hilarious jokes

02-03-2005

a teacher one day wants to test her classes grammar, so she tells her class

"ok kids, i want one of your to use the word fascinate in a sentence"

one little boy raises his hand and replies

"the other day i went to the zoo and the animals were fascinating"

"good said the teacher but i'm looking for the word fascinate"

a little girl raises her hand this time, she says

"i went to the mall yesterday, the clothes fascinated me."

"thats excellent, but i want the word fascinate"

so then little johhny baker raises his hand, and little johnny baker is known for making nasty comments about everything. but the teacher thought to herself that no one can find anything dirty out of the word fascinate.

little johnny stands up with a grin

"my sister bought a sweater with ten buttons the other day, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
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this one you might have heard
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in a sunday school class a nun is giving the class a lesson about the bible.

"now" says the nun, "can anyone tell me who created the earth that we live on today?"

the nun looks around and notices one little girl isn't paying attention to the nun. so the nun asks her.

"little suzy" she starts" who created the earth that we live on today?"

little suzy doesn't reply, so a little boy pokes her in the butt with his pencil

"GOD ALMIGHTY!!" yells suzy

"very good suzy i'm glad you are paying attention"

next sunday the same nun notices suzy isn't paying attention.

so the nun askes another question

"who is our lord and savior?? little suzy would you please answer this question?"

so the same little boy pokes her again

"JESUS CHRIST!!" yells suzy

"very good suzy" says the nun

so the next class the same problem occurs, little suzy isn't paying attention..so the nun gets really mad.but keeps her temper at a low level because she of course is in a church.

"little suzy" she begins " what did eve say to adam after they had their 23rd baby?"

little suzy isn't listening so the little boy pokes her in the butt again.

little suzy jumps up and screams

"IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING AGAIN I'M GONNA SNAP IT IN TWO!!!"

and the nun faints

.Mr. Mystery? · 02-03-2005

Haha, those were funny as hell. Hadn't heard either one of them before. Nice.

.Teolant · 02-03-2005

Hilarious, Go SSJ4 Gotenks.

02-03-2005	#1 (permalink)
.ssj4_gotenks Guest Posts: n/a	hilarious jokes a teacher one day wants to test her classes grammar, so she tells her class "ok kids, i want one of your to use the word fascinate in a sentence" one little boy raises his hand and replies "the other day i went to the zoo and the animals were fascinating" "good said the teacher but i'm looking for the word fascinate" a little girl raises her hand this time, she says "i went to the mall yesterday, the clothes fascinated me." "thats excellent, but i want the word fascinate" so then little johhny baker raises his hand, and little johnny baker is known for making nasty comments about everything. but the teacher thought to herself that no one can find anything dirty out of the word fascinate. little johnny stands up with a grin "my sister bought a sweater with ten buttons the other day, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." ------------------------------------------------- this one you might have heard __________ in a sunday school class a nun is giving the class a lesson about the bible. "now" says the nun, "can anyone tell me who created the earth that we live on today?" the nun looks around and notices one little girl isn't paying attention to the nun. so the nun asks her. "little suzy" she starts" who created the earth that we live on today?" little suzy doesn't reply, so a little boy pokes her in the butt with his pencil "GOD ALMIGHTY!!" yells suzy "very good suzy i'm glad you are paying attention" next sunday the same nun notices suzy isn't paying attention. so the nun askes another question "who is our lord and savior?? little suzy would you please answer this question?" so the same little boy pokes her again "JESUS CHRIST!!" yells suzy "very good suzy" says the nun so the next class the same problem occurs, little suzy isn't paying attention..so the nun gets really mad.but keeps her temper at a low level because she of course is in a church. "little suzy" she begins " what did eve say to adam after they had their 23rd baby?" little suzy isn't listening so the little boy pokes her in the butt again. little suzy jumps up and screams "IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING AGAIN I'M GONNA SNAP IT IN TWO!!!" and the nun faints

02-03-2005	#2 (permalink)
.Mr. Mystery? (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,228 Rep Power: 5	hilarious jokes Haha, those were funny as hell. Hadn't heard either one of them before. Nice.

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.Teolant (9) Namekian Warrior Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 126 Rep Power: 4	hilarious jokes Hilarious, Go SSJ4 Gotenks.