DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! - Page 2

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-24-2005

Scene: Goku is SuperSaiyan and is fighting Frieza on Namek...

Frieza: Wh-what are you?

Goku: I am the hope of the universe. When all living things cry for help. I...am Gku and I...AM A SUPER SAIYAN!!!( powers up) ALLY TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!

Frieza: ooooh, that was so sexy!

Director:DAMN IT!! I TOLD YOU ALL!!! NOW YOU ALL DIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!(Pulls out a plasma bomb and detonates it. They all die!!!!Wuhahahaha!!!!!!!!!)

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-24-2005

Scene: Piccolo being crushed by a giant Lord Slug

Lord Slug: Hahahaha! I got you now!

Piccolo: *lets out a scream*

Lord Slug: *crushes Piccolo in more in the gut*

Piccolo: *pukes out blood and vomit*

Lord Slug: EWWWW!! WHY ME?!

Director: You crushed him too hard!

CUT!

Supiaynage · 04-24-2005

Scene where SSJ2 Goku And Majin Vegeta are about to fight)

Goku:well if you don't mind let's just skip the warm up

Vegeta:but Kararot i'am so cold

Goku:okay i'll go get you're blankey

Vegeta:Thank youse

Directors:this is suppose to be a fight show not a loving caring kissing yaoi show CUT CUT CUT YOU FOOLS

Goku:Oh look barneys on

Vegeta:YAY!!!

Directors:I SAID CUT!

.Alerris · 04-24-2005

majin vegeta fighting fat buu

vegeta:im going to crush you and thow you into the winds

director:no vegeta your to close to the camera!!

vegeta:MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!

director: #%@&

Supiaynage · 04-25-2005

Saiyan sagas when Vegeta and Goku are about to fight

Vegeta:okay let's fight

Goku *crunch* okay *crunch crunch crunch*

Vegeta:what are you eating

Goku: A *munch munch* Twix bar

Director

THEIR ARE NO *BEEP* ON THE *BEEP SET HAVE THAT *BEEP* AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOUR *BEEP* *BEEP*
Goku:

Sorry mister Director *sob*

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-25-2005

Scene: Battle worn SS2 Vegeta versus Fat Majin Buu.

SS2 Vegeta: *gets into position to self-destruct*

SS2 Vegeta: ARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YRRRRAHHH . . . !!

Just when Vegeta is surrounded by plasma white light, the un-thinkable happens.

SS2 Vegeta: *lets out a huge fart and poops a lot which sags his pants*

SS2 Vegeta: Ahhh hell! I just got bought these new boxers!

Majin Buu: Buu say your stinky! EEEEWWWWWW!!!

Director: That. Is. Just. Distrubing.

CUT!

.ZFIGHTER_PAN · 04-25-2005

Scene 3-Cooler's Revenge-

Vegeta: You'll spill no Saiyan blood today, HAA!! *farts*
Cooler: *Clutching his stomach from so much laughter* You Saiyans are so hilarious!!!!
Vegeta: *blushing* I'll be in my trailer...

...CUT!!!! JESSH!!!!...

.Byakuya · 04-25-2005

the part where bulma is talking to baby trunks about Vegeta
Bulma:wow your daddy is beating up cell

Baby trunks:poopy

Bulma:what!!!!?

a horrendous smeel infects the whole area

Director:DAMN...CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE CLEAN THAT BABY UP...HE FUCKIN STINKS!!!!

**Crayne** · 04-25-2005

DBGT sucks so much, it has to made fun of.

*Goku and vegeta are fusing against Omega Shenron*

Goku&Vegeta: ''FUUUUU....SIOOON....''
*Vegeta puts out all of his fingers against of one*

Goku&Vegeta: ''HAAAAAAH!''
*They become Fat SSJ4 Gogeta*

Omega: ''What the...''*sees Gogeta, and starts laughing hysterically*

SSJ4 Fat Gogeta: ''Oooohh...I don't feel so good..'' *lets out a huge fart*

Omega: ''Heehhhahahah...*sniff sniff* OH GOD, THE SMELL!''
*Omega dies from the horrible smell*

Director: ''We are going nowhere with this...CUT!''

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-25-2005

Scene: SS4 Goku versus Bebi Vegeta...

SS4Goku:I have more than enough power to defeat you! HAAAAAAAA! (powers up)

BebiVegeta:(thinking) He must be joking!! It's a bluff!!

SS4Goku:(farts)

BebiVegeta: Oh god that smells!! (dies from smell)

New Director:....that's not supposed to happen is it? CUT!!

