is drunk again. Raditz: Hey guys look at me I'm Vegeta and I'm a pussy. Vegeta: *Blasts at Raditz's belt* Saiyan Teenagers: *Laugh* Narrator: Back to present time. Goku:...and what was the point of that? Raditz: Your a Saiyan. Goku: Great... Raditz: And I'm your brother!!!! Krillen: Watch out Goku this guy's not normal. Goku: I can tell. Just seeing him makes my pubic hairs stand on end. Raditz: Join me... Goku: No. Raditz: Dammit. I never knew he was so clever. Fine I'll take your son. Gohan: Waaaa waaaaa waaaa... Raditz: Shut up you little twirp. Goku: Give me back my son you fudge cake... Raditz: I'll rather just WTFPWN you. Goku: Damn that hurts. Raditz: Give me 100 dead bodies to prove your gonna join me. Preferably women. Bye... Goku: Damn it you guys. Why didn't you intefere? Roshi: Because we're useless. Goku: I figured that. Piccolo: Don't worry. Green man is here to save the day. Goku *Incredible Sarcasm* Oh wow. We are all saved. Piccolo *Thinks they meant it* I'm glad you think so. Lets work together. You can be my faithful sidekick. Goku: Let's just go. Narrator: Will Goku and Piccolo be able to defeat Raditz? Find out next time on Dragonball Z.
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LMAOOOOOOOOO
Man. You need to make videos of these. I'm sure you'd win more fans than that arrogant Gozar 
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Re: Saiyan Saga (How it really happened)
Chapter 3: Crap "Nothing Up My Sleeve" Jokes Narrator: Welcome to another episode of Dragonball Z. I'm bored of this job already. Raditz: This kid is annoying. I know! I'll lock him up! I'm such a warrior. I pick on small children. Wow a powerlevel of 710 clsoe by. It's that kid. I've never been this scared since I knew Michael Jackson was a real person. Goku: Hi Raditz. Raditz: Oh great. I guess your gonna fight me. Piccolo: That's the plan. Raditz: You guys don't stand a chance against me. My powerlevel is OVER 1,200!!! Goku: Well that was random. Raditz: That's the point. Now feel my penis...I mean power. Piccolo: Let's take off our armor. Goku: Okay... Piccolo: It's getting hot in here. So I'm gonna take off all my clothes. Goku: Shut up. Piccolo: Man your nasty. Raditz: Not as nasty as me. *Raditz flies forward and...Okay to make this bit easier to type I'll just say this. Raditz is WTFPWNing Goku and Piccolo* Raditz: Feel my blast. Goku: Phew. It was lucky I dodged that otherwise... Piccolo: You would end up like me. Raditz: Looks like there's nothing up your sleeve. Piccolo: Ha ha very funny. Raditz: You're 'armless now. Piccolo: Look seriously stop. Raditz: You're not half the... Piccolo: I SAID STOP!!! Raditz: No need to shout. Why didn't you say so in the first place? Piccolo: I did. Goku: Give me back my son. Raditz: For the last time...no! Goku: Well I can't think of anything to do. Any plans Piccolo? Piccolo: I have one and it's as hot as my underwear. Goku: You don't wear underwear. Piccolo: Okay Okay. I got it this time. I have one and it's as hot as my face. Goku: That makes you sound like you've got a fever. Piccolo: Okay I have another one. I have one and it's as hot as my... Goku: Look what is this plan of yours? Piccolo: It's the Special... Goku: Special what? Piccolo: Beam... Goku: Get on with it! Piccolo: Cannon!!! Goku: Special Beam Cannon? That name is lame. Piccolo: What would you call it. Goku: Light of Death? Piccolo: That sounds gay. Raditz: Hey you two. Stop hogging all the dialouge. I haven't talked for the last 5 minutes. Piccolo: Give me 5 minutes and I'll be ready. Narrator: Can Goku fight Raditz for 5 minutes and live? Find out next time on Dragonball Z.
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hehe nice stuff, still got nothing on Gozar though. That 'would you like to buy a car' shit really got to me, hell I was not SMILING at the computer I was laughing hysterically, if someone entered my room they'd have thought I was psycho. But I guess you can't really compete with your story being in writing can ya huh?
