.SSJ Goshin 4

LOLOLOLO LOOK READ IT ALLLLLLLL!

<That annoying Olympic music plays in the background as the announcer speaks>

Announcer: "You've tuned in to the Dragon Ball Olympics: 2000! And now, here is your master of ceremonies, arriving by jet plane right now!"



Announcer: "The MC for the Olympics is none other than the man who won the most gold medals last year....."


Announcer: "....MISTER SATAN!!!!'

Mr. Satan: "OHOHOHOHOHO! The World Champion and master Olympian has arrived! Now, let us begin the Parade of Nations!"


Mr. Satan: "Well, we only have one nation represented. All the other countries dropped out when they saw who would be competing. Team Japan! As you can see, this year we have a circus theme!"

Z-Gang: "Yeahhh, woohoo! We're #1, we're #1!"

Mr. Satan: "Leading the team is Captain Son Goku! He's the doofus riding on the first car of the train."

Goku: "I'm the conductor of the train! Wheeee! *blows the horn*"


Mr. Satan: "There you have it! The, uh..rather short Parade of Nations. Right now, we're about to go into the torch lighting ceremony, but first, here's a short documentary about how the Olympic Committee decided who would have the coveted job of actually lighting the torch."


<cut to video tape of the Olympic Committee>

Trunks: "As you all know, we're doing an elaborate torch lighting ceremony this year."

Gohan: "Meaning, whoever lights the thing will be getting involved in something that could be potentially deadly."

Piccolo: "So.....that means...."

Goku: "...we should find someone useless and expendable to light the torch, just in case something bad happens! I know just the person!"


Goku: "Yoohoo, Goten! Come over here! How would you like to light the torch at the DBZ Olympics?"

Goten: "WHAT, you want ME to do it!? What an honor, dad! Thank you so much! I'd be happy to do it!"

Trunks, Gohan and Piccolo: "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe...."

Goten: "What are you guys laughing at?"


<end of video tape>

Mr. Satan: "And now, Son Goten shall light the torch! The idea is that he'll ride this bus up the ramp, and then light the big golden Goku statue."

Goten: *gulp* "Umm...how come I only found out the method of lighting this thing NOW?! I've changed my mind! I don't wanna do it!"

Mr. Satan: "But think of your country, your pride...and all the hot babes you'll score if you do it!"

Goten: "Hey...that's right! Ok! In the name of cute chicks everywhere, I shall light the torch!"


Mr. Satan: "Alrighty, launch the bus!"

<the bus goes flying, and hurls Goten towards the statue>

Goten: "You $@#!$@$@#%^#$@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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begin No-Budget Special Effects>

Mr. Satan: "He did it! The torch has been lit! What a beautiful sight!"

Goten: "I'm burning, BURNING!!! Oh the humanity!!! My gorgeous bod is now tarnished!"

Audience: "Ooohhhhhhh!! Aaaahhhh......"

Mr. Satan: "With the lighting of the Olympic torch....LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!"

Part 2 soon.

.SSJ Goshin 4

Opps sorry bout post!

.Yajirobi

That was funny lmao

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Mr. Satan: "Time for the first event: Swimming! In our first round, Trunks edged out Chibi Goku. The next round is beginning right now."


Mr. Satan: "It's the Great Saiyaman vs. Chibi Trunks! Ohh, this could be a close one!"

Chibi Trunks: *spits* "Blah, blah! Is it just me, or does this water taste like bath water?"

Mr. Satan: "And they're off!"


Mr. Satan: "It's over! Great Saiyaman swims away with winning Round 2!"

Great Saiyaman *singing*: "I am the champion!"

Mr. Satan: "No, I am the champion, remember!? Geez....now, it's time for the Finals in swimming..."


Mr. Satan: "Our finalists, Trunks and Great Saiyaman, will go at it to see who will take home the gold!"


Mr. Satan: "What a stupendeous bout! They're neck and neck! But what is THIS!!! Something is.....emerging from the swimming area! OH MY GOD! It's the......LOCK NESS BUBBA!!!! Look out, guys!"

Trunks and Great Saiyaman: "Crap!"



Mr. Satan: "Good lord, it's too late! The Lock Ness Bubba has already eaten Great Saiyaman! It looks like Trunks is next! What a disaster! Quick, someone cut to Weight Lifting!"

