Believe in the Heart of the Cards!

.Pivitor · 02-16-2005

I couldn't NOT post this...just too random and hilarious

MFG Duo: Have you ever heard of Jerry Falwell?
Son Spence: so who is it?
MFG Duo: some kook who said 911 was summoned by god.
MFG Duo: and it was because of feminists.
Son Spence: God: "I summon 911 in attack mode!"
Son Spence: "and play two cards face down!"
MFG Duo: "Hmm...I better watch out for those 2 face down cards, they could be traps..."
MFG Duo: "Okay!" Bush hesitated, "I sacrifice the 14th Amendment and Personal Life cards to play the Patriot Act! Allowing me to summon...the US Army!"
Son Spence: "ah-hah! You've triggered my trap! It's called dragging god into politics!"
Son Spence: *diving lightning smites bush, sapping 1000 lifepoints*
MFG Duo: "NO!!!!!" Bush fell to his knee's, he couldn't take the force of the Senate meeting realm anymore."
MFG Duo: "I leave it to you..."
MFG Duo: Bush stood up again, taller than before
MFG Duo: and with a stern look
MFG Duo: 'Behold! I have become Dick Cheney!"
Son Spence: "you've triggered my other trap! it's called heart attack card!"
MFG Duo: "Ah hah! But you forgot, I laid down a hidden counter trap card 3 turns ago!"
MFG Duo: "Its called...the Electoral College!" The Trap was turned back on God, giving him the heart attack.
Son Spence: "no! i might just lose...i need to believe in the heart of the cards...to draw the outrageously powerful card that will only be useful in this duel from my 'has to be over the legal number of cards' deck! or else i'll lose!"
Son Spence: his friend in a dog suit: "you can do it!"
MFG Duo: "Foolish God! You will never call forth the 5 parts of Hilary Clintons ass!"
Son Spence: "no, but I did draw THIS little baby!" *plays card* "this is fatal attraction!" *monica lewinski appears on the field, luring the bill clinton card out of cheney's deck*
Son Spence: "now i power him up with saxophone of doom!"
MFG Duo: "No!!
MFG Duo: "What you say !!"
MFG Duo: "I didn't want to have to do this, but the only way I can overcome the attack points of 2600 is by playing..."
MFG Duo: "I lay down 'Make your time'!, and then I use Revive to call back the Patriot Act!"
MFG Duo: "And now, I use Polymerization to summon..."
MFG Duo: "All your base are belong to us !"
Son Spence: "my bases!"
Son Spence: "but you forgot clinton's special ability!"
Son Spence: *discards one card to summon the true Monica Lewinski card to the field*
Son Spence: "now, polimerization!"
Son Spence: "to form...impeach the relentless!"
Son Spence: *cheney's monsters disappear*
Son Spence: "this forces you into an impeachment showdown!"
Son Spence: *tries to figure out what that is*

and we never did but...it certainly is hilarioius

Duo · 02-16-2005

Pivitor, what spun us into that high level of idiocy? I haven't had a moment like that since...

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...

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...I'd rather not say.

Engel · 02-16-2005

well was a bit of a laugh... quite amusing

lol.

**Goku** · 02-16-2005

lol i think thats well funny, Yu gi "duo" love it lol

Z Warrior · 02-17-2005

ha ha. omg. what would ppl think of next

.Jammy · 02-17-2005

That didn't seem funny to me....I think i missed something....

ninja wolf · 02-17-2005

That was hillarious ! Wow politics, God And Yu-gi-oh in one joke! this should be ,oved to humor though.

**Teecee** · 02-17-2005

"I couldn't not..."

DOUBLE NEGATIVE! WRONG! WRONG! xD J/k

*sigh* That was awesome...God always wins though. I mean, haven't you heard of the 'Burning Bush'? >.>

.catapy · 02-18-2005

Catapy: This has gone on far enough, Duo. I want to end this now!

Duo: Peanutmon! Go! *Throws Peanut shell* President Bush I choose you!

*Bush appears*

Bush: My fellow Americans, let's roll!

Catapy: Mmph...Rold Gold Pretzel. I choose you!

*Rold Gold Pretzel lodges in prez's throat*

Duo: Impossible! Losing to a pretzel! T_T;

Bush: *faints* @_@

Catapy: Yay! I win!

