DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! - Page 11

Explosion.of.Anger · 09-22-2005

Scene: When Vegeta is beat and is on te gorund in saiyan saga.

Krillin walks up to him with the blade but accidentally trips and spabs Vegeta.

Krillin: OH f**k! s**t s**t s**t!!

Goku: NO! You friken bald migget!

Cries.

Goku: I told the directory that we should never have used a midged and what happens! HE KILLS VEGETA!!!

Goku: IM GOING TO FRIKEN KILL YOU KRILLIN! YOU FKED UP DRAGONBALL Z...

Goku: Hey, we can wish him back with the Dragonballs! Oh yea I totally forgot about the name of the show!

Director: thinking: one of these days I will wish for Goku to have a brain.

.DBZ Goten · 09-27-2005

scene when goku and vegeta get eaten by buu

Goku: eeeeewwww we go eaten by buu and now we're inside his body! eeeeewwwwww

vegeta:will you calm down i'm just as disgusted as you are

Goku: no your not!

Vegeta: yes i am

Goku: no your not

director: CUT WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!!

vegeta: you a big meanie

goku: i want my mommy!

director: WILL YOU QUIT ACTING LIKE BABIES!!!!

vegeta and goku: BUT WE ARE BABIES!!!! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

director:

oh yea

DK64_MASTER · 09-30-2005

Scene: Freeza about to transform into 3rd form.

Freeza: Now Piccolo, you stupid Namek, watch for my 3rd transformation.
...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Frog Ginyu come into the scene: CHANGE NOW!!!

Freeza Ginyu: I'm unstoppable!!

Krillin: Uhh, I'm taking a nap.

Freeza Frog: WTF! Ginyu!!!

Vegeta: Nice transformation Frog-face. Starts dancing...

Frog Ginyu: I am the strongest in the universe!! Someone check my power. (Pulls out a scouter).

AHHHH! AHHH! AHHH! What am I at? 3000! I'm unstoppable!

Gohan: I'm taking a nap.

Dende: I'm taking a Sh*t.

Goku: 3 Ki's have drained, Oh no I'm too late!! Turns Super Saiyan in the recovery chamber!!

.rioshu · 10-16-2005

Scene: Super-Saiyan 2 Gohan vs super regenerated Cell

*Cell appears out of nowhere and is being held up by a wire*

Cell: Look, I am complete even without 18, and best of all, thanks to the Saiyan genes in me, I grow stronger after every near fatal injury.

Gohan: *Goes ssj* Ok, one, two, three!!

stuntman pulls wires, lifting Gohan in the air, toward Cell.

Gohan: Now, prepare to die!!!

Cell: No way!!! *stuntman wires him up too*

they both meet in the air and hang there, their arms moving like crazy.
Cell stops in mid punch, inches away from Gohans face, and the wires yank him back.

cut!!!1

Gohan puts blood makeup on as if he'd been injured.
He also drinks some berry Gatorade.

They take their places.

Director: ACTION!!

Gohan spits the gatorade out, as if it were blood, and wipes the lip blood off of his face with his hand.

Gohan: I'll defeat you CEll!!!

Cell looks up at the fake background and at the ceiling, which has his hidden script. He rears his head back, laughing, but reading the script at the same time.

Cell: Are you mad or something? You must not think you can defeat me!!

Gohan cupps his hand in a kamehameha position, and says ka....me....ha...me.....

Cell: Heh...

Gohan thrusts his still cupped hands toward Cell and nothing happens,

Gohan: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Director: CUT!!!

Cell removes his costume to reveal Tom Cruise, and the to actors head to the digital editing room, where they edit video clips. There are flames covering the room, and there are editors being whipped and starved.

Whipper: Edit, goddammit

Slave: I am, I am!!! LEt me just reach the mouse-- AAAHHH

TOm Cruise and Gohan sit down in their trailers on their LA-Z boy chairs.

Tom: So, how's the rich life?

