Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer.

Null · 03-05-2008

Oh my.

In the maths coursework we have to do at GCSE, we need to do a statistical analysis of the heights and weights of students at a fictional High school, Mayfield High.

One of the students' names?

"Goku Krillain Vegeta."

I shit you not. Eye and hair colour is black, he gets to school on a skateboard, and his favorite TV show is - you guessed it - Dragon Ball Z.

Me and my girlfriend were sat in the corner, jaws dropped at the awesomeness.

We then got talking about Mortal Kombat, somehow. Turns out my maths teacher (30 something years old) was our age when MK2 or 3 came out, and he was a fanatic. He still remembers all of the characters names and stuff ("I liked Barakka the best because he had those cool spike things and he was all *imitates swiping*. And Jax, with his big arms. Noob Saibot was cool, too. Did you know thats the creator's - Tobias Boon - name spelled backwards?")

I then walked past him in the corridor later and he shouted "FATALITY!" in a voice imitating the MK announcer.

I'm gonna bring in a Mortal Kombat game one day, methinks.

I have the coolest teacher ever, agreed?

Ranny · 03-05-2008

Yes. =[
My math teachers were either pregnant (and mean) or foreign(and mean).

Though I did love it when my trig teacher said "parabola" as "parabora".

Except for my math teacher in geometry my freshman year, he let us prank the classroom next to us everyday.... I really didn't learn anything in that class though. .__.

So does your teacher like DBZ too? o__o

Null · 03-05-2008

Nuu, that's set by AQA, they're basically one of the examining boards in the UK. Looks like they like DBZ, lol.

Eliwood21 · 03-05-2008

YES YOU DO!! :D

You should walk past him, say "Fight", and just beat the crap out of him.

Ranny · 03-05-2008

That might not be the best idea.

But if you have nothing to lose.

Go for it. >8D

Ultimate_Gohan · 03-05-2008

Agreed. I'd love to discuss DBZ with my teacher.

Nikushimi · 03-05-2008

I would switch classes immediately. Crazy 30-year-old gamer teacher making Barrakka swiping motions and shouting "FATALITY" at me in the hallway=DO NOT WANT.

burningvegeta · 03-05-2008

Your Math teacher sounds awesome, wish I could have a teacher like that.

warcrack · 03-05-2008

Ignore Nikushimi. That sounds like a pretty neat teacher to chill with, although I don't know anything about Mortal Kombat.

Nikushimi · 03-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by warcrack

Ignore Nikushimi. That sounds like a pretty neat teacher to chill with, although I don't know anything about Mortal Kombat.

So I guess you want some balding dude who spent his prime in a Liesure Suit yelling "GET OVER HERE!!!" when he wants your attention and telling you "FINISH IT!!!" when you're doing work.

Null · 03-05-2008

Lol, he's not some nerdy balding dude, as he coaches our schools Football (soccer) team, who happened to win a country wide competition last year. Try again Niku D:

warcrack · 03-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikushimi

So I guess you want some balding dude who spent his prime in a Liesure Suit yelling "GET OVER HERE!!!" when he wants your attention and telling you "FINISH IT!!!" when you're doing work.

Better than this guy:

Ranny · 03-05-2008

Bueller?

Bueller?

Bueller?

burningvegeta · 03-05-2008

Its also Finish Him, not finish it. I've never quoted of Mortal Combat perhaps tomorrow I should.

warcrack · 03-05-2008

Kombat.

Kombat.

Bekuz things spelled with a k are kooler.

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Null (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,262 Rep Power: 14	Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Oh my. In the maths coursework we have to do at GCSE, we need to do a statistical analysis of the heights and weights of students at a fictional High school, Mayfield High. One of the students' names? "Goku Krillain Vegeta." I shit you not. Eye and hair colour is black, he gets to school on a skateboard, and his favorite TV show is - you guessed it - Dragon Ball Z. Me and my girlfriend were sat in the corner, jaws dropped at the awesomeness. We then got talking about Mortal Kombat, somehow. Turns out my maths teacher (30 something years old) was our age when MK2 or 3 came out, and he was a fanatic. He still remembers all of the characters names and stuff ("I liked Barakka the best because he had those cool spike things and he was all imitates swiping. And Jax, with his big arms. Noob Saibot was cool, too. Did you know thats the creator's - Tobias Boon - name spelled backwards?") I then walked past him in the corridor later and he shouted "FATALITY!" in a voice imitating the MK announcer. I'm gonna bring in a Mortal Kombat game one day, methinks. I have the coolest teacher ever, agreed?

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Ranny (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Location Location Location Posts: 2,545 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 70	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Yes. =[ My math teachers were either pregnant (and mean) or foreign(and mean). Though I did love it when my trig teacher said "parabola" as "parabora". Except for my math teacher in geometry my freshman year, he let us prank the classroom next to us everyday.... I really didn't learn anything in that class though. .__. So does your teacher like DBZ too? o__o __________________ （　ﾟ Дﾟ）

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Null (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,262 Rep Power: 14	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Nuu, that's set by AQA, they're basically one of the examining boards in the UK. Looks like they like DBZ, lol.

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Ranny (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Location Location Location Posts: 2,545 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 70	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. That might not be the best idea. But if you have nothing to lose. Go for it. >8D __________________ （　ﾟ Дﾟ）

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Ultimate_Gohan Bleach Ranked (25) Vasto Lorde Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,051 Blog Entries: 4 Rep Power: 151	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Agreed. I'd love to discuss DBZ with my teacher. __________________

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Nikushimi Naruto Ranked (30) Akatsuki Leader Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Singing Enka with Killer Bee and shaking my Goddamn Wustenrot. Posts: 13,644 Rep Power: 178	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. I would switch classes immediately. Crazy 30-year-old gamer teacher making Barrakka swiping motions and shouting "FATALITY" at me in the hallway=DO NOT WANT. __________________ Bow to the King.

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warcrack (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 1,309 Rep Power: 10	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Ignore Nikushimi. That sounds like a pretty neat teacher to chill with, although I don't know anything about Mortal Kombat. __________________

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Null (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,262 Rep Power: 14	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Lol, he's not some nerdy balding dude, as he coaches our schools Football (soccer) team, who happened to win a country wide competition last year. Try again Niku D:

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Ranny (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Location Location Location Posts: 2,545 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 70	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? __________________ （　ﾟ Дﾟ）

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warcrack (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 1,309 Rep Power: 10	Re: Lol, Goku will determine my future and my Maths teacher is a gamer. Kombat. Kombat. Bekuz things spelled with a k are kooler. __________________