I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... - Page 4

Lord_Sloth · 04-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikushimi

Itachi: Hey.

Girl: ?!

Itachi: Your current boyfriend is weak. Why is he so weak? Because he lacks...penis... And hatred.

Boyfriend: Hey! I do not lack hatred!

Itachi: *spears the boyfriend w/ his cock* Now do me.

OR

Itachi: Hey.

Girl: ?!

Itachi: *Saimin no Genjutsu (Hypnosis Genjutsu)*

*72 HOURS OF EPIC CENSORSHIP*

*scene goes back*

*the floor, walls, ceiling- everything -is splattered with white; the girl's body is ripped in half down the middle, while Itachi is sitting in a chair smoking a cigarette*

Itachi: Sh*t, cap'n. And it only took two minutes for her to -actually- die.

So wrong, so predictable and yet made me laugh so much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi

Since almost all of MFG jumped on this topics, here's a question:

What are some ways to ask a girl for her number in an unobvious sort of way?

Give her yours and ask her to drop you a text sometime.

SHIT! DOUBLE POST!

Lord_Sloth · 04-28-2008

Delete this, please.

Nikushimi · 04-28-2008

Why would you not want it to be obvious?

Just ask for her phone number.

People, people. Have some confidence. If you want something, take it. D:

If it helps, pretend you are me.

Itachi: Go out with me.

Girl: Why?

Itachi: Because I'm Niku-fucking-shimi's favorite character.

Girl: ZOMG NIKU-SEMPAI?!?!

Itachi: o_O; Super Cool?!

Super Cool: Uhhh... Hi.

Itachi: Why are you wearing a dress?

Super Cool: ...

Itachi: ...

Super Cool: ...

Itachi: ...

Super Cool: ...

Itachi: ...

Super Cool: ...

Itachi: ...You know what? I don't want to know.

Vivi · 04-28-2008

I don't want it to be obvious, because then things might get akward.

And believe you me, I hate akwardness. That's why I tell dead-baby jokes.

Lord_Sloth · 04-28-2008

I'd rep Niku if I could but I neg repped him recently I think...Or was it a +...Whatever.

That post is worth a rep.

*spreads random rep*

Huh...I was only 1 away.

Nikushimi · 04-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi

I don't want it to be obvious, because then things might get akward.

And believe you me, I hate akwardness. That's why I tell dead-baby jokes.

It's only awkward because you perceive it to be such.

You have to believe that your own epic win validates everything you do.

Although, admittedly, it doesn't sound anywhere near as profound to say "Because I'm Vi-fucking-vi!".

Lord_Sloth · 04-28-2008

So tell me, did you rip that from my "Lord_Fucking_Sloth" or what?

Nikushimi · 04-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Sloth

So tell me, did you rip that from my "Lord_Fucking_Sloth" or what?

I didn't even know you talked like that. I thought you lacked ~~hatred~~ ~~penis~~ confidence.

Anyway, Vivi, I suggest you watch this anime called "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann", and closely observe this character called "Kamina". Notice how he shits pure gold.

...

Ouch, that would hurt.

Lord_Sloth · 04-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikushimi

I didn't even know you talked like that. I thought you lacked ~~hatred~~ ~~penis~~ confidence.

Meh. I do sometimes as seen here...

ATTN TO THOSE WITH MY PIC

Nikushimi · 04-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Sloth

Meh. I do sometimes as seen here...

ATTN TO THOSE WITH MY PIC

Oh. Well, that post was tl, so I dr in the first place when I first saw it.

But I've been saying my thing for way longer.

Fred · 04-28-2008

Well, you could play it safe and ask one of her friends how she feels about you, or, you could be a total b.a. and just ask her out to something plain. Dance/movie, some shit like that. If you need exact words, you could go about it in two ways. "Do you want to go to the movies with me on Friday?" Or, "So-and-so movie is lookin' good." And if she says she wants to see it, ask her to see it with you.

Fred · 04-28-2008

*reads back*
WOAHOH. Niku is fucking a CRAZY. Never tell a girl you like her. This opens the door for them to do one(or both) of two things:

1.) Take advantage of you. If they know you like them, they'll be asking a lot from you, whether or not it's proof of your loyalty isn't really important.
2.) They will most likely question acts of kindness that have come from you. They'll be wondering of what things you've done have come from your heart, or have come from your balls.

**Raven** · 04-28-2008

This is easy man...communication, intercommunication, and intercourse.

Take note of each as you will. Be on the same page with her, think of it as a meeting of the minds. If you want anything that's going to last longer then a week get to know her mental, intellectual, and psychological state. A pretty body is eye candy, yet it's useless for a long term relationship. If that's what you want to craft, then focus on her mind at all times. Anatomize the words that come out of her mouth and so fourth. Talk to her as a friend and nothing more for the time being. Ask her about her interest, her goals, etc. Ask her what she does on Valentine's Day when that day comes around. You could also give her flowers or chocolate, not that I ever have though.

JhonCaves · 04-28-2008

so...did you get her?

edit:

lol...just realized this was made a short time ago.

anyway...
What always works for me is just starting a conversation. Notice how she responds to different forms of flattery... and if you know what her interests are...learn about them and bring them up... in the end though... it all just comes down to you not being a COMPLETE dufus and backing out when the opportunity presents itself to ask her to go somewhere with you.

