DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! - Page 3

.Kid Buu 123 · 04-25-2005

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT VEGETA IS GAY 1 IS HALARIOUS LMFAO HAHAHHAHAHA

.SSJ GOKU JR · 04-25-2005

scene- goku is about 2 fight kid buu

goku: This is the fight that will determine the fate of the universe!
goku: THUMB WAR!!
kid buu: HAHA i win! now die! [punches goku in the face]
vegeta:REAL MATURE BUU

.SSJ GOKU JR · 04-25-2005

ya i no that wasnt really funny..... but o well

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-26-2005

Okay guys, some of you are spamming in my topic. Oh well.

Scene: 18 and Battle worn Child Goku versus Super Android 17.

Child Goku: *pants and tries to get up*

18: If this is where it's gonna end, so be it!

*rips the right side of her pink shirt, revealing her black bra*

Super 17 and Child Goku: *stares at 18*

Child Goku: Whoa! Better than Chi Chi's!

Super 17: Is that a new bra from Victoria's Secret?

18: HEY! This isn't funny!

Director: *cough* Bunch of perverts. *cough*

CUT!

**Crayne** · 04-26-2005

Cell sends the blast at Vegeta. However, Gohan takes it for Vegeta.

Gohan lays on the ground, not moving.

Vegeta: ''Hey kid...wake up.''
Vegeta shakes Gohan

Director: ''CUT!! Man, what is it now?''

Vegeta: ''Uhh, I think he's dead.''

Director: ''WHAT?!?!? Cell, how much power did you put into that blast?''

Cell: ''About 37,000,000 , just like the script said.''

Everyone else: ''WHAT?! IT WAS 37,000 YOU IDIOT!''

Yamcha: ''You murdered Gohan! You bastard!''

Cell: ''Why would I want to do that?''

Yamcha: ''If you killed Gohan, you'd rule the end of this saga!''

Cell: ''Don't be ridiculous!''

Krillin looks at the script.

Krillin: ''Say...someone HAS added here three extra zeros...But, it ain't Cell's handwriting...''

Yamcha looks at the script.

Cell: ''SEE?!''

Yamcha: ''Oh, alright, it wasn't you...''

Director: ''*sigh* Well, get the stunt-man here...But, hey, where's Hercule?''

Everyone are silent.

Up, near the roof, Hercule holds a pen, and laughs silently at the people below him.

Hercule: ''One down...''

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-26-2005

Scene: Pan and Child Goku at the seashores against Oceanus Shenron.

Oceanus Shenron: Hahahahaha! *charges up a whirlwind and blasts it at Child Goku*

Child Goku: *gets thrown around and his clothes get destroyed*

Child Goku: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

*Goku kept on going until he smashed into a rock, breaking his crotch*

Child Goku: . . . . not . . . a-again!

Oceanus Shenron: *blushes* Oops! I'm so sorry Goku!

Pan: At least put some clothes on, Grandpa!

Director: More money, wasted away!

CUT!

.Dragonball_Legacy · 04-26-2005

Scene: Evil Buu vs. Good Buu

Evil: Ahhh I am Evil, ahahahahah

Good: Me don't like you

Evil: Ahhhhhhhh and it feels so good too

Good: Ewww you make big stinky

Hercule: Ewwwwwwww *dies*

Good: Oh no you make boytoy hercule dead.

Evil: And it feels so bad too

Good: Me gonna give it to you good.

Evil: But I want it so badly

Director: Cut, get in the punisher

SSJ2 Gohan: Kiyaaaaa *Pummels Good and Evil Buu arounds* Die Gays, gays must die, mwehehehehehe HEEEEE!!

Director: Gohan, that laugh was just so.....gay!

SSJ2 Gohan: Hwa? You die! *kills the director* Now I am the director, mwehehehehehe HEEEE!

Director in Otherworld: Oh no, now I am ruined.

King Yenma: Okay, NEXT!!!

Director: Ohh goody.

