Island of 1,000 Condiments

I’m thinking up some possible One-Shot scenarios for aforementioned Kakuzu.

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Nikushimi

I see how it is. Talk about me behind my back... ;[

Itachi and Kakuzu are worlds apart. In fact, Itachi is worlds apart from all characters. He is in a world of his own, leagues above the rest. Itachi>>>>>>>>>all.

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Everyone else is weak. Why are they so-?

*is shot*

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Bow to the King.

Island of 1,000 Condiments

Itachi paints his nails a bright purple, so stfu.

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Zer0

Um topic open.

Talk.

Nao.

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Majuub

Looks like I'm the only one awake by now.
Anyway, if someone is awake, could he tell me why in the world Halo 3 get such high reviews.

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Kei

To please the fanboys.

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Majuub

I played the game, the solo mode is nothing new, nothing innovative. The multiplayer is cool though. When we review a game, we must review all the aspects of the game, graphics, gameplay, solo, multiplayer etc. Halo 3 multiplayer is cool, but the solo adventure isn't that great so it doesn't deserve a 94%. The maximum I would give that game is 85%, the solo mode is crappy.

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Kei

I'm too biased to rate Halo 1/2/3.
They all are overrated and 2 didn't please me in any way.

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Majuub

Even if you are biased look at it the same way a game critic would.
Let's talk about Halo 1.
Graphics 9/10: In that time, we didn't have a lot of games with better graphics, it was quite impressive.
Sound effects and musics 8.5/10: Sure the musics are great and all, but they lack variety and emotions.
Gameplay 6/10: Really, this is where Halo is really crappy. Let's see, we have a total of 7 weapons in that game, the classical, shotguns, rocket launchers and pistols. The game is linear and we face the same ennemies over and over again, it doesn't take brains or anything, just going through the stage and blasting aliens. The game is short and pretty boring, it really brought nothing to the FPS genre like Perfect Dark or Golden Eye did.
Storyline 7/10: Some will like it, some will hate it, some won't care about it, it's well written but not that catchy, so a 7 should do it.
Replay value 7/10: If you're an FPS king, one run at legendary through the game should do it, if you're a newbie, you'll play it again and again.
So, if we make the average it gives us: 7.5/10, since it was one of the best game at that time we can raise it to 8.5/10 for the fanboys, but could someone explain me what does that game do with a 95% rating on www.gamerankings.com
You can look at it anyway you want, it just don't deserve a 95%, I am neutral about that game, trust me, I know great games and none of the Halo's are in that list.

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Nikushimi

Itachi gets 150%.

Bitch plz.

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It's more of a dark indigo. >_>

Seriously, though, so what? Itachi still >>>>>>>>>all.

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Majuub

Seriously, Itachi does look gay and weak, that's only a contradiction since he is the strongest character at this point. But I dislike Itachi, why does everyone think he is so cool, I mean, his design ain't that great, he his not as badass as many vilains I saw, yes, he IS overpowered, he paint his nail in a shade of purple, how gay is that?

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Zer0

POST NAO!1!!111!

I'm going to sleep in a few minutes since nobody seems to talk here.

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Majuub

Late night, late monday, late post.

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Zer0

I'm watchin the Boondocks and chatting with my friend. I should be studying for the chapter test I have tomorrow in which I've only skimmed the chapter an hour ago for the first time.

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Majuub

Is it the new episode you are watching, the season 2 episode??

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