Worst movies of all time. - Page 5

Halcyon · 05-05-2008

For a good portion of having the remote, he ignored it and chose to not use it. Things only really went bad when he got upset at his children being sad and jumped to his promotion.

Jonny America · 05-05-2008

Either way, he was only aware of one of the two consequences of fast-forewording, and that was him being an insocial douche during the skip. If he had known the remote would have fast forewarded at free will after one wimsical use, I doubt he or any person would have gone through with it(I know he was told that the remote would adjust to his life, but Morty did not get that specific, and plus, you can't judge and adapt to a person based on a decision he made in a desperate point in his life). I think the directors just chose to make him work oriented, destroyed his life, had a really sad downfalling plot, then a relieving happy ending for maximum ratings from critics and viewers that were looking for a movie to teach them a lesson about life. The only lesson I happened to learn is to not talk to strangers, because they could be the angel of death, and they could hand me a remote that is scientifically designed to turn my life into an abyss of endless depression, as well as not going into too much detail about the device once accepting it.

Attack the weak points for maximum damage. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidggggggggggeeeeeeeeee Racerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

HerrGeiger · 05-05-2008

I just realized, isn't this the wrong area for this?

Jonny America · 05-05-2008

Read the first post.

HerrGeiger · 05-05-2008

I already did read it. I somehow missed the first two sentences. Hm.

Finkler · 05-07-2008

Karate Kid.

EDIT: And recently, I had the misfortune of watching Iron Man. Seriously one of the shittiest movie of all times.

Halcyon · 05-07-2008

I used to hate the Karate Kid, but I think it's because I was young and wanted there to be more fight scenes in it. The kid is kind of annoying but he's easily gotten over. Wasn't too bad in the Outsiders, though.

A lot of people say Iron Man is pretty good, though. To quote somebody from /v/, "A man gets into a metal suit and beats up the Middle East. I'd see this if it didn't have anything to do with Marvel."

RandomPenguin · 05-07-2008

Date Movie!!! it's absolute crap...

Masked_Felix · 05-07-2008

Boondock Saints. Off of the top of my head, it's the worst movie I've ever seen. It's only redeeming qualities were the beginning set to "The Blood of Cuchulainn" back when you thought the plot would be cool, Agent Smecker imagining the house shootup scene standing next to the Saints, and The Death Chorus song that played when they were cauterizing their wounds and when Rocco was shot.

Shirogetsu · 05-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

A lot of people say Iron Man is pretty good, though. To quote somebody from /v/, "A man gets into a metal suit and beats up the Middle East. I'd see this if it didn't have anything to do with Marvel."

No wonder Iron Man is such a big hit in America.

Masked_Felix · 05-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Prestigious Place

UK BOX OFFICE
1. Iron Man (£5,456,103)

I lol'd.

The Green Dragon · 05-07-2008

Layer Cakes has one of the most "WTF" endings ever.

Masked_Felix · 05-07-2008

Almost forgot, The Hamiltons. That was pretty bad, too.

The Green Dragon · 05-07-2008

The High School Musicals are SO bad, they deserve their own hate threads.

OnlyCarnage · 05-07-2008

Batman and Robin..

Seriously, this film ruined my child hood. Years and years of Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton were fucking destroyed by George Clooney and his fucking Bat-Nipples.

That put me off Batman, one of my favorite franchises of all time for about 5 years.

05-05-2008	#61 (permalink)
Halcyon (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Realizing everyone you know someday will die. Posts: 2,597 Rep Power: 33	Re: Worst movies of all time. For a good portion of having the remote, he ignored it and chose to not use it. Things only really went bad when he got upset at his children being sad and jumped to his promotion.

05-05-2008	#62 (permalink)
Jonny America (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: America Posts: 3,991 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 32	Re: Worst movies of all time. Either way, he was only aware of one of the two consequences of fast-forewording, and that was him being an insocial douche during the skip. If he had known the remote would have fast forewarded at free will after one wimsical use, I doubt he or any person would have gone through with it(I know he was told that the remote would adjust to his life, but Morty did not get that specific, and plus, you can't judge and adapt to a person based on a decision he made in a desperate point in his life). I think the directors just chose to make him work oriented, destroyed his life, had a really sad downfalling plot, then a relieving happy ending for maximum ratings from critics and viewers that were looking for a movie to teach them a lesson about life. The only lesson I happened to learn is to not talk to strangers, because they could be the angel of death, and they could hand me a remote that is scientifically designed to turn my life into an abyss of endless depression, as well as not going into too much detail about the device once accepting it. Attack the weak points for maximum damage. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidggggggggggeeeeeeeeee Racerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. __________________

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HerrGeiger (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 993 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 8	Re: Worst movies of all time. I just realized, isn't this the wrong area for this? __________________

05-05-2008	#64 (permalink)
Jonny America (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: America Posts: 3,991 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 32	Re: Worst movies of all time. Read the first post. __________________

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HerrGeiger (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 993 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 8	Re: Worst movies of all time. I already did read it. I somehow missed the first two sentences. Hm. __________________

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Finkler (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Delhi Posts: 207 Rep Power: 1	Re: Worst movies of all time. Karate Kid. EDIT: And recently, I had the misfortune of watching Iron Man. Seriously one of the shittiest movie of all times. __________________

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Halcyon (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Realizing everyone you know someday will die. Posts: 2,597 Rep Power: 33	Re: Worst movies of all time. I used to hate the Karate Kid, but I think it's because I was young and wanted there to be more fight scenes in it. The kid is kind of annoying but he's easily gotten over. Wasn't too bad in the Outsiders, though. A lot of people say Iron Man is pretty good, though. To quote somebody from /v/, "A man gets into a metal suit and beats up the Middle East. I'd see this if it didn't have anything to do with Marvel."

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Masked_Felix Bleach Ranked (24) Captain-Commander Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Randland Posts: 3,293 Rep Power: 49	Re: Worst movies of all time. Boondock Saints. Off of the top of my head, it's the worst movie I've ever seen. It's only redeeming qualities were the beginning set to "The Blood of Cuchulainn" back when you thought the plot would be cool, Agent Smecker imagining the house shootup scene standing next to the Saints, and The Death Chorus song that played when they were cauterizing their wounds and when Rocco was shot. __________________ My Wii Code is 6772 9289 6105 2375. My Brawl Friend Code is 1848-3184-0718

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OnlyCarnage Naruto Ranked (13) Konoha Military Police Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Posts: 266 Rep Power: 2	Re: Worst movies of all time. Batman and Robin.. Seriously, this film ruined my child hood. Years and years of Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton were fucking destroyed by George Clooney and his fucking Bat-Nipples. That put me off Batman, one of my favorite franchises of all time for about 5 years. __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor. - Omerta