DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! - Page 4

**Crayne** · 04-27-2005

Mr. Buu is stalling Kid Buu.

Kid Buu: ''*random grunts*''

Mr. Buu: ''Why would Buu want to kill you...I am your father.''

Kid Buu is horrified, as he falls to his knees.

Mr. Buu: ''What, didn't you know? And I thought Super Buu told you...''
Kid Buu cries, while pounding the ground, gently shaking Supreme Kai's planet.

Vegeta: ''I think we don't need the Spirit Bomb anymore...''

Goku: ''Why so?''
Vegeta points at Kid Buu, who is hugging Mr. Buu.

Goku: ''Damn...''
Goku absorbs the Spirit Bomb.

Vegeta looks astonished, and angry.
Goku: ''What, did you want part of it?''

Vegeta, in his thoughts: ''I wanted all of it..''

Director: ''*sob*Cut.. *sob* That was so beautiful...*sob*''

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-28-2005

HAHAHAHA! Crayne, that was SO FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-28-2005

Scene: Oceanus Shenron repeatedly attack Child Goku

Oceanus Shenron: *while attack* Hahahahaha!!

Pan with the boy: KAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA!!!

*Oceanus sees Pan over her, jumps up in the air, and kicks Pan in the gut which sends in crashing in the sand*

Pan: Argh! I g-wat s-wand in meh m-wouth!

The boy: *muffled* Ow! GET OFF!

Child Goku: Your gonna pay! *points at Oceanus*

Director: Wait a minute! This isn't in the script!

Oceanus Shenron: Grrr, I thought that was it! *cries*

CUT!

**Crayne** · 04-29-2005

Vegeta has just arrived to fight 19...

Gohan: ''Wow, look who has joined the super saiya-jin club!''

Krillin starts shaking, and then explodes, everyone laughs at Gohan and point at the place where Krillin was.

Director: ''CUT! I knew I shouldn't have used that line...He blew up the third time already in this week...''

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-29-2005

Another funny one for Crayne!

Scene: Child Goku is about to fight Nouva Shenron in his true fighting form...

Nouva Shenron: No more games, I tip your hand!

Child Goku: I'll see you and I'll raise!!*Becomes a SS4*

Nouva Shenron:*snoring*

Director:....Nouva Shenron?

Nouva Shenron:*still snoring*

Director:....I don't think he's gonna wake up....CUT!

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-30-2005

Scene: SS4 Goku and SS4 Vegeta about to do the fusion dance infront of Omega Shenron.

SS4 Goku: FUUUU-

SS4 Vegeta: SION!

SS4 Goku and SS4 Vegeta: HA!

*they come as Old Man Gogeta*

Omega Shenron: HAHAHA! You got to be kidding!!

Old Man Gogeta: Darn you Kakarot, you didn't do the fusion right!

Director: Deja vu again!

CUT!

.ZFIGHTER_PAN · 04-30-2005

Scene 1-The Return of Cell and Frieza

Frieza: It's been a long time Goku...ah *censored* it!! I loved you ever since I fought you, you hunk of Saiyan!!!

Goku: *to camera* I QUIT!!!!!

Director: I don't get paid enough for this...

.Dragonball_Legacy · 04-30-2005

- Scene Vegeta vs. Android 18 -

Vegeta: When I am done with you, you will be nothing but lawn parts.

18: Yeah well your mom is so dumb she let herself be killed by Frieza.

Vegeta: Yeah well your mom is so fat that when she gave birth to you, there were infact two of you, but your mother ate other one.

18: Yeah well your mom is so ugly, that when Frieza came to destroy your planet. He didn't want to kill of the saiyans anymore, he just wanted to get your mom's ugly ass out of his face.

Vegeta: Yeah well your mom is so ugly, that your dad had to give her a complete make over with a full sex change as well and renamed her android 19. And when I saw her I just had to give her the big bang, ahahahah!

18: Yeah well you are so ugly that, that's not a partial balding on your scalp. That is your hair running away from your face.

Vegeta: Well you are so ugly, so ugly, damn girl you so fine.

Director: CUT!!!!!

Supiaynage · 04-30-2005

Goku Vs Vegeta Saiyan Sagas *yet again*

*just as Vegeta is about to do his Galick Gun Goku Teleports in front of him*

Vegeta:GALICK GUN!!!!

Goku:*yehhhhhhhhhhhh* Vegeta have you ever called the attack GARLIC BREATH

Directors:VEGETA DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND DO YOUR MOUTHWASH

Vegeta:Brushing your Teeth and doing Mouthwash is for CHUMPS!!!

