What are they thinking?

Raitro · 07-29-2005

I have notcied that people like Doctors, Dentist, lawyers, those guys that take your order in like a Macdonald resturant etc. always have this thing of putting a smile and being so kind and crap. Well, I was thinking, what are they really thinking in their heads while they attend you? Is it all really just an act? or are they trying to be helpful and nice to you? Here are some examples:

Dentist:Ok now, say aah *Thinking in he's head* "Oh My lord! Jesus christ! What the hell have you being eating!!"

Waiter:Heres your order, Mister *Thinking in he's head* "Hope you choke on it, Bastard."

Ok, i'll start:

Guy who attends you in a coth store: How about this one?... no?... ok... *Thinking in he's head* "When the hell am I going to find some pants for this fat ass! I'm gonna be late for te party!"

Lol that one always makes me lough ^

.Twitch in Stereo · 07-29-2005

Twitch reading the one about the clothing store

Oh, boy, that was hilarious! ..
]-Thinking ..-[
I've had s**t stains in my underwear that made me laugh harder than that.

Raitro · 07-29-2005

Lol sorry Twitch, but I new you where going to be the first one here to post even before you posted. I know your tricks. Anyway, whats the coinsidence, you coming in such a forum to post in my topic... hmmm...what ever. BTW, when did I ask your opinion about the joke I made? I don't remember PMing you or anything. So, I don't care of what you say, im tired of hearing you anyway.

Gosan · 07-29-2005

Okay, i don't know if it's funny or not but here it is anywyas

A little boy and an old lady piano teacher are doing thier lesson

Old Lady: You're playing very well my dear

Thinks - "OMG! I'm going to accused of a murder if that kid doesn't stops playing, look at his bitten and blood stained fingers. BLOOD !!!! ARGH !!!! BLOODY MERRY !!!! BLOODY MERRY !!!! BLOODY MERRY !!!!!!"

"has a heart attack and dies"

Okay, I know it's a bit lame....just don't hit me!

.Twitch in Stereo · 07-30-2005

It isn't a "trick," and if you don't care about what I have to say, then .. uh .. don't ask? It'd be nice to be a little consistant, and at least realize that people are free to post on a forum. ;[ I don't need your permission to post on things.

Raitro · 07-30-2005

First of all, I know you don't need my permision. And I know people have the freedom to post in this forum... it's just that you always post a negative comment that always insults me in my topics. But what ever, post what you want in how many topics I make. I don't care, im just making this forum worth my time. And one of the reasons that I don't post topics is beause I know you are the first one to comment, and thats not good for what I know. But now I don't give a s**t, post what ever crap you want in my topics, because I ain't letting you ruin my fun just because I get a bad comment from you. Thats all I have to say.
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Now, back on topic >_>

An old lady calls the fire fighters for help, moments later Fire fighters come to the scene:

Fire fighter:What is the problem miss?

Old Lady: My cat is stuck in that three over there! can you get it?

Fire fighter:Eh.... sure...

The fire fighters get the cat down from the three.

OLd lady: Thanks so much! I better go inside to feed Mr. wiskers

*Fire fighter thinking in he's head* "Yeah, you better get out of here old hag, before I choke you"

Fire fighter: Have a nice day!...

Thats all I have for now. By the way, that was a good one SDF.

07-29-2005	#1 (permalink)
Raitro (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Somewhere in the globe. Posts: 694 Rep Power: 18	What are they thinking? I have notcied that people like Doctors, Dentist, lawyers, those guys that take your order in like a Macdonald resturant etc. always have this thing of putting a smile and being so kind and crap. Well, I was thinking, what are they really thinking in their heads while they attend you? Is it all really just an act? or are they trying to be helpful and nice to you? Here are some examples: Dentist:Ok now, say aah Thinking in he's head "Oh My lord! Jesus christ! What the hell have you being eating!!" Waiter:Heres your order, Mister Thinking in he's head "Hope you choke on it, Bastard." Ok, i'll start: Guy who attends you in a coth store: How about this one?... no?... ok... Thinking in he's head "When the hell am I going to find some pants for this fat ass! I'm gonna be late for te party!" Lol that one always makes me lough ^ __________________ "I'm Molesting oxes now."

07-29-2005	#2 (permalink)
.Twitch in Stereo (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 747 Rep Power: 4	What are they thinking? Twitch reading the one about the clothing store Oh, boy, that was hilarious! .. ]-Thinking ..-[ I've had st stains in my underwear that made me laugh harder than that.

07-29-2005	#3 (permalink)
Raitro (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Somewhere in the globe. Posts: 694 Rep Power: 18	What are they thinking? Lol sorry Twitch, but I new you where going to be the first one here to post even before you posted. I know your tricks. Anyway, whats the coinsidence, you coming in such a forum to post in my topic... hmmm...what ever. BTW, when did I ask your opinion about the joke I made? I don't remember PMing you or anything. So, I don't care of what you say, im tired of hearing you anyway. __________________ "I'm Molesting oxes now."

07-29-2005	#4 (permalink)
Gosan (26) Great Elder of Namek Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sydney-NSW-Australia Posts: 4,835 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 10	What are they thinking? Okay, i don't know if it's funny or not but here it is anywyas A little boy and an old lady piano teacher are doing thier lesson Old Lady: You're playing very well my dear Thinks - "OMG! I'm going to accused of a murder if that kid doesn't stops playing, look at his bitten and blood stained fingers. BLOOD !!!! ARGH !!!! BLOODY MERRY !!!! BLOODY MERRY !!!! BLOODY MERRY !!!!!!" "has a heart attack and dies" Okay, I know it's a bit lame....just don't hit me! __________________ Gosan / Super-Dragon-Fist (SDF) / Xangos / Shadowed Knight ~~Owner of Beautiful Illusion, Shade & Monster Buyon~~

07-30-2005	#5 (permalink)
.Twitch in Stereo (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 747 Rep Power: 4	What are they thinking? It isn't a "trick," and if you don't care about what I have to say, then .. uh .. don't ask? It'd be nice to be a little consistant, and at least realize that people are free to post on a forum. ;[ I don't need your permission to post on things.

07-30-2005	#6 (permalink)
Raitro (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Somewhere in the globe. Posts: 694 Rep Power: 18	What are they thinking? First of all, I know you don't need my permision. And I know people have the freedom to post in this forum... it's just that you always post a negative comment that always insults me in my topics. But what ever, post what you want in how many topics I make. I don't care, im just making this forum worth my time. And one of the reasons that I don't post topics is beause I know you are the first one to comment, and thats not good for what I know. But now I don't give a s*t, post what ever crap you want in my topics, because I ain't letting you ruin my fun just because I get a bad comment from you. Thats all I have to say. _________________________________________________ Now, back on topic >_> An old lady calls the fire fighters for help, moments later Fire fighters come to the scene: Fire fighter:What is the problem miss? Old Lady: My cat is stuck in that three over there! can you get it? Fire fighter:Eh.... sure... The fire fighters get the cat down from the three. OLd lady: Thanks so much! I better go inside to feed Mr. wiskers Fire fighter thinking in he's head* "Yeah, you better get out of here old hag, before I choke you" Fire fighter: Have a nice day!... Thats all I have for now. By the way, that was a good one SDF. __________________ "I'm Molesting oxes now."