Naruto gaining...Life?

**Raven** · 04-23-2008

The title is an exaggeration of an event that happened recently. I saw on the news that someone dressed up as a ninja tried to rob a rich guy but the guy fought the ninja off.

First question, what to do if robbed by a ninja?

Second question, why is humanity choosing to revert back to ancient times?

It's actually hilarious in a funny sense but stupid in reality and quite...illogical of our times. How low will people Go?!

**Ivan** · 04-23-2008

1. If you recognize what the ninja is from, repeatedly spout a stupid line the character has said at some point or another (example: "BELIEVE IT!") and punch and kick wildly.

2. Truthfully, I blame the parents. If your parents aren't complete fucking retards and let you do whatever from your childhood on, you'd going to most likely grow up to be a decent human being. I grew up in a clean house with a set list of rules and I'm pretty well-behaved. A lot of my nieces and nephews grew up in dirty homes with little to no rules and are just disgusting, untamed pieces of shit.

**Raven** · 04-23-2008

Wow, so down to earth and I'm lovin' it.

Really, I hear DYFS is getting strict on how parents can discipline their children (even to the point of no yelling I've heard). I'm not sure about any of the procedures but I do know this will be a large downfall for humanity. Children need boundaries (as you've stated) and without them a child's mind seems to fall apart soon after with no boundaries or limits in the back of their head. A lot of shit is happening up here though, earlier two teenagers shot themselves dead. It's like we're reverting back to the pirates, ninjas, and cowboys age. Seriously, and yes there have been incidents closely resembling that to a universe in which pirates, ninjas, or cowboys have once lived.

**Ivan** · 04-23-2008

Some actions are timeless, such as murder, theft, rape, vandalizing, et cetera. As time progresses we find easier ways of doing these things, not to mention we are growing closer and closer together physically as time goes on. As a world, we're pretty much an overcrowded bus--and a short one at that.

Each group passes on something worthwhile, though. Eye patches, Shinobi, and Westerns, respectively.

dragontigerviper · 04-23-2008

that's nothing, a few months ago five girls dressed up as ninja and robbed a 7-11 and got away with $1,300.00 and over $500.00 in lottery tickets. Never were caught.

**Raven** · 04-23-2008

Lol, more modern day ninja at work eh? Well, I guess that is something. Someone sure needs a shuriken thrown in "their box."

Nikushimi · 04-24-2008

That's amazing.

Just recently, I dressed up as a ninja and tried to steal from some rich old fart. But God damn, he really kicked my ass. I had to bone-out.

This is a relief, though. I thought I was the only one.

04-23-2008	#1 (permalink)
Raven Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,899 Rep Power: 28	Naruto gaining...Life? The title is an exaggeration of an event that happened recently. I saw on the news that someone dressed up as a ninja tried to rob a rich guy but the guy fought the ninja off. First question, what to do if robbed by a ninja? Second question, why is humanity choosing to revert back to ancient times? It's actually hilarious in a funny sense but stupid in reality and quite...illogical of our times. How low will people Go?! __________________ Favorite Quotes: "Everyone dies, it's a natural part of life. But if your life has no meaning you're already dead." -Wolf's Rain, Kiba "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -Fullmetal Alchemist, Alphonse Elric "It's not what folks say...it's what you answer to." -Madea Movie, Madea "Deploying resilience is more important than being a prodigy." -Life, Me

04-23-2008	#2 (permalink)
Ivan Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Halcyon Posts: 3,279 Rep Power: 131	Re: Naruto gaining...Life? 1. If you recognize what the ninja is from, repeatedly spout a stupid line the character has said at some point or another (example: "BELIEVE IT!") and punch and kick wildly. 2. Truthfully, I blame the parents. If your parents aren't complete fucking retards and let you do whatever from your childhood on, you'd going to most likely grow up to be a decent human being. I grew up in a clean house with a set list of rules and I'm pretty well-behaved. A lot of my nieces and nephews grew up in dirty homes with little to no rules and are just disgusting, untamed pieces of shit.

04-23-2008	#3 (permalink)
Raven Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,899 Rep Power: 28	Re: Naruto gaining...Life? Wow, so down to earth and I'm lovin' it. Really, I hear DYFS is getting strict on how parents can discipline their children (even to the point of no yelling I've heard). I'm not sure about any of the procedures but I do know this will be a large downfall for humanity. Children need boundaries (as you've stated) and without them a child's mind seems to fall apart soon after with no boundaries or limits in the back of their head. A lot of shit is happening up here though, earlier two teenagers shot themselves dead. It's like we're reverting back to the pirates, ninjas, and cowboys age. Seriously, and yes there have been incidents closely resembling that to a universe in which pirates, ninjas, or cowboys have once lived. __________________ Favorite Quotes: "Everyone dies, it's a natural part of life. But if your life has no meaning you're already dead." -Wolf's Rain, Kiba "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -Fullmetal Alchemist, Alphonse Elric "It's not what folks say...it's what you answer to." -Madea Movie, Madea "Deploying resilience is more important than being a prodigy." -Life, Me

04-23-2008	#4 (permalink)
Ivan Moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Halcyon Posts: 3,279 Rep Power: 131	Re: Naruto gaining...Life? Some actions are timeless, such as murder, theft, rape, vandalizing, et cetera. As time progresses we find easier ways of doing these things, not to mention we are growing closer and closer together physically as time goes on. As a world, we're pretty much an overcrowded bus--and a short one at that. Each group passes on something worthwhile, though. Eye patches, Shinobi, and Westerns, respectively.

04-23-2008	#6 (permalink)
Raven Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,899 Rep Power: 28	Re: Naruto gaining...Life? Lol, more modern day ninja at work eh? Well, I guess that is something. Someone sure needs a shuriken thrown in "their box." __________________ Favorite Quotes: "Everyone dies, it's a natural part of life. But if your life has no meaning you're already dead." -Wolf's Rain, Kiba "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -Fullmetal Alchemist, Alphonse Elric "It's not what folks say...it's what you answer to." -Madea Movie, Madea "Deploying resilience is more important than being a prodigy." -Life, Me

04-24-2008	#7 (permalink)
Nikushimi Naruto Ranked (30) Akatsuki Leader Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NF's MBD, in some thread raving about Itachi. Posts: 14,013 Rep Power: 233	Re: Naruto gaining...Life? That's amazing. Just recently, I dressed up as a ninja and tried to steal from some rich old fart. But God damn, he really kicked my ass. I had to bone-out. This is a relief, though. I thought I was the only one. __________________ Pierce the heavens.