Gohan, sniffing crack: Well, it's been OK, but that kid Gohan who played in the Frieza sage got fired, I hope he got a good job somewhere else.

outside, the old Gohanlays on the ground, begging for food. A passing guy walks by and stomps his neck in two.

Tom: I"m sure hes doing great!!

*outside*

Director: Hey guys, let's see this.

he shows them a video of the edited program and it appears as if Gohan actually shot a kamehameha. They edited Cell's face to be that of a guy who had cancer in the face and relied on drugs to survive.

GOhan: Is this appropriate for kids?

director: sure...

lightning sizzles out of the sky, and destroyes the video tape.

Director: Nooooo!!!! All that work, gone to smithereens!!!!
We'll have to start all over again!!

tom walks to the director and breaks his neck.

the end

Explosion.of.Anger · 10-16-2005

On New Vegeta, when Krillin and Gohan are tounting and when Krillin is punching the air...

Brolly transmits and Krillin punches him in the face.

Brolly laughs and blows Krillin up.

Director: Cut!

Director: Brolly, Gok...i mean Kakarot is suppose to transmit there not you. And you just killed Stunt Krillin 76.

Brolly: I sorry I not remember.

Director: Oh its ok, I see Kakarots's crying has deformed your brain...

Brolly: YOU DIE NOW!!

Brolly shoots a blast and kills the director.

Director: You just killed Stunt Director 87!

Brolly: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ASS!

.rioshu · 10-16-2005

Cooler's Revenge

Cooler and his clones charge toward Vegeta and Goku. The two brace themselves for combat. Goku hopps off of the ground and flies with his harness towad all of the stunt Coolers and punches about 3 of them out at a time. Vegeta simply steps forward and spreads his legs. All people clear the area and Vegeta stands on his digital background with about 20 or 30 stunt Coolers. He yells and all of them are yanked back on a harness. They replay the shot over and over to make it look like he blasted them multiple times. Vegeta walks off the set for his 1-hour break and trips, and falls off of a cliff that wasnt there before. He dies, they replace him, and said that eh went through s plastic surgery int he middle of the fight.

09-22-2005	#151 (permalink)
Explosion.of.Anger (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 781 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: When Vegeta is beat and is on te gorund in saiyan saga. Krillin walks up to him with the blade but accidentally trips and spabs Vegeta. Krillin: OH fk! st st st!! Goku: NO! You friken bald migget! Cries. Goku: I told the directory that we should never have used a midged and what happens! HE KILLS VEGETA!!! Goku: IM GOING TO FRIKEN KILL YOU KRILLIN! YOU FKED UP DRAGONBALL Z... Goku: Hey, we can wish him back with the Dragonballs! Oh yea I totally forgot about the name of the show! Director: thinking: one of these days I will wish for Goku to have a brain.

09-27-2005	#152 (permalink)
.DBZ Goten (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,186 Rep Power: 5	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! scene when goku and vegeta get eaten by buu Goku: eeeeewwww we go eaten by buu and now we're inside his body! eeeeewwwwww vegeta:will you calm down i'm just as disgusted as you are Goku: no your not! Vegeta: yes i am Goku: no your not director: CUT WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!! vegeta: you a big meanie goku: i want my mommy! director: WILL YOU QUIT ACTING LIKE BABIES!!!! vegeta and goku: BUT WE ARE BABIES!!!! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! director: oh yea

09-30-2005	#153 (permalink)
DK64_MASTER (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 212 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Freeza about to transform into 3rd form. Freeza: Now Piccolo, you stupid Namek, watch for my 3rd transformation. ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Frog Ginyu come into the scene: CHANGE NOW!!! Freeza Ginyu: I'm unstoppable!! Krillin: Uhh, I'm taking a nap. Freeza Frog: WTF! Ginyu!!! Vegeta: Nice transformation Frog-face. Starts dancing... Frog Ginyu: I am the strongest in the universe!! Someone check my power. (Pulls out a scouter). AHHHH! AHHH! AHHH! What am I at? 3000! I'm unstoppable! Gohan: I'm taking a nap. Dende: I'm taking a Sh*t. Goku: 3 Ki's have drained, Oh no I'm too late!! Turns Super Saiyan in the recovery chamber!!

