Ask for advice, request an insult or a compliment

**Ace** · 04-18-2008

Here's your chance to ask Ace for advice. Questions about life, school, work, parents, family, relationships, politics and the economy would all be welcome -- or whatever else you feel like. Some answers will be serious, others not.

You can also ask for an insult, a compliment or my choice of one or the other.

Warning: I don't like much. I've been known to be very grumpy at times. People with thin skins should tread carefully.

EDIT: what I'm trying to say is that my compliments are real. Insults are just me spouting off my general grumpiness.

Roleplay · 04-18-2008

should i really ask you a question?

Jay · 04-18-2008

If momma had a chicken and momma had a cow, how proud would dad be?

**Ace** · 04-18-2008

In case it wasn't clear above, you have to ask for an insult or a compliment, otherwise you won't get one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandomPenguin

should i really ask you a question?

Only if you're interested in hearing advice from a complete stranger.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Green Dragon

If momma had a chicken and momma had a cow, how proud would dad be?

I would advise dad to be proud of momma. Unless they live in the city, in which case I'd advise dad to sell the fucking animals, get a divorce, and find someone who is in touch with reality.

Roleplay · 04-18-2008

insult/complimant please

**Ace** · 04-18-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandomPenguin

insult/complimant please

For someone with such a supposedly high "linguistic" skill, as it says in your sig, you can't spell worth a damn. It's "compliment".

Roleplay · 04-18-2008

true true... great that you pointed it out. thanks

Kurushimi · 04-18-2008

Insult me.

I dare you to try and find an error in what is perfection.

SRP76 · 04-18-2008

Alright, I'll join the fun.

Please insult or compliment me.

**Ace** · 04-18-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurushimi

Insult me.

I dare you to try and find an error in what is perfection.

Anyone who claims to be perfect is clearly an asshole.

**Ace** · 04-18-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by SRP76

Alright, I'll join the fun.

Please insult or compliment me.

So you think it's fun to be insulted? Are you some sort of masochistic creep?

Kurushimi · 04-18-2008

...ouch.

I suppose I set myself up there. ;>_>

**Manic** · 04-18-2008

Interesting topic, Ace. I'll seek some advice. Compliment/insult as you see fit. I can handle it.

At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn. I'm paraniod, sleeping with my finger on the trigger (so to speak). My mom's always stressing I'm not living right, but I'm not going out without a fight. Every Sunday morning I'm in service, praying for forgiveness. I know the lord's looking at me, but still it's hard for me to feel happy. I've got a little boy to look after, and if I die my then child'll be a bastard.

I know I'm being watched. I can see him when I'm deep in the covers, but when I awake I don't see the motherfucker. My mind's playing tricks on me. Is there anything I can do to get over this?

SRP76 · 04-18-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace

So you think it's fun to be insulted? Are you some sort of masochistic creep?

Ahh, you've got to be able to do better than that. That insult only gets a 4.0/10.0.

I'll help you practice with another chance:

Please insult me.

Evil Vegeta · 04-18-2008

Ace: How can I stop being such a wimp around girls? It seriously frustrates me that I'm such a punk.

04-18-2008	#1 (permalink)
Ace Administrator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kami's Lookout Posts: 1,423 Rep Power: 200	Ask for advice, request an insult or a compliment Here's your chance to ask Ace for advice. Questions about life, school, work, parents, family, relationships, politics and the economy would all be welcome -- or whatever else you feel like. Some answers will be serious, others not. You can also ask for an insult, a compliment or my choice of one or the other. Warning: I don't like much. I've been known to be very grumpy at times. People with thin skins should tread carefully. EDIT: what I'm trying to say is that my compliments are real. Insults are just me spouting off my general grumpiness. Last edited by Ace; 04-19-2008 at 12:42 AM.

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Roleplay (23) Final Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: The world that never was. Posts: 2,641 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 64	Re: Ask for advice, get an insult or a compliment should i really ask you a question? __________________

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Jay (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lloegr Posts: 3,544 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 226	Re: Ask for advice, get an insult or a compliment If momma had a chicken and momma had a cow, how proud would dad be? __________________ "The game, you just lost it." \|[MFG Reputation Guide for Beginners]\|[-DEE DEE?-]\|

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Roleplay (23) Final Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: The world that never was. Posts: 2,641 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 64	Re: Ask for advice, get an insult or a compliment true true... great that you pointed it out. thanks __________________

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Kurushimi Naruto Ranked (23) Akatsuki Junior Partner Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Realizing everyone you know someday will die. And that you will meet up with them in heaven. Posts: 2,554 Rep Power: 121	Re: Ask for advice, get an insult or a compliment Insult me. I dare you to try and find an error in what is perfection. __________________ The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride. ~ xkcd GENERATION 4: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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SRP76 (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,341 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 39	Re: Ask for advice, get an insult or a compliment Alright, I'll join the fun. Please insult or compliment me.

04-18-2008	#12 (permalink)
Kurushimi Naruto Ranked (23) Akatsuki Junior Partner Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Realizing everyone you know someday will die. And that you will meet up with them in heaven. Posts: 2,554 Rep Power: 121	Re: Ask for advice, get an insult or a compliment ...ouch. I suppose I set myself up there. ;>_> __________________ The worst part is when sidewalk cracks are out-of-sync with your natural stride. ~ xkcd GENERATION 4: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Manic Administrator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Georgia, US Posts: 2,049 Rep Power: 200	Re: Ask for advice, get an insult or a compliment Interesting topic, Ace. I'll seek some advice. Compliment/insult as you see fit. I can handle it. At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn. I'm paraniod, sleeping with my finger on the trigger (so to speak). My mom's always stressing I'm not living right, but I'm not going out without a fight. Every Sunday morning I'm in service, praying for forgiveness. I know the lord's looking at me, but still it's hard for me to feel happy. I've got a little boy to look after, and if I die my then child'll be a bastard. I know I'm being watched. I can see him when I'm deep in the covers, but when I awake I don't see the motherfucker. My mind's playing tricks on me. Is there anything I can do to get over this? __________________ Psst. I make music. You should totally check it out.