Supiaynage · 04-25-2005

(Okay these fart jokes are getting very old)

Scene when SSJ1 Gohan is yelling to become SSJ2

SSJ1 Gohan:RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cough* *cough* i think i lost my *voice trails away*

Cell:i told the direcotr about the yelling part

Director:CUT CUT CUT SHUT UP CELL *now we don't have to here gohan's big mouth* Let's just hope he gets his voice back

Cell:aren't you going to get him some medincine

Directors:well ta tell ya the truth i don't really like da kid

Gohan:*when i get my voice back your going to be so sorry you ever said that

*

.ZFIGHTER_PAN · 04-25-2005

Scene 1-Fall of the Saiyans-

Bebi Trunks: You'll enjoy it Goku, let go of all that tension, ya just take some cr**k it's so easy!!
Everyone looks at him likes he's crazy
Trunks: What? It says...*takes out script* Oops, my bad...

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-25-2005

No more farts? Okay...

Scene:Goku is about to throw the Spirit bomb at KidBuu...

KiBuu:*DAMN!! That's HUMONGOUS!*

Goku: (throws it) Yah-Ow, my arm!!! I think I broke it!!OWWWW!!!

Director: cutcutcut, someone get Goku a band-aid!

Goku:*A band-aid? How's that gonna help?!!! This director's an idiot!!*

.DBZmadman2690 · 04-25-2005

Scene:Goku is fighting Uub at the World Tournament...

Goku: Hey Uub, your mama's fat!

Uub: My mother's not FAT! (rushes at Goku but Goku flies up to dodge) AAH! (hangs onto edge of floor)

(pause)

Director: Okay Goku, you can help Uub up now!

Goku:......f**k Uub! Let him fall! That'll just be another victory for ME!

Director: Goku, I'M the director....and I'm telling you to help him up!

Goku:.....f**k YOU!

Director:........Don't think you're off the hook for calling me an idiot last time!

Goku: *shocked*

.ZFIGHTER_PAN · 04-25-2005

Scene 1-Rebirth of Fusion-

Vegeta: I would rather die than fuse with you Kakarrot!
Goku: but Vegeta...you're already gay.
Vegeta: YOU IDIOT IT'S DEAD NOT GAY!!! READ YOUR SCRIPT SOMETIMES!!!!
Goku: I coulda sworn that said gay... *takes out script* Oh yeah! Oops, I told everbody your secret Vegeta...
Vegeta: *getting ready to kill Goku*

CUT!!! JEESH MAN!!!!

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.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Goku is SuperSaiyan and is fighting Frieza on Namek... Frieza: Wh-what are you? Goku: I am the hope of the universe. When all living things cry for help. I...am Gku and I...AM A SUPER SAIYAN!!!( powers up) ALLY TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU! Frieza: ooooh, that was so sexy! Director:DAMN IT!! I TOLD YOU ALL!!! NOW YOU ALL DIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!(Pulls out a plasma bomb and detonates it. They all die!!!!Wuhahahaha!!!!!!!!!)

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.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Piccolo being crushed by a giant Lord Slug Lord Slug: Hahahaha! I got you now! Piccolo: lets out a scream Lord Slug: crushes Piccolo in more in the gut Piccolo: pukes out blood and vomit Lord Slug: EWWWW!! WHY ME?! Director: You crushed him too hard! CUT!

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Supiaynage Naruto Ranked (20) Kage Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,365 Rep Power: 5	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene where SSJ2 Goku And Majin Vegeta are about to fight) Goku:well if you don't mind let's just skip the warm up Vegeta:but Kararot i'am so cold Goku:okay i'll go get you're blankey Vegeta:Thank youse Directors:this is suppose to be a fight show not a loving caring kissing yaoi show CUT CUT CUT YOU FOOLS Goku:Oh look barneys on Vegeta:YAY!!! Directors:I SAID CUT! __________________ THIS AVA OWNS THANKS KID SAIYAN (Go to his shop it's cool) New sig coming soon.Until then enjoy looking at my gamercard :D Originally Supiaynage but i changed my name cuz my name is to hard to spell -_-'

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.Alerris (1) Earthling Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! majin vegeta fighting fat buu vegeta:im going to crush you and thow you into the winds director:no vegeta your to close to the camera!! vegeta:MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!! director: #%@&

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Supiaynage Naruto Ranked (20) Kage Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,365 Rep Power: 5	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Saiyan sagas when Vegeta and Goku are about to fight Vegeta:okay let's fight Goku crunch okay crunch crunch crunch Vegeta:what are you eating Goku: A munch munch Twix bar Director THEIR ARE NO BEEP ON THE BEEP SET HAVE THAT BEEP* AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOUR BEEP BEEP Goku: Sorry mister Director sob __________________ THIS AVA OWNS THANKS KID SAIYAN (Go to his shop it's cool) New sig coming soon.Until then enjoy looking at my gamercard :D Originally Supiaynage but i changed my name cuz my name is to hard to spell -_-'

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.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: Battle worn SS2 Vegeta versus Fat Majin Buu. SS2 Vegeta: gets into position to self-destruct SS2 Vegeta: ARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YRRRRAHHH . . . !! Just when Vegeta is surrounded by plasma white light, the un-thinkable happens. SS2 Vegeta: lets out a huge fart and poops a lot which sags his pants SS2 Vegeta: Ahhh hell! I just got bought these new boxers! Majin Buu: Buu say your stinky! EEEEWWWWWW!!! Director: That. Is. Just. Distrubing. CUT!

