.catapy

This is dedicated to the almighty purple haired wonder Trunks.

Trunks T-shirts, Trunks wall clock
You even wear Trunks socks
Your heart beats, your body shakes
The thought of Trunks is what it takes

You can't sleep, (no) you can't eat
You can't sit still in your seat
Your throat is tight, can't breathe
Trunks Briefs is all you need!

You like to think you're immune to that hunk, oh yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say you're possessed. You're
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Trunks!

You sleep with a Trunks doll
You say good night to the
Posters on your wall
You even stalked Eric Vale
Now you're in trouble, you're in Jail!

You think of your Trunks,
You can't be saved!
This trouble was all you craved.
Now you're in jail for your last call
But they let you keep your Trunks doll!

Whoa, you like to think you're immune to that hunk oh yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say you're possessed. You know you're
Gonna have to face it you're addicted to Trunks!

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Trunks! (X5)

(Guitar solo)

Trunks T-shirt, Trunks wall clock,
You even wear Trunks socks
You swear and you deny
But it's obvious, so don't lie!

Whoa, you like to think you're immune to that hunk, oh yeah!
It's closer to the truth to say you're possessed. You know you're
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Trunks!

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Trunks (x5)

.Mr. Mystery?

I was just about to post this topic too
Great idea, that song's addicted to love, right?
I'll post one later, it takes a little time.

.catapy

Yeah. It was "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer. Though, I was thinking those girls at Temple of Trunks would really love it.

.Fujiko

Wow... It almost made me cry. lol! Just kidding. Nice song.

.Chou Baka

"Base Kid Goku, Made a Child by the D-Balls..."

Two super Shenrons get around me outside,
around me outside, around me outside.
Two super Shenrons get around me outside,
around me outside, around me outside.

"Ooooohhhhh!"

Oh my God, God, God
I'm just a kid, kid, kid
Base Kid Go' 'ku 'ku
Shenron's dead
Oh my God, I'm a kid
Base form too, Shenron's doomed,
Kick his ass, to the grass,
Not super... la la la...

I've become a small monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See Gohan no more they want Goku
I'm a base kid now
Well if you want Goku, this is what we'll give ya'
A little bit of Pilaf mixed with some Dragonballs
A wish that will decrease my size quicker
Then a slam when I get slammed in the mosh pit
By the singers when I'm not cooperating
When I'm punchin' the villian while they're operating "Hey!"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm stronger than Gohan will be
I know that you got a job Ms. Chi-Chi
But your husband's height loss is so complicated
So the manga fans won't let me be
Or let me be strong so let me see
They tried to shut me down on gay FUNi
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on bitch, get off your dick
Fuck that, come on fight me or you'll get a fat lip
And get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just kicked Shenron's ass, "Fuck you Veggie!"

Now this looks like a fight for me
So everybody just let me beef
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause GT feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a fight for me
So everybody just let me beef
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause GT feels so empty without me

Little blue guys, Doctors feeling rebellious
Time to kick ass, fuse two android dumbasses
They start feeling like HFIL is helpless,
Til Doctors come along on a mission and yell "Bitch!"
A super android, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Fuckin' the city waves a Tuffle
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kicking my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass, turn off the TV
Well I'm back fix your bent antenna
Watch me now and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of the screen like a splinter
The center of attention back to stop litter
I'm just lying, bitch, the best thing since wrestling
Whippin' some Tuffle ass and Androids
Testing "Omega Please"
Feel the hate mail soon as Toei mentions me
Here's my 10 times my 2 times is free
Kamehameha, you ran from me?

Now this looks like a fight for me
So everybody just let me beef
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause GT feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a fight for me
So everybody just let me beef
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause GT feels so empty without me

---

Haven't finished it yet. If anyone wants to, you can.

.Fujiko

Yay Eminem! *cough* I mean... Chibi Goku! lol!

.Mr. Mystery?

Well, here's "God Save the Queen" by Sex Pistols.

