Read this...omg...

Separate_From_Society · 02-05-2005

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder.

Standing before him was a genie. "As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over." The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbor, Jones.

"Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion.' The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion.

"Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive.

"What is your final wish, Master?' asked the genie. "I want to lose a testicle," said the man.

XD

.Super Saiyan 5 Gogeta · 02-05-2005

WTH!...LOL!..thats a good wish on the end!....but i did laugh lol

.A.J.P. · 02-05-2005

Heh, I Get It! The Dude Loses 1/Gains, But The Jones Guy Loses Both Testies!

02-05-2005

We all know, Christ. By the way, it wasn't that funny. It just makes sense to me and adds up.

Separate_From_Society · 02-05-2005

I never said it was funny...Don't be such an a**...

.Mr. Mystery? · 02-05-2005

Hahhah, I thought it was hilarious.

.BadLTD · 02-06-2005

thats funny

Maverick · 02-06-2005

Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.

.Jammy · 02-06-2005

Yeah that was quite good. Made me laugh at the end though....poor jones...

.Mad Skillz · 02-06-2005

lol. Funny story. I like the last part alot. Post some more jokes.

.SSBroly · 02-06-2005

OMG thats feakin funny as hell.

Murphy · 02-06-2005

that was hilarious!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.Truhan · 02-06-2005

heh, pretty funny

.Cruelty · 02-06-2005

That was pretty funny yeah. I like his plot at the end, but I saw it coming...

Separate_From_Society · 02-06-2005

Alright...I'll post some more soon.

....

If I can find them...

02-05-2005	#1 (permalink)
Separate_From_Society (21) Majin Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Homeless /sigh Posts: 1,634 Rep Power: 10	Read this...omg... A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie. "As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over." The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbor, Jones. "Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion.' The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion. "Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive. "What is your final wish, Master?' asked the genie. "I want to lose a testicle," said the man. XD __________________ A man said to the universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

02-05-2005	#2 (permalink)
.Super Saiyan 5 Gogeta (5) Crane School Disciple Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	Read this...omg... WTH!...LOL!..thats a good wish on the end!....but i did laugh lol

02-05-2005	#3 (permalink)
.A.J.P. (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,182 Rep Power: 8	Read this...omg... Heh, I Get It! The Dude Loses 1/Gains, But The Jones Guy Loses Both Testies!

02-05-2005	#4 (permalink)
.PoD \|\|Specter\|\| Guest Posts: n/a	Read this...omg... We all know, Christ. By the way, it wasn't that funny. It just makes sense to me and adds up.

02-05-2005	#5 (permalink)
Separate_From_Society (21) Majin Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Homeless /sigh Posts: 1,634 Rep Power: 10	Read this...omg... I never said it was funny...Don't be such an a*... __________________ A man said to the universe:* "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

02-05-2005	#6 (permalink)
.Mr. Mystery? (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,228 Rep Power: 5	Read this...omg... Hahhah, I thought it was hilarious.

02-06-2005	#7 (permalink)
.BadLTD (10) Saiyan Elite Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 136 Rep Power: 4	Read this...omg... thats funny

02-06-2005	#8 (permalink)
Maverick (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Eastern Pennsylvania Posts: 3,436 Rep Power: 9	Read this...omg... Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. __________________

02-06-2005	#9 (permalink)
.Jammy (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,372 Rep Power: 9	Read this...omg... Yeah that was quite good. Made me laugh at the end though....poor jones...

02-06-2005	#10 (permalink)
.Mad Skillz (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,229 Rep Power: 5	Read this...omg... lol. Funny story. I like the last part alot. Post some more jokes.

02-06-2005	#11 (permalink)
.SSBroly (8) Saiyan Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 98 Rep Power: 4	Read this...omg... OMG thats feakin funny as hell.

02-06-2005	#12 (permalink)
Murphy (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 756 Rep Power: 4	Read this...omg... that was hilarious!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

02-06-2005	#13 (permalink)
.Truhan (15) Super Namekian Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 475 Rep Power: 5	Read this...omg... heh, pretty funny

02-06-2005	#14 (permalink)
.Cruelty (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 739 Rep Power: 5	Read this...omg... That was pretty funny yeah. I like his plot at the end, but I saw it coming...

02-06-2005	#15 (permalink)
Separate_From_Society (21) Majin Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Homeless /sigh Posts: 1,634 Rep Power: 10	Read this...omg... Alright...I'll post some more soon. .... If I can find them... __________________ A man said to the universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."