Worst movies of all time. - Page 6

WeKillYouAll · 05-07-2008

How could anyone hate that badly on Karate Kid when movies like these are released:

I Heart Huckabees
Be-Witched
Van Wilder 2 - Rise of the Taj
Who's Your Caddy?
Witless Protection
Son of the Mask
Kazaam
Lionheart
Epic Movie
Super Hero Movie
Gigli
You Got Served
Date Movie
From Justin to Kelly
How She Move
Save the Last Dance
Bulletproof
The Black Godfather

Now ask yourself if you watch these movies do you still feel the same way about Ralph Machio and Pat Morita? I personally love the Karate Kid movies.... but to each his own... I guess.

Empathy · 05-07-2008

I liked Ralph Machio. I may be biased since the Outsiders is my favorite book and I enjoyed the movie, as well.

Jonny America · 05-07-2008

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Originally Posted by WeKillYouAll

How could anyone hate that badly on Karate Kid when movies like these are released:

I Heart Huckabees
Be-Witched
Van Wilder 2 - Rise of the Taj
Who's Your Caddy?
Witless Protection
Son of the Mask
Kazaam
Lionheart
Epic Movie
Super Hero Movie
Gigli
You Got Served
Date Movie
From Justin to Kelly
How She Move
Save the Last Dance
Bulletproof
The Black Godfather

Now ask yourself if you watch these movies do you still feel the same way about Ralph Machio and Pat Morita? I personally love the Karate Kid movies.... but to each his own... I guess.

Wtf? I never saw this, but I heard it was good.

WeKillYouAll · 05-07-2008

I actually like watching Van Wilder 2 for the simple reason that it's sooo bad!

IMDB:
User Rating: 3.7/10 (5,579 votes)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480271/

You can look for yourself but there is a ton of bad reviews. Personally the only funny joke was Taj's father.

WeKillYouAll · 05-07-2008

damn my comp freaked again and double posted.... arrrrg

Jonny America · 05-07-2008

Yeah but it had the three essentials, or so I was told:

Tits
Cheeky humor
Unamericans.

The three things needed to make any movie/situation funny/enjoyable.

Empathy · 05-07-2008

You'll miss out on a lot of good movies if you strictly follow user/critic reviews. Most popular, cult classic films today did terrible in the box office.

WeKillYouAll · 05-07-2008

Didn't I just say I watch the movie for the reason that I love how corny it is!!!

I watch everything no matter how bad.... I'll watch Manos: The Hands of Fate!!

I don't miss a thing.

Jonny America · 05-07-2008

Yes, but, according to that review, they basically followed the same plotline as the first Van Wilder, excpet they had an Indian be Van, they put in British people, and the jokes weren't funny.

What movies are you talking about though?

G.O.A.T. · 05-07-2008

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Originally Posted by OnlyCarnage

Batman and Robin..

Seriously, this film ruined my child hood. Years and years of Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton were fucking destroyed by George Clooney and his fucking Bat-Nipples.

That put me off Batman, one of my favorite franchises of all time for about 5 years.

It had Arnie you can't hate it.

Finkler · 05-12-2008

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A lot of people say Iron Man is pretty good, though. To quote somebody from /v/, "A man gets into a metal suit and beats up the Middle East. I'd see this if it didn't have anything to do with Marvel."

Thats true, a man gets into a metal suit and beats up the middle east, seems like a great idea for an action movie, BUT they still managed to make it lame. More than 80% of the time that guy was building up his goddamn suit, testing it and getting his shit together. But yeah, this time doesn't go waste, we get to see a whooping 10 MINUTES OF ACTION (emphasis on uppercase letters).

Oh, near the end of the movie, you will think, "Oh, ok, the movie was bad, but atleast the ending part can't be any worser than the rest of the movie". WRONG!!! You'll shit all over the place as soon as the final dialog is delivered. Avoid watching at all costs.

Halcyon · 05-12-2008

This is the first real negative review of Iron Man I've heard of. Interesting.

**Vivi** · 05-12-2008

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Originally Posted by Finkler

Thats true, a man gets into a metal suit and beats up the middle east, seems like a great idea for an action movie, BUT they still managed to make it lame. More than 80% of the time that guy was building up his goddamn suit, testing it and getting his shit together. But yeah, this time doesn't go waste, we get to see a whooping 10 MINUTES OF ACTION (emphasis on uppercase letters).

Oh, near the end of the movie, you will think, "Oh, ok, the movie was bad, but atleast the ending part can't be any worser than the rest of the movie". WRONG!!! You'll shit all over the place as soon as the final dialog is delivered. Avoid watching at all costs.