Directors:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VEGETA IF BULMA WAS HERE I'D I'D I'D

Vegeta:i'am sick and tired of your freakin mouth die

Directors:ahhhhh you can't kill me *hides behind Akira*

Vegeta:i'll destroy you Akira

Akira:not with my MAGICAL PENCIL

*erases vegeta mouth*

Director:o-o-okay lllet's continu---e

Goku:but how are we going to continue without Vegeta having a mouth

Directors:i guess we'll have to get his stunt double TRUNKS GET IN HERE!!!

Trunks*flips hair* *in a Sexy Voice:Hello Ladies

Girls:ahhhh *faints*

*Vegeta turns Red*

Director:okay tall dark and a ladies man let's continue

*Vegeta head exploded*

Direcor:ya know you really oughta get a new head

Beautiful Illusion · 05-01-2005

Kid Buu:*beats his chest* KUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*Frieza and Cell enter*

Frieza: Oops. Wrong saga...*looks at Goku SSJ3* NOOOOOOO!!! First super Saiyan and now this! Why! WHY! *starts crying*

Cell: Hi Goku! how's Gohan? Has he got a girlfriend yet?

Goku:*looks puzzled* uhh...well...

Cell: Yay!

Kid Buu: He-lo! You are so stealing my thunder here! Go back to your own sagas!

*Cell starts crying also*

Director: CUT! *prays* what did I do to deserve this!!??

.DBZmadman2690 · 05-02-2005

Scene: Spopovich VS. Videl at the World Tournament...

Spopovich:....pertty girl......sexy girl....

Videl:Ummm.....

Director:......cut?

(By the way, did I spell Spopovich right?)

Beautiful Illusion · 05-02-2005

Broly: KAKAAAARROOOOOOOOO-oh, who am I kiddin'... Kakarot...I can't take this anymore! I f*****g love you!!!!!

Beautiful Illusion · 05-02-2005

Oh s**t! I'm so sorry! That should've been in the ' Things they would never say' section! I'm really sorry!

Beautiful Illusion · 05-03-2005

I'm sorry! I really am feeling f***ed up at the moment...but i'm back!

Beautiful Illusion · 05-03-2005

Okay...this is actually meant to be here::

*Gohan is in the middle of fighting Cell*

Cell: Okay, boy, time for your demise!

*BOOM* *Chi-chi is standing in the arena armed with guns etc.*

Cell: Aww man! What the hell is it now?

Chi-chi: Gohan, sweetie, you just leave this to mummy and do this homework I brought for you...

Gohan: But mum, I...

Chi-chi: I said leave it to me!

Vegeta to Goku: Kakarot! Why can't you tell your wife to p**s off or something?

Chi-chi: HEY! I HEARD THAT, VEGETA!

Hercule: She's scary! *wets himself*

Director: OKAY! CUT! CHI-CHI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE NOT IN THIS SCENE! AND HERCULE, PLEASE TRU TO CONTROL YOUR BLADDER PROBLEMS! YOU'RE ALREADY IN DIAPERS! WE'RE ON A BUDGET! I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER!!!!!!!!

04-27-2005	#46 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Mr. Buu is stalling Kid Buu. Kid Buu: ''random grunts'' Mr. Buu: ''Why would Buu want to kill you...I am your father.'' Kid Buu is horrified, as he falls to his knees. Mr. Buu: ''What, didn't you know? And I thought Super Buu told you...'' Kid Buu cries, while pounding the ground, gently shaking Supreme Kai's planet. Vegeta: ''I think we don't need the Spirit Bomb anymore...'' Goku: ''Why so?'' Vegeta points at Kid Buu, who is hugging Mr. Buu. Goku: ''Damn...'' Goku absorbs the Spirit Bomb. Vegeta looks astonished, and angry. Goku: ''What, did you want part of it?'' Vegeta, in his thoughts: ''I wanted all of it..'' Director: ''sobCut.. sob That was so beautiful...sob'' __________________ NO WAI

04-28-2005	#47 (permalink)
.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! HAHAHAHA! Crayne, that was SO FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

04-28-2005	#48 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Oceanus Shenron repeatedly attack Child Goku Oceanus Shenron: while attack Hahahahaha!! Pan with the boy: KAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA!!! Oceanus sees Pan over her, jumps up in the air, and kicks Pan in the gut which sends in crashing in the sand Pan: Argh! I g-wat s-wand in meh m-wouth! The boy: muffled Ow! GET OFF! Child Goku: Your gonna pay! points at Oceanus Director: Wait a minute! This isn't in the script! Oceanus Shenron: Grrr, I thought that was it! cries CUT!

