Joot

Seriously. Mother's Day is in two hours. And I'm pretty sure we're both gonna be up. I'm still tryna come up something. So far all I have is:

So I bet you're wondering, "Where's the card?"

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Manic Don't get smart with me. This is my conversation, fuckwipe. Not yours.
Halcyon Believe what you want to.
Manic I will. I have evidence to support my belief in this being my conversation, and not yours. Fuckwipe.
Halcyon What evidence is that?
Manic Well, I can see myself typing this as we speak.
Halcyon 'As we speak'? See?
Manic Wait, what the fuck.
Halcyon Haha.

Empathy

Make her a card. Use your imagination. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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Joot

I wrote the poem.

Super corny, but she'll like it. I have it all planned out. My mom got mad at me last year when I didn't get her shit. Basically, I'll be all, "Happy Mother's Day" but won't give her shit. She'll think I didn't get her shit again and prolly get mad.

The screen saver it's gonna say Happy Mother's Day... but she's gonna say to herself I only did that so that she didn't get mad, which she still will be. Then she'll prolly move the mouse or something, and the poem is gonna be in a word document, on screen. Being the nosey lady she is, she's gonna read it.

Score: Joot - 1, Moms not feeling appreciated - 0

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Manic Don't get smart with me. This is my conversation, fuckwipe. Not yours.
Halcyon Believe what you want to.
Manic I will. I have evidence to support my belief in this being my conversation, and not yours. Fuckwipe.
Halcyon What evidence is that?
Manic Well, I can see myself typing this as we speak.
Halcyon 'As we speak'? See?
Manic Wait, what the fuck.
Halcyon Haha.

Kei

Watch her not read it.

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Joot

We're going to my Granny's house tomorrow. Since we're leaving the house, she's gonna check her balance.

So she'll have to get on the computer.

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Manic Don't get smart with me. This is my conversation, fuckwipe. Not yours.
Halcyon Believe what you want to.
Manic I will. I have evidence to support my belief in this being my conversation, and not yours. Fuckwipe.
Halcyon What evidence is that?
Manic Well, I can see myself typing this as we speak.
Halcyon 'As we speak'? See?
Manic Wait, what the fuck.
Halcyon Haha.

Teecee

I bought my mom a Hallmark card. $2.49 of pure, undeniable love.

Joot

Well, when you're Joot, who buys shit on impulse and leaves no money for later, love isn't so expensive. >_>

In other words, my poem was free.

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Manic Don't get smart with me. This is my conversation, fuckwipe. Not yours.
Halcyon Believe what you want to.
Manic I will. I have evidence to support my belief in this being my conversation, and not yours. Fuckwipe.
Halcyon What evidence is that?
Manic Well, I can see myself typing this as we speak.
Halcyon 'As we speak'? See?
Manic Wait, what the fuck.
Halcyon Haha.

shotkeeper

Just buy her those 6.50 Parfumes lol.

Masked_Felix

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm moving out, so SCREW YOU!"

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JAIF

Aren't violets purple?

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Masked_Felix

!!

Uh...Common misconception. Violets were named by a man with color seeing disorder. They are actually stark blue.

;>_>
<_<;
;>_<;

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JAIF

Might be. Never knew much about flowers, no matter how you look at it.

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Masked_Felix

I'm just coming up with excuses that make the rhyme make sense.

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Manic

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Halcyon

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
step-daddy's drunk
and is gon' kill you.