Kai Save the Earth

Kai save the Earth
Help Goku's rebirth
They made you a moron
A potential Ki Bomb

Kai Save the Earth
They're all just human beings
and there's no future
And people're dreaming

Don't be told no do what you want
Don't be told no do what you need
There's no future
No future no future for the Earth

Kai Save the Earth
We mean it, man
We love the Earth
Kai saves

Kai save the Earth
'Cause trainees are money
And our Martial Champion
Is not what he seems
Oh Kai save the Dragon Balls
Kai save our search for them
Oh King Kai have mercy
All wishes will be paid

When there's no future
How can there be sin?
We're the kings
Among the weaklings
We're builders
of this human machine
We're the future
Earth's future

Kai save the Earth
We mean it, man
We love all Kai's
Kai saves
There's no future, in people's dreaming

Kai Save the Earth
We mean it, man
We love the Earth
Kai saves

No future, no future, no future for you
No future, no future, no future for me
No future, no future for you


And, "Something in the Way" by Nirvana

Sayan's in the Air

Under Roshi's roof
Puar's chewing my shoes
And the fishes I have trapped
Have all become my pets
Living off of Bulma's crappy food
And the drippings of Roshi's saliva
It's okay to eat Oolong
'Cause he doesn't have any feelings

Sayian's in the Air
mmm
Sayian's in the Air, yeah
mmm
Sayian's in the Air
mmm
Sayian's in the Air. yeah
mmm
Sayian's in the Air
mmm
Sayian's in the Air, yeah
mmm

Under Roshi's roof
Puar's chewing my shoes
And the fishes I have trapped
Have all become my pets
Living off of Bulma's crappy food
And the drippings of Roshi's saliva
It's okay to eat Oolong
'Cause he doesn't have any feelings

Sayian's in the Air
mmm
Sayian's in the Air, yeah
mmm
Sayian's in the Air
mmm
Sayian's in the Air. yeah
mmm
Sayian's in the Air
mmm
Sayian's in the Air, yeah
mmm


Sorry I had to rape these two incredible songs.

.Fujiko

I've almost got the one I'm working on done. When it is, I'll post it.

.Fujiko

This is Goku and Vegeta talking smack to each other before they fight. I think it's kinda funny. It's to the song One Night Stand by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz feat. Oobie. One Time Fight

[Goku]
I'm seeing me fighting you
Doing things that worriers do
But I don't have a problem with you
What's a worrier s'posed to do?
I only need one fight with you
To make all your bad dreams come true
You could never beat this man
You can be my biggest fan

Veggie I know you're gonna hurl
And you know that I'm the man
So lets both respect the game
And have one big fight
Everybody wanna know
But they wouldn't understand
So lets keep it on the low
And have one big fight

Well it's about a quarter to three
And, no one's lookin',
It's just you and me
You know I'm down for whatever
And I came for the beef
But it's only for this one fight

Veggie I hope that you'll come well prepared
Cause I want you to know that
I ain't never scared
You just got to RSVP
And I'll be there
But it's only for this one fight

Veggie I know you're gonna hurl
And you know that I'm the man
So lets both respect the game
And have one big fight
Everybody wanna know
But they wouldn't understand
So lets keep it on the low
And have one big fight

[Vegeta]
Goku, let me know whats up wit it (wit it)
Won't you let a real Saya-jin hit you (hit you)
Stop playin' these games
Ain't got no shame
The power is to blame (you know it)
I just got to tell you this (what's up)
Those lips I wanna punch
That ass I gotta kick
Yo' shit I gotta stab
I got my Final Blast,
You got your Kamehameha
We ain't got all night
Look Kakarott, get it right
Yo' shit is good as dead
I ain't 'bout them games stupid (nah)
You called my name stupid (yea)
Just use yo' brains,
If you know what I'm sayin'
It's one big fight idiot!

[Goku]
Veggie I know you're gonna hurl
And you know that I'm the man
So lets both respect the game
And have one big fight
Everybody wanna know
But they wouldn't understand
So lets keep it on the low
And have one big fight

If you know how to keep a fight up,
You can fight me fo' sure
Just make sure you fight enough
Cause we ain't fighting no more

If you know how to keep a fight up,
You can fight me fo' sure
Just make sure you fight enough
Cause we ain't fighting no more

[Vegeta]
Come and fight out wit cha boy
Then fill with worrier joy
Like I told you,
I'm something like a freak
So keep the games fo the really really weak
Damn you look so stupid (stupid)
With yo' big ol' smile
And yo bright orange gi
3rd class, dumb self, 6'1
For one night, I gotta make you mine
Yea You think I'm gonna lose, don't you
And you think you gonna win, don't you
So lets wrap it up,
I hope the fight is tight
We only got one fight, Kakarott