King Yenema: NEXT!!!!!!

Director: oh why me? *Gets teleported to HIFL*

Captain Ginyu: Hey there we are looking for new recruits, would you like to join the Ginyu Force?

Director: Oh would I?

Captain Ginyu: I've changed my mind, you are not needed.

Director: Damn you, god! Damn you!

SSJ2Gohan: Mweee? Shoots a thunderbolt down from heaven to HFIL.

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-26-2005

Scene: Goku(SS4) ois fighting Rage Shenron...

Rage Shenron: You know Goku, you and I are brothers...the wish that gave me
life was the one to bring you back to life...

SS4 Goku: *counting with his fingers*

Rage Shenron: What are you doing?

SS4 Goku:...counting...and technically, I'm older than you...

Director: OH MY GOD! NO WONDER THE OTHER DIRECTOR BLEW EVERYONE UP!!
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!! CUT!!

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-26-2005

Scene: The Tuffle Planet

While Baby flees the planet in his spaceship, Goku makes a decision to fire another the Kamehameha.

SS4 Goku: KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!

*Goku fires it, but it hits the Tuffle Tower*

SS4 Goku: There! It is done!

Director: You idiot! Your suppose to fire it at Baby, not the tower!

CUT!

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-26-2005

Scene: SS Goku vs. Frieza on Namek...

SS Goku: I...am Goku and I....AM A SUPER SAIYAN!! *powers up*

Frieza:.....road trip?

SS Goku:.....sure, why not? *leaves with Frieza*

Director:....this place is about to explode....

*Namek explodes, killing the director and the camera crew*

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-26-2005

Scene: Child Goku and Pan confronting Oceanus Shenron.

Child Goku: What the wish you were born from?

Oceanus Shenron: *blushes and gets angry*

Oceanus Shenron: It was the underwear you wished for!!

All of a sudden, in a fit of rage, she lunges right at Goku and punches him too soon, sending him crashing into the cameracrew and cameras themselves.

Director: Why did you do that?!

Oceanus Shenron: I'm so sorry! I hate it when I was born from that wish! *cries*

CUT!

**Crayne** · 04-27-2005

Goku vs Frieza

Frieza: ''DIE MONKEYS!''
*shoots Death Beam through Gohan's head*

Director: ''CUT! Frieza, you're supposed to shoot Piccolo..''

Frieza: ''Oh, okay..''

Director: ''AND...ACTION!''

Frieza: ''DIE MON-'' *gets eaten by Goku*

Goku: ''*burp* Damn I'm so hungry...''

Director: ''CUT! *sigh* Get the stuntman!''
*A fat stuntman comes in Frieza suit to the scene*

Director: ''ACTION!''

Frieza stuntman: ''*repeats the line*''

The Death Beam hits Goku in the balls.

Goku: ''OH GOD! THE PAIN! IT HURTS!!!''

Director: ''Hey, that's good, lets settle onto that one, and lets continue to the next scene.''

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-27-2005

Scene: On the seashore against Oceanus Shenron.

Oceanus Shenron: *repeatedly keeps shooting at Child Goku with her beams*

The little seagull from the boy flies in and tries going into Oceanus' whirwind shield from the top.

Oceanus Shenron: ARGH! Get off of me!!

She wacks the bird so hard that it flies very fast and crashes head on into a bar near the shore.

The Boy: YOU KILLED MY PET!! *cries*

Pan: That's what I call animal abuse!

Oceanus Shenron: There goes my pay check!

Director: That's the third time hat happened!

CUT!

QUOTE(DBZmadman2690 @ April 26 2005, 04:21 PM)
Extreme Perfect Cell it wasn't a pelican, it was a seagull....

I fixed it up, hehe.

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-27-2005

Extreme Perfect Cell it wasn't a pelican, it was a seagull....

.DBZ/GTObsesser · 04-27-2005

Scene:Goku is Super Saiyan and is fighting Frieza on Namek

Goku:Now I'll kill you Frieza, becuase you killed my father!

