14 things to try in a Wal Mart. - Page 3

.Edward Elric · 01-12-2005

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. Done

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals. Done

3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. Done he said aw crap not another spill.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Done

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Done

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. Done

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Done

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your teeth. Done

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Not Done

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Done and it was damn funny too.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Not Done

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" Done

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" Done

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Done

.GreenTea · 01-12-2005

Bravo! Well, Walmart doesn't exist over here, but here's some things you may want to try in your local toystore.

Escalator races. Was fun, but dangerous.

Putting all the stuffed animals in prams. Did it, staff saw, staff didn't care.

Form a rock band with toy instruments. Man was that loud.

Oh, and remember kids, your local supermarket is just the place to sing your little heart out!

.Racing992 · 01-12-2005

Yea are Fun 14 things to try in a Wal Mart.
Bravo!!!!!!

ssj5 napa · 01-15-2005

hahaha i would do the one where you yell "no toilet paper!!" and the condom one. I like shaking up all the pop bottles in the grocery aisle. lol Once i was with my sister and we were at toys are us, and we were hyper i guess. So she was chasing me on one of the scooters or something, and we had a race. Then she found this stupid giant pencil and we had a sword fighg. But we stopped when some women gave us the most revolting look ever.

Legendary Goku · 01-15-2005

we don;t call it Wall Mart in the UK we call it ASDA

Oh yea, and I did the comdom one. Dam that was funny!

01-16-2005

QUOTE (GreenTea @ Jan 11 2005, 04:42 PM)

Escalator races. Was fun, but dangerous.

i do escalator races cept i just run down yelling
"what the hell am i sposed to do!"

another thing you can do is bump into a mannequin and say "oh i'm so sorry sir i promise i'll look where i'm going"

Lord_Sloth · 01-17-2005

QUOTE (SSJ5 Napa @ Jan 15 2005, 02:58 AM)

hahaha i would do the one where you yell "no toilet paper!!" and the condom one. I like shaking up all the pop bottles in the grocery aisle. lol Once i was with my sister and we were at toys are us, and we were hyper i guess. So she was chasing me on one of the scooters or something, and we had a race. Then she found this stupid giant pencil and we had a sword fighg. But we stopped when some women gave us the most revolting look ever.

So flip her off and go back to playing. lol

01-17-2005

OR STAB HER WITH THE PENCIL!!! MUAHAHHAHAHA!

nah thats mean

Lord_Sloth · 01-17-2005

But stabbing her with a pencil would get you a free ride in a police car!

.GreenTea · 01-18-2005

Yes, and that would be fun, but it would mess up your pretty pencil. New idea! Start a fan-club for your favourite staff member in a shop! Done and done!

Sam for El Presidente!

.Turtle_Hermit · 01-24-2005

QUOTE (Lord_Sloth @ Jan 7 2005, 02:12 AM)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

dear god that would be mean. ^^^^ i'm gonna try that at wal-mart though. hehehe...

ninja wolf · 01-24-2005

I got a few: 1) At halloween time go there (if yours is open 24 hours late at night). Then go to the costume department and pick up a loose were wolf mask and Dracula cape (just bring them if you already have them) put them on and run through the store yelling "I am the mighty Were Dracula! Fear Me!" as loud as you can (new lines optional) and bite some people.
Ex.1: Do it naked!
Ex.1.5:If doing Ex.1 eat lots of chease before hand to m ake yourself constipated. Repeatedly stop to try nad crap.
EX.2:Flip people of while doing it.
EX.3: At the end go to the exit run around in a circle 3 times and then zoom out the exit setting off the alarm.
EX.4:Have a friend come with you with a CD player playing as loud as it will go Ozzy Osbournes "Bark At the Moon"
2) Go into the family bath room (a bathroom for men and women) with a box of condoms. (can also be done in fitting room).

01-12-2005	#31 (permalink)
.Edward Elric (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 202 Rep Power: 4	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. Done 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals. Done 3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. Done he said aw crap not another spill. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Done 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Done 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. Done 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Done 8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your teeth. Done 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Not Done 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Done and it was damn funny too. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Not Done 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" Done 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" Done 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Done

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.GreenTea (8) Saiyan Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 79 Rep Power: 4	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. Bravo! Well, Walmart doesn't exist over here, but here's some things you may want to try in your local toystore. Escalator races. Was fun, but dangerous. Putting all the stuffed animals in prams. Did it, staff saw, staff didn't care. Form a rock band with toy instruments. Man was that loud. Oh, and remember kids, your local supermarket is just the place to sing your little heart out!

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.Racing992 (6) Disciple of Kami Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56 Rep Power: 4	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. Yea are Fun 14 things to try in a Wal Mart. Bravo!!!!!!

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ssj5 napa (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,111 Rep Power: 6	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. hahaha i would do the one where you yell "no toilet paper!!" and the condom one. I like shaking up all the pop bottles in the grocery aisle. lol Once i was with my sister and we were at toys are us, and we were hyper i guess. So she was chasing me on one of the scooters or something, and we had a race. Then she found this stupid giant pencil and we had a sword fighg. But we stopped when some women gave us the most revolting look ever. __________________

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01-17-2005	#38 (permalink)
.ssj4_gotenks Guest Posts: n/a	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. OR STAB HER WITH THE PENCIL!!! MUAHAHHAHAHA! nah thats mean

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.GreenTea (8) Saiyan Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 79 Rep Power: 4	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. Yes, and that would be fun, but it would mess up your pretty pencil. New idea! Start a fan-club for your favourite staff member in a shop! Done and done! Sam for El Presidente!

01-24-2005	#42 (permalink)
ninja wolf (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 206 Rep Power: 4	14 things to try in a Wal Mart. I got a few: 1) At halloween time go there (if yours is open 24 hours late at night). Then go to the costume department and pick up a loose were wolf mask and Dracula cape (just bring them if you already have them) put them on and run through the store yelling "I am the mighty Were Dracula! Fear Me!" as loud as you can (new lines optional) and bite some people. Ex.1: Do it naked! Ex.1.5:If doing Ex.1 eat lots of chease before hand to m ake yourself constipated. Repeatedly stop to try nad crap. EX.2:Flip people of while doing it. EX.3: At the end go to the exit run around in a circle 3 times and then zoom out the exit setting off the alarm. EX.4:Have a friend come with you with a CD player playing as loud as it will go Ozzy Osbournes "Bark At the Moon" 2) Go into the family bath room (a bathroom for men and women) with a box of condoms. (can also be done in fitting room).