Funny Bumper Stickers

Superior · 02-17-2005

Yesterday at school I was talking to one of my friends when I looked in his locker and read this bumper sticker he had hanging up. I got a great laugh out of it for some odd reason. Maybe it really is that funny! Anyway here it is:

Dear God,

Why do you allow so much violence to take place in schools?

Signed,
Concerned Student

Then it had Gods reply:

Dear Concerned Student,

I'm not allowed in school!

God

So post some funny bumper stickers you have saw.

Iversonite · 02-17-2005

I saw one that said "s**t Happens" and there was a guy taking a dump on it. Then I saw a license plate that says "Azz Kikr"

**Inu** · 02-17-2005

How do I set my laser printer on stun?
Honk if you're illiterate!
0 to bitch in 3.6 seconds.
Good cowgirls keep their calves together.
667 Neighbour of the Beast.
Give Blood, Play Hockey!
Eat a beaver. Save a tree.
Bin Laden hates Rock'n Roll.
Beer: Teaching white people to dance since 1867.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
To err is human. To really fuck things up requires computers.
Serial Killer
Sacred cows make divine hamburgers.
Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3.
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!

LOL My town has a bunch of these!

Ainur · 02-17-2005

I saw this one on a red truck:

You drive me knucking futs.

.Majin_Buu · 02-17-2005

"I see dumb people" was on a truck of my friends.

.catapy · 02-18-2005

1.Yuck Fou.
2.f**k you, you motherf**king motherf**ker!
3.Confucius say Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
4.Jesus cares. Do I look like Jesus?
5.Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
6.Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
7. I wish I were Barbie. The b***h has everything.
8. Like what you see? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH

.GreenTea · 02-18-2005

If at first you don't succeed, don't go sky-diving.
I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Born-Again Pagan! (also works for Hindu, Buddist etc. etc.)

.Deoxy · 02-18-2005

My cousin is my sister, honk if your her.

Hawkesy · 02-18-2005

i seen one that said people @ work and two stick people doing it he eh

.Boogeyman3579 · 02-19-2005

Word to your mother
i don't break for children

.catapy · 02-23-2005

Outta my way, my kid's gotta pee!

*I saw this in MAD Magazine, but do you think we could have this on our car?*

Get US out of Walt Disney World!

02-17-2005	#1 (permalink)
Superior Namek'jin Ryu - Legendary Staffer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Nebraska (U.S.A.) Posts: 6,962 Rep Power: 13	Funny Bumper Stickers Yesterday at school I was talking to one of my friends when I looked in his locker and read this bumper sticker he had hanging up. I got a great laugh out of it for some odd reason. Maybe it really is that funny! Anyway here it is: Dear God, Why do you allow so much violence to take place in schools? Signed, Concerned Student Then it had Gods reply: Dear Concerned Student, I'm not allowed in school! God So post some funny bumper stickers you have saw. __________________ SSJ Bulma: Where is ...Superior anyway? The original. gkrt: Doing what Ric Flair did. Got in the Hall of Fame then jumped on the land of retirement.

02-17-2005	#2 (permalink)
Iversonite (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnstown, PA Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 6	Funny Bumper Stickers I saw one that said "s**t Happens" and there was a guy taking a dump on it. Then I saw a license plate that says "Azz Kikr" __________________ "I go out there on the court, and when you see me, you see me in games? You see me give 110% out there when it really matters? Ok then, what's the big deal with practice? We talkin' about practice here man. We talkin' about practice." - Allen Iverson

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Inu Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,101 Blog Entries: 5 Rep Power: 69	Funny Bumper Stickers How do I set my laser printer on stun? Honk if you're illiterate! 0 to bitch in 3.6 seconds. Good cowgirls keep their calves together. 667 Neighbour of the Beast. Give Blood, Play Hockey! Eat a beaver. Save a tree. Bin Laden hates Rock'n Roll. Beer: Teaching white people to dance since 1867. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. To err is human. To really fuck things up requires computers. Serial Killer Sacred cows make divine hamburgers. Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading. If you can read this, you are in phaser range. I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting! LOL My town has a bunch of these! __________________

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Ainur (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In the sink Posts: 198 Rep Power: 5	Funny Bumper Stickers I saw this one on a red truck: You drive me knucking futs.

02-17-2005	#5 (permalink)
.Majin_Buu (7) Warrior of Earth Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 68 Rep Power: 4	Funny Bumper Stickers "I see dumb people" was on a truck of my friends.

02-18-2005	#6 (permalink)
.catapy (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 243 Rep Power: 4	Funny Bumper Stickers 1.Yuck Fou. 2.fk you, you motherfking motherfker! 3.Confucius say Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 4.Jesus cares. Do I look like Jesus? 5.Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole. 6.Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. 7. I wish I were Barbie. The b*h has everything. 8. Like what you see? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH

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.GreenTea (8) Saiyan Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 79 Rep Power: 4	Funny Bumper Stickers If at first you don't succeed, don't go sky-diving. I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Born-Again Pagan! (also works for Hindu, Buddist etc. etc.)

02-18-2005	#8 (permalink)
.Deoxy (5) Crane School Disciple Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	Funny Bumper Stickers My cousin is my sister, honk if your her.

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Hawkesy Bleach Ranked (19) Privaron Espada Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 1,039 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 62	Funny Bumper Stickers i seen one that said people @ work and two stick people doing it he eh __________________ Need a sig or avatar? then fly past my shop http://anime.myfavoritegames.com/cre...est-place.html

02-19-2005	#10 (permalink)
.Boogeyman3579 (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 210 Rep Power: 4	Funny Bumper Stickers Word to your mother i don't break for children

02-23-2005	#11 (permalink)
.catapy (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 243 Rep Power: 4	Funny Bumper Stickers Outta my way, my kid's gotta pee! I saw this in MAD Magazine, but do you think we could have this on our car? Get US out of Walt Disney World!