04-25-2005	#22 (permalink)
.ZFIGHTER_PAN (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 189 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene 3-Cooler's Revenge- Vegeta: You'll spill no Saiyan blood today, HAA!! farts Cooler: Clutching his stomach from so much laughter You Saiyans are so hilarious!!!! Vegeta: blushing I'll be in my trailer... ...CUT!!!! JESSH!!!!...

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.Byakuya (18) Artificial Human Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 908 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! the part where bulma is talking to baby trunks about Vegeta Bulma:wow your daddy is beating up cell Baby trunks:poopy Bulma:what!!!!? a horrendous smeel infects the whole area Director:DAMN...CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE CLEAN THAT BABY UP...HE FUCKIN STINKS!!!!

04-25-2005	#24 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! DBGT sucks so much, it has to made fun of. Goku and vegeta are fusing against Omega Shenron Goku&Vegeta: ''FUUUUU....SIOOON....'' Vegeta puts out all of his fingers against of one Goku&Vegeta: ''HAAAAAAH!'' They become Fat SSJ4 Gogeta Omega: ''What the...''sees Gogeta, and starts laughing hysterically SSJ4 Fat Gogeta: ''Oooohh...I don't feel so good..'' lets out a huge fart Omega: ''Heehhhahahah...sniff sniff OH GOD, THE SMELL!'' Omega dies from the horrible smell Director: ''We are going nowhere with this...CUT!'' __________________ NO WAI

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.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene: SS4 Goku versus Bebi Vegeta... SS4Goku:I have more than enough power to defeat you! HAAAAAAAA! (powers up) BebiVegeta:(thinking) He must be joking!! It's a bluff!! SS4Goku:(farts) BebiVegeta: Oh god that smells!! (dies from smell) New Director:....that's not supposed to happen is it? CUT!!

04-25-2005	#26 (permalink)
Supiaynage Naruto Ranked (20) Kage Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,365 Rep Power: 5	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! (Okay these fart jokes are getting very old) Scene when SSJ1 Gohan is yelling to become SSJ2 SSJ1 Gohan:RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cough cough i think i lost my voice trails away Cell:i told the direcotr about the yelling part Director:CUT CUT CUT SHUT UP CELL now we don't have to here gohan's big mouth Let's just hope he gets his voice back Cell:aren't you going to get him some medincine Directors:well ta tell ya the truth i don't really like da kid Gohan:when i get my voice back your going to be so sorry you ever said that __________________ THIS AVA OWNS THANKS KID SAIYAN (Go to his shop it's cool) New sig coming soon.Until then enjoy looking at my gamercard :D Originally Supiaynage but i changed my name cuz my name is to hard to spell -_-'

04-25-2005	#27 (permalink)
.ZFIGHTER_PAN (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 189 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene 1-Fall of the Saiyans- Bebi Trunks: You'll enjoy it Goku, let go of all that tension, ya just take some cr*k it's so easy!! Everyone looks at him likes he's crazy Trunks: What? It says...takes out script* Oops, my bad...

04-25-2005	#28 (permalink)
.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! No more farts? Okay... Scene:Goku is about to throw the Spirit bomb at KidBuu... KiBuu:DAMN!! That's HUMONGOUS! Goku: (throws it) Yah-Ow, my arm!!! I think I broke it!!OWWWW!!! Director: cutcutcut, someone get Goku a band-aid! Goku:A band-aid? How's that gonna help?!!! This director's an idiot!!

04-25-2005	#29 (permalink)
.DBZmadman2690 (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene:Goku is fighting Uub at the World Tournament... Goku: Hey Uub, your mama's fat! Uub: My mother's not FAT! (rushes at Goku but Goku flies up to dodge) AAH! (hangs onto edge of floor) (pause) Director: Okay Goku, you can help Uub up now! Goku:......fk Uub! Let him fall! That'll just be another victory for ME! Director: Goku, I'M the director....and I'm telling you to help him up! Goku:.....fk YOU! Director:........Don't think you're off the hook for calling me an idiot last time! Goku: shocked

04-25-2005	#30 (permalink)
.ZFIGHTER_PAN (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 189 Rep Power: 4	DB/Z/GT bloopers and screw ups! Scene 1-Rebirth of Fusion- Vegeta: I would rather die than fuse with you Kakarrot! Goku: but Vegeta...you're already gay. Vegeta: YOU IDIOT IT'S DEAD NOT GAY!!! READ YOUR SCRIPT SOMETIMES!!!! Goku: I coulda sworn that said gay... takes out script Oh yeah! Oops, I told everbody your secret Vegeta... Vegeta: getting ready to kill Goku CUT!!! JEESH MAN!!!!