10-16-2005	#154 (permalink)
.rioshu (4) Turtle School Disciple Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Super-Saiyan 2 Gohan vs super regenerated Cell Cell appears out of nowhere and is being held up by a wire Cell: Look, I am complete even without 18, and best of all, thanks to the Saiyan genes in me, I grow stronger after every near fatal injury. Gohan: Goes ssj Ok, one, two, three!! stuntman pulls wires, lifting Gohan in the air, toward Cell. Gohan: Now, prepare to die!!! Cell: No way!!! stuntman wires him up too they both meet in the air and hang there, their arms moving like crazy. Cell stops in mid punch, inches away from Gohans face, and the wires yank him back. cut!!!1 Gohan puts blood makeup on as if he'd been injured. He also drinks some berry Gatorade. They take their places. Director: ACTION!! Gohan spits the gatorade out, as if it were blood, and wipes the lip blood off of his face with his hand. Gohan: I'll defeat you CEll!!! Cell looks up at the fake background and at the ceiling, which has his hidden script. He rears his head back, laughing, but reading the script at the same time. Cell: Are you mad or something? You must not think you can defeat me!! Gohan cupps his hand in a kamehameha position, and says ka....me....ha...me..... Cell: Heh... Gohan thrusts his still cupped hands toward Cell and nothing happens, Gohan: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Director: CUT!!! Cell removes his costume to reveal Tom Cruise, and the to actors head to the digital editing room, where they edit video clips. There are flames covering the room, and there are editors being whipped and starved. Whipper: Edit, goddammit Slave: I am, I am!!! LEt me just reach the mouse-- AAAHHH TOm Cruise and Gohan sit down in their trailers on their LA-Z boy chairs. Tom: So, how's the rich life? Gohan, sniffing crack: Well, it's been OK, but that kid Gohan who played in the Frieza sage got fired, I hope he got a good job somewhere else. outside, the old Gohanlays on the ground, begging for food. A passing guy walks by and stomps his neck in two. Tom: I"m sure hes doing great!! outside Director: Hey guys, let's see this. he shows them a video of the edited program and it appears as if Gohan actually shot a kamehameha. They edited Cell's face to be that of a guy who had cancer in the face and relied on drugs to survive. GOhan: Is this appropriate for kids? director: sure... lightning sizzles out of the sky, and destroyes the video tape. Director: Nooooo!!!! All that work, gone to smithereens!!!! We'll have to start all over again!! tom walks to the director and breaks his neck. the end

10-16-2005	#155 (permalink)
Explosion.of.Anger (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 781 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! On New Vegeta, when Krillin and Gohan are tounting and when Krillin is punching the air... Brolly transmits and Krillin punches him in the face. Brolly laughs and blows Krillin up. Director: Cut! Director: Brolly, Gok...i mean Kakarot is suppose to transmit there not you. And you just killed Stunt Krillin 76. Brolly: I sorry I not remember. Director: Oh its ok, I see Kakarots's crying has deformed your brain... Brolly: YOU DIE NOW!! Brolly shoots a blast and kills the director. Director: You just killed Stunt Director 87! Brolly: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ASS!

10-16-2005	#156 (permalink)
.rioshu (4) Turtle School Disciple Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Cooler's Revenge Cooler and his clones charge toward Vegeta and Goku. The two brace themselves for combat. Goku hopps off of the ground and flies with his harness towad all of the stunt Coolers and punches about 3 of them out at a time. Vegeta simply steps forward and spreads his legs. All people clear the area and Vegeta stands on his digital background with about 20 or 30 stunt Coolers. He yells and all of them are yanked back on a harness. They replay the shot over and over to make it look like he blasted them multiple times. Vegeta walks off the set for his 1-hour break and trips, and falls off of a cliff that wasnt there before. He dies, they replace him, and said that eh went through s plastic surgery int he middle of the fight.