04-29-2005	#49 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Vegeta has just arrived to fight 19... Gohan: ''Wow, look who has joined the super saiya-jin club!'' Krillin starts shaking, and then explodes, everyone laughs at Gohan and point at the place where Krillin was. Director: ''CUT! I knew I shouldn't have used that line...He blew up the third time already in this week...'' __________________ NO WAI

04-29-2005	#50 (permalink)
.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Another funny one for Crayne! Scene: Child Goku is about to fight Nouva Shenron in his true fighting form... Nouva Shenron: No more games, I tip your hand! Child Goku: I'll see you and I'll raise!!Becomes a SS4 Nouva Shenron:snoring Director:....Nouva Shenron? Nouva Shenron:still snoring Director:....I don't think he's gonna wake up....CUT!

04-30-2005	#51 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: SS4 Goku and SS4 Vegeta about to do the fusion dance infront of Omega Shenron. SS4 Goku: FUUUU- SS4 Vegeta: SION! SS4 Goku and SS4 Vegeta: HA! they come as Old Man Gogeta Omega Shenron: HAHAHA! You got to be kidding!! Old Man Gogeta: Darn you Kakarot, you didn't do the fusion right! Director: Deja vu again! CUT!

04-30-2005	#52 (permalink)
.ZFIGHTER_PAN (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 189 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene 1-The Return of Cell and Frieza Frieza: It's been a long time Goku...ah censored it!! I loved you ever since I fought you, you hunk of Saiyan!!! Goku: to camera I QUIT!!!!! Director: I don't get paid enough for this...

04-30-2005	#53 (permalink)
.Dragonball_Legacy (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,135 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! - Scene Vegeta vs. Android 18 - Vegeta: When I am done with you, you will be nothing but lawn parts. 18: Yeah well your mom is so dumb she let herself be killed by Frieza. Vegeta: Yeah well your mom is so fat that when she gave birth to you, there were infact two of you, but your mother ate other one. 18: Yeah well your mom is so ugly, that when Frieza came to destroy your planet. He didn't want to kill of the saiyans anymore, he just wanted to get your mom's ugly ass out of his face. Vegeta: Yeah well your mom is so ugly, that your dad had to give her a complete make over with a full sex change as well and renamed her android 19. And when I saw her I just had to give her the big bang, ahahahah! 18: Yeah well you are so ugly that, that's not a partial balding on your scalp. That is your hair running away from your face. Vegeta: Well you are so ugly, so ugly, damn girl you so fine. Director: CUT!!!!!

04-30-2005	#54 (permalink)
Supiaynage Naruto Ranked (20) Kage Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,365 Rep Power: 5	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Goku Vs Vegeta Saiyan Sagas yet again just as Vegeta is about to do his Galick Gun Goku Teleports in front of him Vegeta:GALICK GUN!!!! Goku:yehhhhhhhhhhhh Vegeta have you ever called the attack GARLIC BREATH Directors:VEGETA DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND DO YOUR MOUTHWASH Vegeta:Brushing your Teeth and doing Mouthwash is for CHUMPS!!! Directors: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VEGETA IF BULMA WAS HERE I'D I'D I'D Vegeta:i'am sick and tired of your freakin mouth die Directors:ahhhhh you can't kill me hides behind Akira Vegeta:i'll destroy you Akira Akira:not with my MAGICAL PENCIL erases vegeta mouth Director:o-o-okay lllet's continu---e Goku:but how are we going to continue without Vegeta having a mouth Directors:i guess we'll have to get his stunt double TRUNKS GET IN HERE!!! Trunksflips hair in a Sexy Voice:Hello Ladies Girls:ahhhh faints* Vegeta turns Red Director:okay tall dark and a ladies man let's continue Vegeta head exploded Direcor:ya know you really oughta get a new head __________________ THIS AVA OWNS THANKS KID SAIYAN (Go to his shop it's cool) New sig coming soon.Until then enjoy looking at my gamercard :D Originally Supiaynage but i changed my name cuz my name is to hard to spell -_-'

05-02-2005	#56 (permalink)
.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Spopovich VS. Videl at the World Tournament... Spopovich:....pertty girl......sexy girl.... Videl:Ummm..... Director:......cut? (By the way, did I spell Spopovich right?)