Frieza:No Goku, I am your father.

Goku:NOOOOOOOO-Father?I don't think so.Wouldn't you be more like my mother or something-

Director:Cu..cut...*ROFL*

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.Kid Buu 123 (1) Earthling Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT VEGETA IS GAY 1 IS HALARIOUS LMFAO HAHAHHAHAHA

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.SSJ GOKU JR (2) Farmer w/Shotgun Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! scene- goku is about 2 fight kid buu goku: This is the fight that will determine the fate of the universe! goku: THUMB WAR!! kid buu: HAHA i win! now die! [punches goku in the face] vegeta:REAL MATURE BUU

04-25-2005	#33 (permalink)
.SSJ GOKU JR (2) Farmer w/Shotgun Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! ya i no that wasnt really funny..... but o well

04-26-2005	#34 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Okay guys, some of you are spamming in my topic. Oh well. Scene: 18 and Battle worn Child Goku versus Super Android 17. Child Goku: pants and tries to get up 18: If this is where it's gonna end, so be it! rips the right side of her pink shirt, revealing her black bra Super 17 and Child Goku: stares at 18 Child Goku: Whoa! Better than Chi Chi's! Super 17: Is that a new bra from Victoria's Secret? 18: HEY! This isn't funny! Director: cough Bunch of perverts. cough CUT!

04-26-2005	#35 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Cell sends the blast at Vegeta. However, Gohan takes it for Vegeta. Gohan lays on the ground, not moving. Vegeta: ''Hey kid...wake up.'' Vegeta shakes Gohan Director: ''CUT!! Man, what is it now?'' Vegeta: ''Uhh, I think he's dead.'' Director: ''WHAT?!?!? Cell, how much power did you put into that blast?'' Cell: ''About 37,000,000 , just like the script said.'' Everyone else: ''WHAT?! IT WAS 37,000 YOU IDIOT!'' Yamcha: ''You murdered Gohan! You bastard!'' Cell: ''Why would I want to do that?'' Yamcha: ''If you killed Gohan, you'd rule the end of this saga!'' Cell: ''Don't be ridiculous!'' Krillin looks at the script. Krillin: ''Say...someone HAS added here three extra zeros...But, it ain't Cell's handwriting...'' Yamcha looks at the script. Cell: ''SEE?!'' Yamcha: ''Oh, alright, it wasn't you...'' Director: ''sigh Well, get the stunt-man here...But, hey, where's Hercule?'' Everyone are silent. Up, near the roof, Hercule holds a pen, and laughs silently at the people below him. Hercule: ''One down...'' __________________ NO WAI

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.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Pan and Child Goku at the seashores against Oceanus Shenron. Oceanus Shenron: Hahahahaha! charges up a whirlwind and blasts it at Child Goku Child Goku: gets thrown around and his clothes get destroyed Child Goku: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!! Goku kept on going until he smashed into a rock, breaking his crotch Child Goku: . . . . not . . . a-again! Oceanus Shenron: blushes Oops! I'm so sorry Goku! Pan: At least put some clothes on, Grandpa! Director: More money, wasted away! CUT!

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.Dragonball_Legacy (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,135 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Evil Buu vs. Good Buu Evil: Ahhh I am Evil, ahahahahah Good: Me don't like you Evil: Ahhhhhhhh and it feels so good too Good: Ewww you make big stinky Hercule: Ewwwwwwww dies Good: Oh no you make boytoy hercule dead. Evil: And it feels so bad too Good: Me gonna give it to you good. Evil: But I want it so badly Director: Cut, get in the punisher SSJ2 Gohan: Kiyaaaaa Pummels Good and Evil Buu arounds Die Gays, gays must die, mwehehehehehe HEEEEE!! Director: Gohan, that laugh was just so.....gay! SSJ2 Gohan: Hwa? You die! kills the director Now I am the director, mwehehehehehe HEEEE! Director in Otherworld: Oh no, now I am ruined. King Yenma: Okay, NEXT!!! Director: Ohh goody. King Yenema: NEXT!!!!!! Director: oh why me? Gets teleported to HIFL Captain Ginyu: Hey there we are looking for new recruits, would you like to join the Ginyu Force? Director: Oh would I? Captain Ginyu: I've changed my mind, you are not needed. Director: Damn you, god! Damn you! SSJ2Gohan: Mweee? Shoots a thunderbolt down from heaven to HFIL.