A movie need not consist only of naked chicks, fiery explosions, and cool cars. If it has a decent plot, or something of interest, it's fine by me. The only thing I had wrong with it, was that he suddenly became against war. It should have hardened his conviction for creating weapons to stop terrorists.

Now the truly worst movie was The Wiz:

Michael Jackson as the scarecrow. My god it's bad...

SaiyajinPerfection · 05-12-2008

Hostel
The Hulk
Dude, Where's my Car?
Amityville Horror (new)
Hannibal Rising (Not entirely bad, but the worst of the Hannibal Lecter movies)
Soul Plane
Charlie's Angels
Unofficial Dragon Ball live action film
Jeepers Creepers (both of them)
Scary Movie (all of them)
Date Movie

WeKillYouAll · 05-12-2008

Rush Hour 3 can now join the list of Worst Movies!

05-07-2008	#76 (permalink)
WeKillYouAll (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Grand Line Posts: 778 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 12	Re: Worst movies of all time. How could anyone hate that badly on Karate Kid when movies like these are released: I Heart Huckabees Be-Witched Van Wilder 2 - Rise of the Taj Who's Your Caddy? Witless Protection Son of the Mask Kazaam Lionheart Epic Movie Super Hero Movie Gigli You Got Served Date Movie From Justin to Kelly How She Move Save the Last Dance Bulletproof The Black Godfather Now ask yourself if you watch these movies do you still feel the same way about Ralph Machio and Pat Morita? I personally love the Karate Kid movies.... but to each his own... I guess. __________________ "It's just another day in the life of the Goddamn BOSS!"

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Empathy (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Parts, Unknown Posts: 1,998 Rep Power: 17	Re: Worst movies of all time. I liked Ralph Machio. I may be biased since the Outsiders is my favorite book and I enjoyed the movie, as well. __________________

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WeKillYouAll (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Grand Line Posts: 778 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 12	Re: Worst movies of all time. I actually like watching Van Wilder 2 for the simple reason that it's sooo bad! IMDB: User Rating: 3.7/10 (5,579 votes) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480271/ You can look for yourself but there is a ton of bad reviews. Personally the only funny joke was Taj's father. __________________ "It's just another day in the life of the Goddamn BOSS!"

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WeKillYouAll (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Grand Line Posts: 778 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 12	Re: Worst movies of all time. damn my comp freaked again and double posted.... arrrrg __________________ "It's just another day in the life of the Goddamn BOSS!"

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Jonny America (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: America Posts: 3,918 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 30	Re: Worst movies of all time. Yeah but it had the three essentials, or so I was told: Tits Cheeky humor Unamericans. The three things needed to make any movie/situation funny/enjoyable. __________________

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Empathy (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Parts, Unknown Posts: 1,998 Rep Power: 17	Re: Worst movies of all time. You'll miss out on a lot of good movies if you strictly follow user/critic reviews. Most popular, cult classic films today did terrible in the box office. __________________

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WeKillYouAll (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Grand Line Posts: 778 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 12	Re: Worst movies of all time. Didn't I just say I watch the movie for the reason that I love how corny it is!!! I watch everything no matter how bad.... I'll watch Manos: The Hands of Fate!! I don't miss a thing. __________________ "It's just another day in the life of the Goddamn BOSS!"

05-07-2008	#84 (permalink)
Jonny America (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: America Posts: 3,918 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 30	Re: Worst movies of all time. Yes, but, according to that review, they basically followed the same plotline as the first Van Wilder, excpet they had an Indian be Van, they put in British people, and the jokes weren't funny. What movies are you talking about though? __________________

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Halcyon (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Realizing everyone you know someday will die. Posts: 2,566 Rep Power: 24	Re: Worst movies of all time. This is the first real negative review of Iron Man I've heard of. Interesting.

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SaiyajinPerfection (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beyond the Internet Posts: 1,266 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 9	Re: Worst movies of all time. Hostel The Hulk Dude, Where's my Car? Amityville Horror (new) Hannibal Rising (Not entirely bad, but the worst of the Hannibal Lecter movies) Soul Plane Charlie's Angels Unofficial Dragon Ball live action film Jeepers Creepers (both of them) Scary Movie (all of them) Date Movie __________________ Formerly the member demonkingpiccolo "Wit beyond measure, is a man's greatest treasure"

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WeKillYouAll (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Grand Line Posts: 778 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 12	Re: Worst movies of all time. Rush Hour 3 can now join the list of Worst Movies! __________________ "It's just another day in the life of the Goddamn BOSS!"