Sharky

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Anonymous

Here's some more "yo` momma" jokes to gawk at. Don't respond to me with your opinion, because I don't care.

Yo' momma is so fat, she has more Chins than a China Town Phonebook.

Yo' momma is so fat, she poured a cup of water in the bath tub, sat in it, and it overflowed.

Yo' momma is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo' momma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo' momma is so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Yo' momma is so hairy, she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo' momma is so hair, she can make twisties with her eyebrows.

Yo' momma is so fat, when she puts on a red shirt and goes outside kids run after her yelling, "Kool-Aid! Kool-Aid!"

Yo' momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store, and starved to death.

Yo' momma is so fat, when she puts on a yellow shirt and walks outside, businessmen run after her yelling, "Taxi! Taxi!"

Yo' momma is so stupid, when God said, "Let there be light!" she hit the switch.

Yo' momma is so stupid, she stared at an Orange Juice box for an hour because it said, "Concentrate."

Yo' momma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo' momma is so fat, her belt size is "equator."

Yo' momma is so poor, she got her house from the Cracker Jack box.

My mistake, yo' momma is so poor, her house -IS- the Cracker Jack box.

Yo' momma is so poor, when somebody flicked away a cigarette butt she ran over and goes, "Clap ya hands! Stomp ya feet! Praise the Lord! We got heat!"

That should be enough to tickle your funny bone a small bit. I'm also pretty sure there's only a few jokes left, so there won't be anymore incidents where people are being shot down because of posting a joke about it.

.canthinkofgoodname73-3

You watch Fresh Prince too?

Anonymous

.. How is that relevant to anything? o_O

Superior

QUOTE (canthinkofgoodname73-3 @ Sep 27 2004, 09:24 PM)

You watch Fresh Prince too?

I'd have to agree with Twitch on this one. How does that have anything to do with yo mama jokes, canthinkofgoodname73-3?

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.A.J.P.

im gonna make one up...
"you mamas so big, she had to live on saturn

.Grant

I got one your moma is so fat when she walked backwards somone said bbbep

.A.J.P.

QUOTE (Grant @ Sep 28 2004, 02:59 PM)

I got one your moma is so fat when she walked backwards somone said bbbep

???

Superior

You don't get it A.J.P.? The thing is most big things beep when they back up but she didn't so someone else beeped for her!

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.A.J.P.

oo i getcha now!!! its not very funny!

.canthinkofgoodname73-3

Most of em are off Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

.San-Gokuo

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

.yellowhairedguy21

your mama's so fat, she blocks the sunlight.

.yellowhairedguy21

Your mama's so fat, the only time she gets exercise is when she hears the ice cream truck music.

Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

.nasuko

oh oh i got one your mamma's so fat she fills up the tub then she turns on the water

and another

your mamma's like a buble gum machine 5 cents a blow lol