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.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Goku(SS4) ois fighting Rage Shenron... Rage Shenron: You know Goku, you and I are brothers...the wish that gave me life was the one to bring you back to life... SS4 Goku: counting with his fingers Rage Shenron: What are you doing? SS4 Goku:...counting...and technically, I'm older than you... Director: OH MY GOD! NO WONDER THE OTHER DIRECTOR BLEW EVERYONE UP!! YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!! CUT!!

04-26-2005	#39 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: The Tuffle Planet While Baby flees the planet in his spaceship, Goku makes a decision to fire another the Kamehameha. SS4 Goku: KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!! Goku fires it, but it hits the Tuffle Tower SS4 Goku: There! It is done! Director: You idiot! Your suppose to fire it at Baby, not the tower! CUT!

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.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: SS Goku vs. Frieza on Namek... SS Goku: I...am Goku and I....AM A SUPER SAIYAN!! powers up Frieza:.....road trip? SS Goku:.....sure, why not? leaves with Frieza Director:....this place is about to explode.... Namek explodes, killing the director and the camera crew

04-26-2005	#41 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Child Goku and Pan confronting Oceanus Shenron. Child Goku: What the wish you were born from? Oceanus Shenron: blushes and gets angry Oceanus Shenron: It was the underwear you wished for!! All of a sudden, in a fit of rage, she lunges right at Goku and punches him too soon, sending him crashing into the cameracrew and cameras themselves. Director: Why did you do that?! Oceanus Shenron: I'm so sorry! I hate it when I was born from that wish! cries CUT!

04-27-2005	#42 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Goku vs Frieza Frieza: ''DIE MONKEYS!'' shoots Death Beam through Gohan's head Director: ''CUT! Frieza, you're supposed to shoot Piccolo..'' Frieza: ''Oh, okay..'' Director: ''AND...ACTION!'' Frieza: ''DIE MON-'' gets eaten by Goku Goku: ''burp Damn I'm so hungry...'' Director: ''CUT! sigh Get the stuntman!'' A fat stuntman comes in Frieza suit to the scene Director: ''ACTION!'' Frieza stuntman: ''repeats the line'' The Death Beam hits Goku in the balls. Goku: ''OH GOD! THE PAIN! IT HURTS!!!'' Director: ''Hey, that's good, lets settle onto that one, and lets continue to the next scene.'' __________________ NO WAI

04-27-2005	#43 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: On the seashore against Oceanus Shenron. Oceanus Shenron: repeatedly keeps shooting at Child Goku with her beams The little seagull from the boy flies in and tries going into Oceanus' whirwind shield from the top. Oceanus Shenron: ARGH! Get off of me!! She wacks the bird so hard that it flies very fast and crashes head on into a bar near the shore. The Boy: YOU KILLED MY PET!! cries Pan: That's what I call animal abuse! Oceanus Shenron: There goes my pay check! Director: That's the third time hat happened! CUT! QUOTE(DBZmadman2690 @ April 26 2005, 04:21 PM) Extreme Perfect Cell it wasn't a pelican, it was a seagull.... I fixed it up, hehe.

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.DBZ/GTObsesser (4) Turtle School Disciple Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 24 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene:Goku is Super Saiyan and is fighting Frieza on Namek Goku:Now I'll kill you Frieza, becuase you killed my father! Frieza:No Goku, I am your father. Goku:NOOOOOOOO-Father?I don't think so.Wouldn't you be more like my mother or something- Director:Cu..cut...ROFL