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Fred · 07-26-2005

ROFD NITRO!!

Here's one I made when i saw those blasted commercials come out:

In the middle of times square where a Pepsi publisist was doing a taste test on Pepsi vs Coca Cola.

The man would sit at a table and decieve those who took the test. The drinks were placed in styrofoam with no writing on them so the tester would have no clue what they were drinking. Which ever beverage the tester said tasted better he would automatically say pepsi, even if the drink was not. By the end of the day the man was tired and had but one test to go. He didnt even bother to open his eyes because he was tired. He put on sunglasses and listen to the person.

Tester: " Why this taste way better than that other crap!

Publisist: " Ya ya sure sure its pepsi.."

The Publisist opens his eyes and finds the man using the vending machine next to him.

Tester: "Really? Because the can says coke..."

Vivi · 07-27-2005

Haha!

Three indians are tracking some animals. The first one comes back with three rabbits, the other indians say "How you get rabbits?" He says "Me see tracks me follow tracks, boom me catch three rabbits."

The second one comes back with five deer. The other indians say "How you catch five deer?" He says" Me see tracks, me follow tracks, boom me catch five deer."

The third crawls back almost dead. The other indians ask "Why are you almost dead?" He says "Me see tracks me follow tracks boom me get hit by train."

.goku ss5 · 07-29-2005

This is a yo mama joke, no offense to anyone:

Yo mama so fat when she fell in the water the whales started singing "We are family even tho your fater then me" lol I love this one.

And this one is kinda old:

Yo mama is so stupid it took her 1hour to make minute made!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!

This is all for now and I didnt meen them.

07-26-2005	#16 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,045 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	any jokes ROFD NITRO!! Here's one I made when i saw those blasted commercials come out: In the middle of times square where a Pepsi publisist was doing a taste test on Pepsi vs Coca Cola. The man would sit at a table and decieve those who took the test. The drinks were placed in styrofoam with no writing on them so the tester would have no clue what they were drinking. Which ever beverage the tester said tasted better he would automatically say pepsi, even if the drink was not. By the end of the day the man was tired and had but one test to go. He didnt even bother to open his eyes because he was tired. He put on sunglasses and listen to the person. Tester: " Why this taste way better than that other crap! Publisist: " Ya ya sure sure its pepsi.." The Publisist opens his eyes and finds the man using the vending machine next to him. Tester: "Really? Because the can says coke..." __________________

07-27-2005	#17 (permalink)
Vivi (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my room contemplating life and existence. Posts: 4,358 Rep Power: 40	any jokes Haha! Three indians are tracking some animals. The first one comes back with three rabbits, the other indians say "How you get rabbits?" He says "Me see tracks me follow tracks, boom me catch three rabbits." The second one comes back with five deer. The other indians say "How you catch five deer?" He says" Me see tracks, me follow tracks, boom me catch five deer." The third crawls back almost dead. The other indians ask "Why are you almost dead?" He says "Me see tracks me follow tracks boom me get hit by train." __________________

07-29-2005	#18 (permalink)
.goku ss5 (6) Disciple of Kami Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 0	any jokes This is a yo mama joke, no offense to anyone: Yo mama so fat when she fell in the water the whales started singing "We are family even tho your fater then me" lol I love this one. And this one is kinda old: Yo mama is so stupid it took her 1hour to make minute made! Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her! This is all for now and I didnt meen them.