14 things to try in a Wal Mart.

Lord_Sloth · 01-07-2005

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals.

3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your teeth.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

.A.J.P. · 01-07-2005

once again, you got more, and these r good

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals.

3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

ive done those

Lord_Sloth · 01-07-2005

QUOTE (DBG~A.J.P. @ Jan 6 2005, 10:44 PM)

once again, you got more, and these r good

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals.

3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

ive done those

???

You have?

.A.J.P. · 01-07-2005

QUOTE (Lord_Sloth @ Jan 6 2005, 10:02 PM)

QUOTE (DBG~A.J.P. @ Jan 6 2005, 10:44 PM)

once again, you got more, and these r good

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals.

3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

ive done those

???

You have?

well, something simmilar.

**LordMe** · 01-07-2005

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13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

i'm gonna try that!!! i want to see what the people do!!!

.A.J.P. · 01-07-2005

QUOTE (LordMe @ Jan 6 2005, 10:13 PM)

QUOTE

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

i'm gonna try that!!! i want to see what the people do!!!

oh just wait and see,theyll call u mental (dost ask how i know!)

Legendary Goku · 01-08-2005

lol, nice ones
I think ill try these 2..
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

.SSJ Goshin 4 · 01-08-2005

LOL!Those are good lol nice stuff you got there lol good find.

Lazlo · 01-08-2005

LMAO I've done a few of those including

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. (Then you follow them to check out and watch them try to explain)

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (don't ask)

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

.Edward Elric · 01-08-2005

LOL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOAD!!!!!

OOC: WHOMG!!! 100 Posts WOOT!!!!

.jiggyfly · 01-08-2005

i have done
14.go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait while then yell very loudly theres no toilet paper in here

.SSJ_Buu · 01-08-2005

I would try

14.go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait while then yell very loudly theres no toilet paper in here

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (don't ask)

And whats the theme song agian give me the link.

01-09-2005

I did number 1. It was hilarious. I put it in the shopping cart of a mother and her daughter. The daughter looked only 11 or 12.. lol. I got her in trouble.. and now I feel bad. Her mom said "Did you pick these up?!" and pulled her by her arm out of the store. lol. I am so evil.

.jiggyfly · 01-09-2005

thats evil you remind me of me i play mean pranks on people all the time i like playing pranks on my grandma.

01-09-2005

I'd never do anything mean to my family. lol. I was gonna do the wet floor sign one, but there are no carpeted areas in the Wal-Mart near my house that I know of.

01-07-2005	#1 (permalink)
Lord_Sloth (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Douglasville Georgia Posts: 8,671 Rep Power: 79	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals. 3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your teeth. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" __________________ Lord_Sloth's Theme Song Lord_Sloth's "ASK ME ANYTHING!!!" Go ahead, click and ask whatever you want. "You can't help it. You can't fight it. You can't accept it. You just have to leave everything related to it because you couldn't get what you chose." ~Evil Dark Knight http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

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.A.J.P. (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,182 Rep Power: 8	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. once again, you got more, and these r good 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals. 3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' ive done those

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Legendary Goku (18) Artificial Human Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: England Posts: 859 Rep Power: 5	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. lol, nice ones I think ill try these 2.. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. __________________

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.SSJ Goshin 4 (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,119 Rep Power: 6	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. LOL!Those are good lol nice stuff you got there lol good find.

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Lazlo (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Ghetto Posts: 2,462 Rep Power: 21	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. LMAO I've done a few of those including 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. (Then you follow them to check out and watch them try to explain) 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (don't ask) 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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.jiggyfly (18) Artificial Human Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 954 Rep Power: 4	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. i have done 14.go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait while then yell very loudly theres no toilet paper in here

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.SSJ_Buu (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,124 Rep Power: 7	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. I would try 14.go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait while then yell very loudly theres no toilet paper in here 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (don't ask) And whats the theme song agian give me the link.

01-09-2005	#13 (permalink)
.Supah Saiyan Fo' Vegetah Guest Posts: n/a	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. I did number 1. It was hilarious. I put it in the shopping cart of a mother and her daughter. The daughter looked only 11 or 12.. lol. I got her in trouble.. and now I feel bad. Her mom said "Did you pick these up?!" and pulled her by her arm out of the store. lol. I am so evil.

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.jiggyfly (18) Artificial Human Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 954 Rep Power: 4	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. thats evil you remind me of me i play mean pranks on people all the time i like playing pranks on my grandma.

01-09-2005	#15 (permalink)
.Supah Saiyan Fo' Vegetah Guest Posts: n/a	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. I'd never do anything mean to my family. lol. I was gonna do the wet floor sign one, but there are no carpeted areas in the Wal-Mart near my house that I know of.