[Goku]
I'm not trying to be your demise
Just for a one time fight
You can't never be my demise
Just a one time fight

Veggie I know you're gonna hurl
And you know that I'm the man
So lets both respect the game
And have one big fight
Everybody wanna know
But they wouldn't understand
So lets keep it on the low
And have one big fight

You'll be really mad (after you lose this fight)
And I'll be the winner (after you lose this fight)
You'll be really mad (after you lose this fight)
And I'll be the winner, after you lose this fight

.Chou Baka

Like True Saiyans

[Punch by punch, blood to blood, Final Flash
We try to fight like true Saiyans]

Punch by punch, blood to blood, Final Flash
We try to fight like true Saiyans
Piece by piece, blown away, we almost die
But the fight still rages on with true Saiyans

[Vegeta]
I always act like I'm the Saiyan with pride and strong composure
But I still hold the weight of the whole Earth on my shoulders
I try to beat 'em by myself, my family don't really know it
Although it means I'm goin' toe to toe with a Changeling, still don't matter
I'd never show it in battles that I can win unless I absolutely need to
I try my hardest to set an example
I can't really be the leader, but they look for me to fight 'em
If someone want to face off, I'm supposed to be killin' 'em
And the Buu shit, I tried to squash him, it was too late to kill him
There's a little line you don't cross but he still crossed it
I saw him kill all my friends and I went off, I just lost it
It was insane, this shit be way worse than some Freeza and Cell shit
And even though the battle was won, it still seems like I lost it
I spent all my energy on it, it was a final atonement
And I was so wrapped in it, it's almost like I'm the one who caused it
It ain't what I battle for, it's not why I tried to win
It was obviously my intention for Buu to get killed
But why would I wanna destroy something I helped build
My intentions were to stop him, my intentions were good
I went through this whole life without even mentionin' ...
Now they know how much I respect them, I don't really hate 'em
Stopped talkin' about bein' the best when I wasn't
Goku told me to stay away, it just wasn't my beef
But I didn't, I chopped his neck, ate a Senzu bean with my teeth
While he's lying down on the ground, a man who literally saved my life
I thought, fuck it, I gotta kill this fat Buu bitch
Even if this shit just ain't none of my business
I still let this shit off, blew myself up right that minute 'cause,

Punch by punch, blood to blood, Final Flash
We try to fight like true Saiyans
Piece by piece, blown away, we almost die
But the fight still rages on with true Saiyans

---

Again, I'll finish later.

.Mr. Mystery?

This one is from Cat Stevens' "Cats and the Cradle"


Sayian Space Pod

A child arrived just the other day,
Came to the Earth in a pod from up there.
But there were tails to cut, and berries to pick
He was lifting tables while I was away
He was flying before I knoew it
And as he grew
He said: "I'm gonna be like you, Dad, you know I'm gonna be like you"

And the Sayian Space Pod and the silver moon
Little boy Goku and the ape in the moon
When you're coming home? Son, I don't know when
We'll sell some planets then
You know we'll have a good time then.

Goku turned ten just the other day,
He said: "Thanks for the Cloud, Roshi, come on let's play
Can you teach my to fly?"
Roshi said: "Not today, I've got a lot do"
He said: "That's okay"
He walked away and he smiled and he said:
"You know I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

And the Sayian Space Pod and the silver moon
Little boy Goku and the ape in the moon
When you're coming home? Son, I don't know when
We'll sell some planets then
You know we'll have a good time then.

He came from Namek just the other day
So much like a man, I just had to say
"Goku, I'm proud of you, can you stay for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile
"What I'm feeling like Roshi, is to borrow the Nimbus
See you later, can I have it please?"

And the Sayian Space Pod and the silver moon
Little boy Goku and the ape in the moon
When you're coming home? Son, I don't know when
We'll sell some planets then
You know we'll have a good time then.

I've long since retired, Goku has moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said "I'd like to see you if you dont mind"
He said "Id love to Master If I could find the time.
You see I'm training with King Kai, and Gohan has the flu.
But it's sure nice talking to you, Roshi, It's been sure nice talking to you.."
And as Master hung up the phone, It had occured to him
Goku had grown up just like him, that boy, was just like him.