Nikushimi · 04-28-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonny America

*reads back*
WOAHOH. Niku is fucking a CRAZY. Never tell a girl you like her. This opens the door for them to do one(or both) of two things:

1.) Take advantage of you. If they know you like them, they'll be asking a lot from you, whether or not it's proof of your loyalty isn't really important.
2.) They will most likely question acts of kindness that have come from you. They'll be wondering of what things you've done have come from your heart, or have come from your balls.

^Don't listen to this guy. He thinks neither with his brains nor his balls, but with his dragons, which he puffs hourly.

1. No real man gives into that shit. If she gets pushy, she obviously is just playing you like a card (IN DEFENSE POSITION!!1), in which case, dump her ass and find some other ho.
2. They question that anyway. Guys question things about girls, too. And really, does it matter? If you try to hide the fact that you want go that far, then you're just lying, and the relationship itself is based on lies. Now, I don't condone relationships based entirely around horny animals getting together to share their genetic filth, so make sure that's not ALL you're after. If it is, the relationship is doomed to fail, one way or the other. But honestly, a girl won't care that you want to bone her, as long as that's not the only reason you want to hang out with her.

04-28-2008	#47 (permalink)
Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,636 Rep Power: 78	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... Delete this, please. __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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Nikushimi Naruto Ranked (30) Akatsuki Leader Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NF's MBD, in some thread raving about Itachi. Posts: 14,013 Rep Power: 233	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... Why would you not want it to be obvious? Just ask for her phone number. People, people. Have some confidence. If you want something, take it. D: If it helps, pretend you are me. Itachi: Go out with me. Girl: Why? Itachi: Because I'm Niku-fucking-shimi's favorite character. Girl: ZOMG NIKU-SEMPAI?!?! Itachi: o_O; Super Cool?! Super Cool: Uhhh... Hi. Itachi: Why are you wearing a dress? Super Cool: ... Itachi: ... Super Cool: ... Itachi: ... Super Cool: ... Itachi: ... Super Cool: ... Itachi: ...You know what? I don't want to know. __________________ Pierce the heavens.

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Vivi (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my room contemplating life and existence. Posts: 4,358 Rep Power: 40	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... I don't want it to be obvious, because then things might get akward. And believe you me, I hate akwardness. That's why I tell dead-baby jokes. __________________

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Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,636 Rep Power: 78	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... I'd rep Niku if I could but I neg repped him recently I think...Or was it a +...Whatever. That post is worth a rep. spreads random rep Huh...I was only 1 away. __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,636 Rep Power: 78	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... So tell me, did you rip that from my "Lord_Fucking_Sloth" or what? __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

04-28-2008	#56 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,049 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... Well, you could play it safe and ask one of her friends how she feels about you, or, you could be a total b.a. and just ask her out to something plain. Dance/movie, some shit like that. If you need exact words, you could go about it in two ways. "Do you want to go to the movies with me on Friday?" Or, "So-and-so movie is lookin' good." And if she says she wants to see it, ask her to see it with you. __________________

04-28-2008	#57 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,049 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... reads back WOAHOH. Niku is fucking a CRAZY. Never tell a girl you like her. This opens the door for them to do one(or both) of two things: 1.) Take advantage of you. If they know you like them, they'll be asking a lot from you, whether or not it's proof of your loyalty isn't really important. 2.) They will most likely question acts of kindness that have come from you. They'll be wondering of what things you've done have come from your heart, or have come from your balls. __________________

04-28-2008	#58 (permalink)
Raven Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,899 Rep Power: 28	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... This is easy man...communication, intercommunication, and intercourse. Take note of each as you will. Be on the same page with her, think of it as a meeting of the minds. If you want anything that's going to last longer then a week get to know her mental, intellectual, and psychological state. A pretty body is eye candy, yet it's useless for a long term relationship. If that's what you want to craft, then focus on her mind at all times. Anatomize the words that come out of her mouth and so fourth. Talk to her as a friend and nothing more for the time being. Ask her about her interest, her goals, etc. Ask her what she does on Valentine's Day when that day comes around. You could also give her flowers or chocolate, not that I ever have though. __________________ Favorite Quotes: "Everyone dies, it's a natural part of life. But if your life has no meaning you're already dead." -Wolf's Rain, Kiba "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -Fullmetal Alchemist, Alphonse Elric "It's not what folks say...it's what you answer to." -Madea Movie, Madea "Deploying resilience is more important than being a prodigy." -Life, Me

04-28-2008	#59 (permalink)
JhonCaves (13) Great Ape Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 282 Rep Power: 2	Re: I cannot believe that I'm asking MFG... so...did you get her? edit: lol...just realized this was made a short time ago. anyway... What always works for me is just starting a conversation. Notice how she responds to different forms of flattery... and if you know what her interests are...learn about them and bring them up... in the end though... it all just comes down to you not being a COMPLETE dufus and backing out when the opportunity presents itself to ask her to go somewhere with you. __________________ Vote in '08! http://www.myspace.com/jhoncaves