<camera men switch to the Weight Lifting competition>


Mr. Satan: "Sorry about that weird commotion, folks. Let us watch the Weight Lifting competition, already in progress. Huh, what's going on!? Majin Buu is washing Vegeta!"

Buu: "Scrub scrub scrub! Bubbles bubbles bubbles! You are now squeaky clean, Vegeta!"

Vegeta: "Let me GO, you scary ass pink pillow man!"

Mr. Satan: "What do you think you're doing, Buu?"

Buu: "Satan, I thought this contest was called the 'Cleaning Jerk'. I'm cleaning the jerk, Vegeta! See?"

Mr. Satam *slaps self*: "That's 'CLEAN AND JERK', you moron! It's a style of weight lifting!"

Buu: "Ooohhh...sorry."

<end bad pun here>


Buu: "Heaaaaave ho!"

Mr. Satan: "Now that Buu has recified his mistake, he has easily won the Weight Lifting competition! Great job!"



Mr. Satan: "We now move on to the highly difficult event, Power Ups. This fight is between 3 of the best Power Up-ers in the world, Cell, Goku, and Piccolo. Rumor has it that Cell has a good chance of winning. Let's see what happens."

All Three: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Mr. Satan: "Wow! What mighty screaming! Can't you just feel the power in this place?! Those guys are going nuts! Goku is powering up so hard, it almost sounds as if he's constipated. Hey...what's that I see in the arena?"


Audience: "EWWWW!!"

Mr. Satan: "My my, HERE is a first! It would appear that Goku really WAS constipated!.......and he left a little 'present' in the area."

Piccolo and Cell: "AAGG, gross! Goku, you stink! Really!"

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Cell and Piccolo: "We forfeit!"

Mr. Satan: "The smell has gotten so bad that it looks like the other two Olympic hopefuls have quit this event! Goku wins by default!"

Goku: *scratches head* "Hehehehe! 'Twernt nothing!" *faints from the bad smell*

part 3 soon......

.A.J.P.

OMG!!!!! the olympics! did you make this?

.gogeta the super fusion

Cool pictures of the toys!!111!!! Buu was funny!!!!!! Buu: clean the Jerk!!!!

.Yajirobi

Oh man, Just waiting for the next part.
ROFL

.BananaMan

That's really funny the Goku constipation one is hilarious and weird but still funny!

.A.J.P.

QUOTE (ss4_mystic_legacy @ Nov 15 2004, 06:50 PM)

That's really funny the Goku constipation one is hilarious and weird but still funny!

i still wonder who made it but yeah, it is weird

.DB_DBZ_DBGT_V3.0

This is coool!! And funnyyyy

.SSJ Goshin 4

Take a wild guess at who made it!

Mr. Satan: "Hmm, this has been one weird Olympiad, wouldn't you say? Time to go check out the next game. This is the first time this event has been seen in any Olympics: The Short-Put. The object of this event is to get a short person and see who can throw him or her the furthest. First up, Mirai Trunks."

Pan: *swoon* "Oh Trunks! How I've waited for the day that you'd hold me in your arms!"

Trunks: "I'm........sorry."

Pan: "For what?"


Trunks: *grabs Pan by the ankle* "For...THIS! Hiyaaaaa!"

Pan: "Accckkk! I knew it was too good to be true! Goodbye, my love!"

<splat>

Mr. Satan: "That looked painful. But Trunks did a good job! It could be a tough throw to beat! Next up is Gohan!"


Gohan: "Father, forgive me."

Chibi Goku: "It's ok! It's all for the good of becoming stronger, right?"

Gohan: "errr.......right."


Gohan: "Heave-ho!"

Mr. Satan: "Ohhhhh...that was good, but not quite good enough. The only one left who can possibly beat Trunks's throw is...."

Mr. Satan: "...Vegeta! Hmmm, a short fry is throwing a short fry, yuk yuk. It looks like he'll be using Krillin in this event."

Krillin: "Why me?"

Vegeta: "Because your head will cut through the air like butter. Now shut up, and let me throw you."


Mr. Satan: "HOLY CHEESE, look at that bald man FLY! Vegeta has made a new world record with that toss! Vegeta wins the gold!"

Part4 soon

links

I would say you made it, but in the last picture on your first post ( I think it's the last) where the bush is being push, the nails make it obvious that's a girls hand, unless you're a girl which I'm doubting.

.ss4_brolly

i think u made it