And the Sayian Space Pod and the silver moon
Little boy Goku and the ape in the moon
When you're coming home? Son, I don't know when
We'll sell some planets then
You know we'll have a good time then.

.Deaths rain

lol Its like stay Together For the Kids-Blink 182 DBZ Vegeta and trunks Version

Father Son Battle

[vegeta]
Its Hard to get up
When The Attacks Are Just to Much
These Guys Are Godly
Im so Pathetic
Im Giveing It My All
Im Can Not Run Away
I Feel like Im Gunna Rot And Die away
If my Weakling Boy Could Attack These Guys
I'd train Him Everyday

[trunks]
So Wheres my Holiday
No Use
We fought this Time
Well gave it all we can
Its my Last Try
So When Im Dead And Gone
Will you Continue This Fight Untill Its over And gone
Win The Fight

There Blast Are In my Fears
Beening Fighting Strong For Seven Years
Rather Then End The Sorrow And Stop The Killing
I want to End it all
I Fight Them Everyday
We Fight So Long And It Never Pays
If This Is How It Goes and If Its What We They
Then Why Cant I win 2day

So Wheres my Holiday
No Use
We fought this Time
Well gave it all we can
Its my Last Try
So When Im Dead And Gone
Will you Continue This Fight Untill Its over And gone
Win The Fight

So Wheres my Holiday
No Use
We fought this Time
Well gave it all we can
Its my Last Try
So When Im Dead And Gone
Will you Continue This Fight Untill Its over And gone
Win The Fight X4

.catapy

Pretty fly for an Saiyajin guy

[i]Chi-chi: GOHAN! GET IN HERE AND STUDY!

Give it to me Veggie, uhuh uhuh
Give it to me, Veggie, uhuh uhuh
Give it to me, Veggie, uhuh, uhuh
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for an Saiyajin guy
Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco cinco seis

1.You know its kinda hard for the pair to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks he is anyway
He's totally clueless and has no style
But everything he lacks, he's totally in denial

chorus1.
So don't you hate the long long wait
for the DBZ movie at set time and date,
but DBZ fans keep it real, lips are sealed
We know what to say, we know what to say
But don't overrate don't compensate
So you can say which anime you hate
But don't hate on DBZ
so hey hey stop saying Vegeta's gay!

2.He sees Vegeta and he says he wants to fight
but he ain't got no Coors, but he's got a Miller Light
Now cruising on his Nimbus, sees Vegeta as he pass
if he looks twice, he'll kick his sorry ass!

3.Now I'm going to Rite Aid yeah I'm gettin shit done
I'm getting a DBZ figure but they didn't have anyone
I guess I didn't listen, couldn't take advice
I could go to Wal-mart and get DBZ figures for a better price!

Chorus 2.
Give it to me baby, uh uh, uh uh
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco sies
So don't you hate the long long wait
for the DBZ movie on a set time and date
but fans keep it real, lips are sealed
we know what to say, we know what to say
so don't overrate, don't compensate
At least you can go and say which anime you hate
But don't hate on DBZ
We all love DBZ
Let's go home and watch DBZ
Hey, hey stop saying Vegeta's gay!

"Parody of Offspring's Pretty Fly For a White Guy"

.nasuko

hahahaahhaha lmfao now that is comedy

.catapy

[b]Vegeta's Larger Than Life

Goku: Kamehamehaaaaaaaaaaa!

Vegeta: Hahahaha!
Bakas run and hide when people hear my name
all right

Goku:
But let me tell ya now there is a price for fame
all right?

Both:
All of our time spent
in zero grav-ity

All you people
can't you see
can't you see
How your love
affects your reality
Every time ship is down
Bulma makes it right
And that makes Vegeta
Larger than life

Vegeta: Yeah! I'm larger than life!

Trunks: No you're not! I am!
All right! Lookin at the crowds
and people yell 'Vegeta's gay,' c'mon!

Vegeta: Say that again and
I'll take your allowance away, c'mon!
Cause

All of your time spent keeps us liiiiiive!

(chorus)

Larger than liiiiiife

oooooooooooooooh

[i]Vegeta Heheh Damn right!

All of your time spent keeps us liiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

(Chorus)

That makes Vegeta, that makes Vegeta larger than life!

Parody of Larger than Life by the Backstreet Boys

And I think everyone stopped posting since then because of Backstreet's uber suckiness. *Cough cough*