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Chapter 4: Goku's a Gullible Idiot Raditz: Face it. You guys don't stand a chance agains my power that is incredible. Piccolo: Just give me 5 minutes. Then I'll be ready. Goku: This attack better be something good. Seriously my grand mother could power up quicker than you but don't feel bad. She's a tough cookie. Piccolo: Is that... Goku: What? Piccolo:...a dub line? Goku: Yeah. Piccolo: But it's from a different episode. Goku: Look I'm just gonna fight now. Piccolo: You do that. Raditz: Ha. Your finished. Maybe when I've finished killing you I could get a job. I could be a car salesman or something. Narrator: OMG COPYRIGHT!!! Goku: Take this!!! Raditz: Are you sure you guys won't be my friends? Goku: Get your own friends. Raditz: I don't have any. Goku: Then I'll put you out of your misery. KAME HAME HA!!! Raditz: Powerlevel is increasing to 924. No way!!! Goku: Well I'm sure that's it. Raditz: Did you think that puny attack could hurt me? I'm invisible. Goku: Don't you mean invincible. Raditz: Well...um...SHUT UP!!! Piccolo: Go SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!! Raditz: This is gonna sting. Piccolo: He dodged it. He must be faster than the speed of light. Goku: No he isn't. Piccolo: Look that's what I think. Can't you listen to my opinion. Goku: It'd be worse if you were on a DBZ forum. Raditz: Will you morons stop arguing for one second. Goku: Okay. Raditz: Wow it was that easy. Now I'm gonna kill the green one. Piccolo: Is this possibly the end of Green man? Raditz: That name sucks. Change it. Piccolo: Okay I've got it. Is this the end of Big Green? Raditz: That's it you're dead. Goku: Not so fast. I have your tail. Raditz: That's not my tail. Goku: Eww. Okay I think this one is your tail. Raditz: That isn't either. Goku: What the hell is it then? Raditz: I have piles. Goku: Great...Is this your tail? Raditz: Yes. Goku: Great! Now die! Raditz: Please let me go brother. I will leave this planet forever! Goku: Where will you go? Raditz: I dunno...I heard planet Frieza is nice this time of year. Goku: Wow it sounds cold there. Raditz: Trust me. It's the best place in the universe. Narrator: FLASHBACK!!! Raditz: I was only 5 when I first went there. Young Raditz: Wow this place looks pretty nice. Young Vegeta: You're such a fucking pussy Raditz!!! Young Raditz: Aren't you about my age? Young Nappa: How dare you talk to my lover like that! Young Vegeta: Shut up Nappa. We get to see Father Frieza now. Frieza: Hello little children. And what do you want for Fucking Frieza day? Young Vegeta: I wan't immortality. Young Nappa: I wan't Vegeta. Young Raditz: I wan't hair that goes down to my feet. Frieza, Young Vegeta, Young Nappa: HAHAHA HE'S SUCH A LOSER!!! Young Raditz: *Runs away and cries* Goku: You said it was the best place in the universe. Raditz: Well it was till that incident happened and it was the first time I went there. I guess it's the worst place in the universe. Goku: That story made me feel sorry for you. Go away now. Raditz: Your such a gullible idiot. I lied. Goku: You mean that story wasn't true? Raditz: The story was true. I lied about the leaving part. Gohan: *Crashes through ship* ... Raditz:... Gohan:... Raditz:... Gohan:... Raditz:... Narrator: They'll probably be doing this for hours. See you next time on Dragonball Z.
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Chapter 5: The Hero dies in the first 5 chapters Narrator: Last time on Dragonball Z Gohan went nuts. Gohan: You...you... Raditz: Do you wan't to be my friend? Gohan: Bastard!!! Raditz: What the hell? I guess you don't want to be my friend. Gohan: Huh? Where am I? What's going on? Why do I feel a wierd sensation between my legs? Raditz: I'm gonna kill you. Goku: He's just a boy. Raditz: Yeah. Killing children proves I'm a real man. Piccolo: Won't somebody think of the children? Raditz: Where are you boy...If you won't face me, then I will fight your father. Goku: No!!! Raditz: I do like friends Kakarot but I don't want a sexual relationship with my brother. Goku: Piccolo fire that move with the crappy name. Piccolo: Big Green is gonna save the day. Goku: Piccolo stop fucking around and fire the fucking blast. Piccolo: Watch your language Goku. You are so rude...and another thing... Goku: FIRE IT!!! Piccolo: Okay okay. No need to shout. Go Special Beam Cannon!!! Raditz: I guess it's too late for me to get any friends. Piccolo: You are also gonna die Goku. That's for not believing I'm a super hero. Raditz: Ow that stings. Goku: Oh well. I'm sure it was all worth it. I saved the earth from it's destruction. Raditz: That's what you think. My two...guys are coming to earth in a year. Enjoy your deaths. Muahahahahahaha. Piccolo: Die! Now you will never have a friend. Narrator: Meanwhile. On the sunny beaches of Florida... Nappa: Man this pornography is good. Vegeta: Nappa you're supposed to be watching what Raditz is doing. Nappa: Okay my lover. Oh he's dead. Vegeta: Well that's just great. Nappa: There's no need to be sarcastic. Vegeta: I wasn't. Nappa: That Kakarot sounds strong. Vegeta: Yeah well he's nothing compared to us. Do you know why? Nappa: No... Vegeta: Because he's dead you idiot!!! Nappa: Ah I love it when Vegeta talks dirty to me. Vegeta: Let's go to earth and get a wish. Nappa: For immortality? Vegeta: No you moron. Something much more better! Nappa: What? Vegeta: My long lost teddy bear Bozo. I lost him 5 years ago and I haven't stopped searching. Anyway lets go to earth. Nappa: We're already on earth. I guess we'll get to them now. Vegeta: No we are gonna stay here for a year then find them. Nappa: Why? Vegeta: Because it's unfair. If Raditz told them we'll get to earth in a year, we will get to earth in a year. Narrator: Will our heroes be able to beat these terrifying (but stupid) Saiyans? Find out next time on Dragonball Z.
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