02-16-2005	#1 (permalink)
.Pivitor (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,030 Rep Power: 7	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! I couldn't NOT post this...just too random and hilarious MFG Duo: Have you ever heard of Jerry Falwell? Son Spence: so who is it? MFG Duo: some kook who said 911 was summoned by god. MFG Duo: and it was because of feminists. Son Spence: God: "I summon 911 in attack mode!" Son Spence: "and play two cards face down!" MFG Duo: "Hmm...I better watch out for those 2 face down cards, they could be traps..." MFG Duo: "Okay!" Bush hesitated, "I sacrifice the 14th Amendment and Personal Life cards to play the Patriot Act! Allowing me to summon...the US Army!" Son Spence: "ah-hah! You've triggered my trap! It's called dragging god into politics!" Son Spence: diving lightning smites bush, sapping 1000 lifepoints MFG Duo: "NO!!!!!" Bush fell to his knee's, he couldn't take the force of the Senate meeting realm anymore." MFG Duo: "I leave it to you..." MFG Duo: Bush stood up again, taller than before MFG Duo: and with a stern look MFG Duo: 'Behold! I have become Dick Cheney!" Son Spence: "you've triggered my other trap! it's called heart attack card!" MFG Duo: "Ah hah! But you forgot, I laid down a hidden counter trap card 3 turns ago!" MFG Duo: "Its called...the Electoral College!" The Trap was turned back on God, giving him the heart attack. Son Spence: "no! i might just lose...i need to believe in the heart of the cards...to draw the outrageously powerful card that will only be useful in this duel from my 'has to be over the legal number of cards' deck! or else i'll lose!" Son Spence: his friend in a dog suit: "you can do it!" MFG Duo: "Foolish God! You will never call forth the 5 parts of Hilary Clintons ass!" Son Spence: "no, but I did draw THIS little baby!" plays card "this is fatal attraction!" monica lewinski appears on the field, luring the bill clinton card out of cheney's deck Son Spence: "now i power him up with saxophone of doom!" MFG Duo: "No!! MFG Duo: "What you say !!" MFG Duo: "I didn't want to have to do this, but the only way I can overcome the attack points of 2600 is by playing..." MFG Duo: "I lay down 'Make your time'!, and then I use Revive to call back the Patriot Act!" MFG Duo: "And now, I use Polymerization to summon..." MFG Duo: "All your base are belong to us !" Son Spence: "my bases!" Son Spence: "but you forgot clinton's special ability!" Son Spence: discards one card to summon the true Monica Lewinski card to the field Son Spence: "now, polimerization!" Son Spence: "to form...impeach the relentless!" Son Spence: cheney's monsters disappear Son Spence: "this forces you into an impeachment showdown!" Son Spence: tries to figure out what that is and we never did but...it certainly is hilarioius

02-16-2005	#2 (permalink)
Duo (26) Great Elder of Namek Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan Posts: 5,259 Blog Entries: 4 Rep Power: 27	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! Pivitor, what spun us into that high level of idiocy? I haven't had a moment like that since... ... ... ... ...I'd rather not say. __________________ "Christianity is not about building an absolutely secure little niche in the world where you can live with your perfect little wife and your perfect little children in your beautiful little house where you have no gays or minority groups anywhere near you. Christianity is about learning to love like Jesus loved and Jesus loved the poor and Jesus loved the broken."

02-16-2005	#3 (permalink)
Engel Bleach Ranked (27) Released Espada Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Oz Posts: 6,495 Rep Power: 26	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! well was a bit of a laugh... quite amusing lol. __________________ My DeviantArt ಠ_ಠ

02-16-2005	#4 (permalink)
Goku Administrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pureland Posts: 3,226 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 200	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! lol i think thats well funny, Yu gi "duo" love it lol __________________ Goku's DeviantArt <3 Teecee for the awesome sig

02-17-2005	#5 (permalink)
Z Warrior Naruto Ranked (26) Shichibi Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 5,334 Rep Power: 35	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! ha ha. omg. what would ppl think of next __________________

02-17-2005	#6 (permalink)
.Jammy (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,372 Rep Power: 9	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! That didn't seem funny to me....I think i missed something....

02-17-2005	#7 (permalink)
ninja wolf (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 206 Rep Power: 5	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! That was hillarious ! Wow politics, God And Yu-gi-oh in one joke! this should be ,oved to humor though.

02-17-2005	#8 (permalink)
Teecee Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,160 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 102	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! "I couldn't not..." DOUBLE NEGATIVE! WRONG! WRONG! xD J/k sigh That was awesome...God always wins though. I mean, haven't you heard of the 'Burning Bush'? >.>

02-18-2005	#9 (permalink)
.catapy (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 243 Rep Power: 4	Believe in the Heart of the Cards! Catapy: This has gone on far enough, Duo. I want to end this now! Duo: Peanutmon! Go! Throws Peanut shell President Bush I choose you! Bush appears Bush: My fellow Americans, let's roll! Catapy: Mmph...Rold Gold Pretzel. I choose you! Rold Gold Pretzel lodges in prez's throat Duo: Impossible! Losing to a pretzel! T_T; Bush: faints @_@ Catapy: Yay! I win!