Kids say...

Lord_Sloth · 01-07-2005

These were all said by real kids. Keep that in mind.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8

( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

( 1 ) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
-- Curt, age 7

( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
out.
-- Theodore, age 8

( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

.A.J.P. · 01-07-2005

omg! these r funny, did you make this or find it?

Lord_Sloth · 01-07-2005

1 of my mom's friends found them and E-Mailed 'em to her.

.SSJ Goshin 4 · 01-07-2005

lol funny stuff.Thats funny lol good find.

.Gokujr · 01-07-2005

Their hilarious but theyre practically my age im not stupid like some of them

Lord_Sloth · 01-07-2005

Maybe not but not everyone grows up at the same rate.

Raitro · 01-07-2005

Heh that freddie guy wont say that went he goes to the bed

. Anyway
heres what i would have said on how to know if someone is married:

(3)Check his hand for a ring you frikking moron!

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Me! 11

.

Oh yeah uhu! im smarter than gokujn! huhu oh yeah! *waves his butt at gokujn*

just kidding. Oh and by the way lordsloth who are these kids?

Lord_Sloth · 01-07-2005

I don't know who they are. Just that the things they said were funny so I figured I'd post 'em here.

Raitro · 01-07-2005

But where did you get the info?

Lord_Sloth · 01-07-2005

My mom posted it and her friend E-mailed it to her.

01-09-2005

lol. These are hilarious. My sister is 9, and she'd say most of those things. She's such a dork. lol.

.SonKun · 01-09-2005

After reading this, I have to say, Kids do say the darndest things. Whats scary is that most of these replies are actually smarter than most teenager/adult answers.

The best one is...

QUOTE

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

Yep, this person hit the nail in the coffin. Especially with America hitting more than 60% in failed 1st marriges and 85% failure at 2nd Marriges.

Call these kids dumb, stupid, or whatever, but I find that children say much more intelligent answers to hard questions than most adults can.

.Mad Skillz · 01-09-2005

lol. Thats really funny. I like the one when it says you have to be 18 to kiss. Man that one cracked me up.

Raitro · 01-09-2005

Ha! meaning im smarter than you! and i have proof. Well you have the proof cuz you just said it! anyway for my age im very smart! *everyone claps* thank you thank you are all so kind

. anyway your also right cuz I heard there was a kid in college that had the IQ of 300! but the problem is he thinks hes a king now cuz hes smart. I will beat him whit a stick to see whos smart

TRUNKS_HUSTLER KID_AN OLD PERSON HERE · 01-10-2005

oh god that is FUNNY!!!!!!! oh geez...............lol!!!!!! i can't stop laughin!!!!

01-07-2005	#1 (permalink)
Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,671 Rep Power: 79	Kids say... These were all said by real kids. Keep that in mind. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? ( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 ( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? ( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? ( 1 ) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 ( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? ( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 ( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? ( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? ( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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.A.J.P. (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,182 Rep Power: 8	Kids say... omg! these r funny, did you make this or find it?

01-07-2005	#3 (permalink)
Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,671 Rep Power: 79	Kids say... 1 of my mom's friends found them and E-Mailed 'em to her. __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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.SSJ Goshin 4 (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 6	Kids say... lol funny stuff.Thats funny lol good find.

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.Gokujr (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 352 Rep Power: 4	Kids say... Their hilarious but theyre practically my age im not stupid like some of them

01-07-2005	#6 (permalink)
Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,671 Rep Power: 79	Kids say... Maybe not but not everyone grows up at the same rate. __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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Raitro (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Somewhere in the globe. Posts: 694 Rep Power: 18	Kids say... Heh that freddie guy wont say that went he goes to the bed . Anyway heres what i would have said on how to know if someone is married: (3)Check his hand for a ring you frikking moron! . Me! 11 . Oh yeah uhu! im smarter than gokujn! huhu oh yeah! waves his butt at gokujn just kidding. Oh and by the way lordsloth who are these kids? __________________ "I'm Molesting oxes now."

01-07-2005	#8 (permalink)
Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,671 Rep Power: 79	Kids say... I don't know who they are. Just that the things they said were funny so I figured I'd post 'em here. __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

01-07-2005	#9 (permalink)
Raitro (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Somewhere in the globe. Posts: 694 Rep Power: 18	Kids say... But where did you get the info? __________________ "I'm Molesting oxes now."

01-07-2005	#10 (permalink)
Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,671 Rep Power: 79	Kids say... My mom posted it and her friend E-mailed it to her. __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

01-09-2005	#11 (permalink)
.Supah Saiyan Fo' Vegetah Guest Posts: n/a	Kids say... lol. These are hilarious. My sister is 9, and she'd say most of those things. She's such a dork. lol.

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.Mad Skillz (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,229 Rep Power: 5	Kids say... lol. Thats really funny. I like the one when it says you have to be 18 to kiss. Man that one cracked me up.

01-09-2005	#14 (permalink)
Raitro (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Somewhere in the globe. Posts: 694 Rep Power: 18	Kids say... Ha! meaning im smarter than you! and i have proof. Well you have the proof cuz you just said it! anyway for my age im very smart! everyone claps thank you thank you are all so kind . anyway your also right cuz I heard there was a kid in college that had the IQ of 300! but the problem is he thinks hes a king now cuz hes smart. I will beat him whit a stick to see whos smart __________________ "I'm Molesting oxes now."

01-10-2005	#15 (permalink)
TRUNKS_HUSTLER KID_AN OLD PERSON HERE (15) Super Namekian Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: VA Posts: 493 Rep Power: 0	Kids say... oh god that is FUNNY!!!!!!! oh geez...............lol!!!!!! i can't stop laughin!!!!