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(23) Final Warrior
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I went over to my girlfreinds house last night because it was Valentines day and she wanted to watch The Ring, which SUCKED. But being the nice guy that I am I went and watched it with her. As soon as I walked through the door who was right there glaring at me but her father, WHO HATES MY GUTS. Hes a police officer and was gonna takean early morning shift starting at about 3am. So I'm sitting on the couch with my arm around her shoulder watching the sorry exuse for a movie. My girlfreind, who is afraid of very little is terrified, and everytime she get scared she huddles up against me. Of course I would've comforted her but her father is sitting on the recliner glaring on me WITH HIS HAND IN HIS GUN giving me the "If your hand goes below her shoulder I'll kill you look" Then mom comes to the rescue and drags him away, good thing right? NO. My girlfreind falls asleep and all I can hear is her parents up stairs "bonding". You know creeking bed springs and other "comprising" Noises. So her dad comes downstairs, sees her leaning on me asleep and flips out, hes screeming, her mom is scremaing at him to stop, and she is sleeping soundly which means she can't guilt him into stopping. JOY. Thankfully he had to go to work and I ended up sleeping on their chair. To make things worse I woke up at 5 am to find one dog humping my leg and the other one on my chest. HAPPY VALETINES DAY TO ME!!!!!
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woah that sucks my condonlence dude, one of my girlfriends dads was a police officer, and he would check to see if all of us had records lol, i thought it was quite funny but he was a little scary thats for sure.
But a gun i think thats a little extra !!
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(4) Turtle School Disciple
Join Date: Feb 2005
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QUOTE(Lazlo @ Feb 15 2005, 10:57 PM)
I went over to my girlfreinds house last night because it was Valentines day and she wanted to watch The Ring, which SUCKED. But being the nice guy that I am I went and watched it with her. As soon as I walked through the door who was right there glaring at me but her father, WHO HATES MY GUTS. Hes a police officer and was gonna takean early morning shift starting at about 3am. So I'm sitting on the couch with my arm around her shoulder watching the sorry exuse for a movie. My girlfreind, who is afraid of very little is terrified, and everytime she get scared she huddles up against me. Of course I would've comforted her but her father is sitting on the recliner glaring on me WITH HIS HAND IN HIS GUN giving me the "If your hand goes below her shoulder I'll kill you look" Then mom comes to the rescue and drags him away, good thing right? NO. My girlfreind falls asleep and all I can hear is her parents up stairs "bonding". You know creeking bed springs and other "comprising" Noises. So her dad comes downstairs, sees her leaning on me asleep and flips out, hes screeming, her mom is scremaing at him to stop, and she is sleeping soundly which means she can't guilt him into stopping. JOY. Thankfully he had to go to work and I ended up sleeping on their chair. To make things worse I woke up at 5 am to find one dog humping my leg and the other one on my chest. HAPPY VALETINES DAY TO ME!!!!! [snapback]283561[/snapback] man that sucks, sorry man. |
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