.Fluffy Chicken

This is what a guy on another forum *claims* he did. I'm finding it a little hard to believe.

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There I was in my lunch break shopping around trying to find a copy of Hordes of the Underdark but because Atari Australia are a bunch of retards who, not only can't get the game out on the date they said they would but when they finally do, ship so few that each store got like 4 copies only, I couldn't find one. I was not in the happiest of moods.



I come around the corner and have to cross a line of people heading for the down escalator - including this gothic, so I take a couple of sidesteps to avoid bumping into anyone on my way through when this dickhead (obviously trying to convince himself that he is a tough badass) ploughs right into me and gives a look of "What are you gonna do about it?"



So I give him a hard shove back, right in his solar plexus so as to wind him, and say something like "Watch where you're going f**khead."



I start to walk on when I hear something like "Ooh. Big tough guy you f**king Nazi." I think he then muttered the usual s**t left wingers spew along the lines of "Bush is Hitler. Saddam is innocent. It's all about the oil"



So I stop. I turn slowly. I walk back to him. Given that he was a few inches taller than me he thought I might back off and stood his ground as I approached. Either that or he was already paralysed with fear from the insane glint in my eyes. I then grabbed that stupid studded dog collar around his neck, pulled his head forward then snapped his neck back and slammed his back into a nearby wall.



"Listen here you diseased piece of s**t. Call me a Nazi again and I will dig my fingernails into your ugly face and rip that stupid s**t tattoo around your eye clean off."



I then gave him another collar slam into the wall. "You f**king get me?" I again yanked his head forward by the collar and shoved him in the back in the direction of the escalator with a final "Now f**k off!"



And he did. Off he went down the escalator with not so much as a grunt of indignation. Of course - you need dignity in the first place so I should not be surprised. I was hoping he would come back at me, take a swing or something - at least then I could have kicked the s**t out of him and claimed self-defence as he threw the first punch but being a big f**king coward he did nothing.



He was all big to say something when my back was turned and I was walking away but had nothing to say when confronted.


Yeeea, what do you think

.Fyni

Interesting story there... its possible that it could happen. But he may of just made it up to sound cool lol... but maybe he did do that i can see it happening

The Game

... It might be true. I've kicked some ass in my day. First thing I noticed was that he spelled "paralyzed" wrong... using my Grammar-Vision. >_>

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ssj5 napa

bullshit. The traditional evil gothic punk guy attacks little guy, little guy summons rage strength, bully is actually a coward, and little guy lives happily ever after. Ya right.

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.Android #16

*Cough*, sorry everyone I'm allergic to bullshit.

.Fluffy Chicken

Yeeea, I knew it wasn't true.

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Either that or he was already paralysed with fear from the insane glint in my eyes.

.Byakuya

sniff sniff can you smell that? i think its BULLSHIT

.Once was Twitch

He pushed him in his "solar plexus"?

Only true badasses do that, including me.

.BananaMan

I don't think too much people want to pick a fight on someone who's a goth and slightly bigger than them I mean I wouldn't given him a face like "What the heck's your problem?" then I would move on with my life.

Verdict: A load of crap. Maybe some of it's true.

.ssj4kamex10goku

It could be fake, but when I was in primary and High School, (Especially in Primary School) I've fought back against bullies one to many times to see that story as not so farfetched.

.GreenTea

Hmm... someone is over-compansating for something. Ooh! Gratuitous cursing! How manly and tough! Didn't happen, and if it did, big tough goth was actually 13 year old boy with Good Charlotte T-shirt.

.Majin_Buu

What is that hideous odor? it's bull-s**t!

.cubanref

i was expecting some unbeleivable story... i dont see why its so difficult to believe...

The Game

Ah, join the club. It seems you and I are the only ones that can tell that it may be true. Everyone else just can't come up with any line other than something like "Smells like bullshit". There's nothing in there that's hard to believe. "omgwtf i kiked this gyz ass nd he waz biger then me so i muzt b lyin lollol!"!@!"

Totally believable. Why can't someone beat up somebody bigger? It's not against the Laws of Physics. God.

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.Tribal

Sound possible. Where did you find this at.