I think we need a Monster? - Page 2

**Halcyon** · 05-16-2008

How likely is it that, if a giant monster started attacking some nation, that everyone in the world would try to pitch in to put a stop to it?

Here's the reaction of other nations for a number of nations/continents/regions:
Africa
"Well .. at least nothing of value was lost."
OR
"Let's just drop a nuke on it. Nothing to worry about."

The Middle East
"We wait until the beast moves, and then scoop up some oil."

United States
"Jolly good, those Amerifags needed someone to one-up them."
OR
"Time to boost up the price on those bootleg American movies."

South America
"lolmontezuma's revenge"

Asia
".. FUCK."

**Shirogetsu** · 05-16-2008

Asia would just build a Super Robot to fight the Monster. Trust me, this will happen.

**JAIF** · 05-16-2008

Hmm, Halcyon actually made a funny post that does not involve sarcastically beating down on others (well, it involves sarcastically beating down on countries, but whatever).

What would happen with Europe?

**Shirogetsu** · 05-16-2008

No one gives a fuck about Europe. I've come to realize this.

WeKillYouAll · 05-16-2008

Save the artwork and some of the women! (this is for Europe of course)

Nikushimi · 05-16-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeKillYouAll

Ok this sounds weird and yes a little bit funny but I think we need a monster.

I think our world needs some type of abrupt social change. We are heading into an era of no freedom. Everyone is worried about something. You can get in trouble for doing or saying anything and nothing. A friend of mine got sent to court for threatening some minor. Keep in mind my friend just turned 18 and is really wealthy and at the time he didn't even know the kid who was making the claim. They went to the same high school but were 4 years apart. The case was thrown out but he had to pay for a fuckin lawyer! This kid was obviously poor and had nothing better to do. Needless to say you can get in some shit for doing nothing. Then you have the whole sexual harrasment getting way out of hand. You can barely address a women let alone talk like a guy to your male work friends without offending someone! Plus you got the kids today growing up with all this power. You can't go near them without some type of law suit hanging over your head. Their own parents are just as worried. The you have diseases running wild, war on terror, war on drugs, war on religion, war on war, the American economy is suffering, and so on and so on!!!

Sorry for the rant but there are even more things that cause us all to make life a living hell. What if hell just decided to surface? I think it would bring a great social change. I think some crazy Cloverfield monster should surface and destroy a bunch of shit and reek havoc! Next day at work you can stand up and say fuck this shit my job sucks, slap the nearest girl on the ass, run outside kick some kid of his bike, steal his twisty cone, go home and play with your guns. You know what would happen? NOTHING! Because everyone is focused on one thing... a giant fuckin monster! There would be no need to worry about all these stupid little things if the sky just decided to open up. We could resort to the most basic form of survival. Hell we might even all band together as not just a country but a "WORLD" and take down this giant mother fuckin monster!

I know this sounds ridiculous but I thought I'd share with you what was on mind today. Feel free to discuss. Take it seriously or just laugh at the idea of a Monster making us better people. I did

Amazing.

I've been thinking something very similar to that lately, only not quite as...colorful...

Forget the monster, though. Personally, I think we need Kira.

**Halcyon** · 05-16-2008

I don't know how people would react to Europe being demolished.

Empathy · 05-16-2008

Africa, South America, Asia, and Antarctica wouldn't give a shit.

**Halcyon** · 05-16-2008

Fuck. All those people in Antarctica with their highly advanced technology would be in pretty decent shape.

Hiro Nakamura · 05-16-2008

jackie chan would solo an army of monsters

i think there are some animals we are unaware of that are so gigantic we would classify them as monsters.... there just HAVE to be,, maybe they live somewhere near the core of the earth. but there WILL be some awesomer animals

**Halcyon** · 05-16-2008

There was a thread in /x/ about the likelihood of giant sea monsters.

It was pretty much noted that creatures that large wouldn't be able to exist just because there wouldn't be any way to produce enough energy naturally to power such a large body.

WeKillYouAll · 05-16-2008

I love it! Some of you actually got the right idea about this post. LOL this is great hypothetical discussion right here!

Niku what is Kira?

**Zer0** · 05-16-2008

This is Kira.

>_>

**Shirogetsu** · 05-16-2008

Naw, that's Jesus Yamato.

**Halcyon** · 05-16-2008

No, this is Yamato:

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Halcyon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Halcyon Posts: 3,014 Rep Power: 84	Re: I think we need a Monster? How likely is it that, if a giant monster started attacking some nation, that everyone in the world would try to pitch in to put a stop to it? Here's the reaction of other nations for a number of nations/continents/regions: Africa "Well .. at least nothing of value was lost." OR "Let's just drop a nuke on it. Nothing to worry about." The Middle East "We wait until the beast moves, and then scoop up some oil." United States "Jolly good, those Amerifags needed someone to one-up them." OR "Time to boost up the price on those bootleg American movies." South America "lolmontezuma's revenge" Asia ".. FUCK."

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Hiro Nakamura (8) Saiyan Warrior Join Date: May 2008 Location: where the burgers are sexy and the people delicious Posts: 90 Rep Power: 1	Re: I think we need a Monster? jackie chan would solo an army of monsters i think there are some animals we are unaware of that are so gigantic we would classify them as monsters.... there just HAVE to be,, maybe they live somewhere near the core of the earth. but there WILL be some awesomer animals __________________

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Halcyon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Halcyon Posts: 3,014 Rep Power: 84	Re: I think we need a Monster? There was a thread in /x/ about the likelihood of giant sea monsters. It was pretty much noted that creatures that large wouldn't be able to exist just because there wouldn't be any way to produce enough energy naturally to power such a large body.

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WeKillYouAll (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Grand Line Posts: 1,020 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 72	Re: I think we need a Monster? I love it! Some of you actually got the right idea about this post. LOL this is great hypothetical discussion right here! Niku what is Kira? __________________ "It's just another day in the life of the Goddamn BOSS!" PSN - Gmoneez Xbox Live - gmoneez

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