Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 12

Iversonite · 08-26-2005

Yo momma is so ugly that they roll her face in cookie dough to make Halloween cookies.

Yo momma is short she has to ride a Big Wheel to work.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, they wanted her to be on a Chia pet commercial.

Yo momma's chest is so hairy, you had a full beared after nursing.

Yo momma is so hairy that she had to go into labor in a barber shop.

Yo momma is so fat you can smack her ass and ride the waves.

Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb out a window to see what was outside.

Akatsuki_Encore · 08-27-2005

Yo' momma is so fat that she needs a cruiseship to carry her out of the waters.

.sango5546 · 08-27-2005

your mama so fat she made thomas the train come up with i think i can i think i can i think i can going downhill...

Akatsuki_Encore · 08-27-2005

Yo' momma is so poor that she begged money from the beggers. I know, bad.

Gangsta SabZ · 08-27-2005

Yo momma's so cruel, she put a blind man in a circle room and said "the door's in the corner"

.ChibiGoku · 08-27-2005

yo mama so fat when she bend down i see the crack of dawn

.Ironic world · 08-29-2005

Yo mama is so fat, when she turns around she wipes out half of the worlds population.

haha

Akatsuki_Encore · 08-29-2005

Gangsta, that was hilarious. Omg, I can't belive how cruel that mom would be.

.ChibiGoku · 08-31-2005

yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out

.V3geta · 09-01-2005

yo mamma so fat i walked around her twice and got lost

yo mamma so dumb she got locked in bathroom and wet herself

yo mamma so dumb she got locked in food lion and she starved to death

yo mamma SO DUMB she threw a rock at the ground and she missed

.ChibiGoku · 09-02-2005

yo mama so poor, when someone rang the doorbell, she stuck her head out the window and yelled "ding-dong"

yo mama so fat, when we gave her a come back soon party, she turned around and we gave her a welcome back party

.DBZ Goten · 09-03-2005

Yo mamas so fat that she put on a blue raincoat and jumped out an airplain and every one said: LOOK THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!

yo mamas so stupid she called 911 to order a pizza

yo mamas so cruel she went to a funeral and sang CELABRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!

yo mamas so fat she puts out forest fires by sitin' on 'em

yo mamas so poor when i walked in the front door i was walkn' out the back

yo mamas so stupid she thought president bush was a plant

yo mamas so stupid she called you at school to ask if she could go to the bathroom

that's all i got. might not be funny but i did my best

Nirvana Phoenix · 09-03-2005

Sorry if this has been dome
Your Mama's so fat she fell over in 9th street and ended up in 21st.

.ChibiGoku · 09-06-2005

yo mama so stupid, when she got locked in a supermarket, she starved to death

yo mama so stupid, when she got locked in sleepy's, she slept on the floor

yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they spread a blanket over the ocean

yo mama so poor, when i threw away two pennies, she said "Give me back my family's lifesavings.

08-26-2005	#166 (permalink)
Iversonite (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnstown, PA Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 6	More yo' momma jokes. Yo momma is so ugly that they roll her face in cookie dough to make Halloween cookies. Yo momma is short she has to ride a Big Wheel to work. Yo momma's chest is so hairy, they wanted her to be on a Chia pet commercial. Yo momma's chest is so hairy, you had a full beared after nursing. Yo momma is so hairy that she had to go into labor in a barber shop. Yo momma is so fat you can smack her ass and ride the waves. Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb out a window to see what was outside. __________________ "I go out there on the court, and when you see me, you see me in games? You see me give 110% out there when it really matters? Ok then, what's the big deal with practice? We talkin' about practice here man. We talkin' about practice." - Allen Iverson

08-27-2005	#167 (permalink)
Akatsuki_Encore (28) Lord of Worlds Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 7,321 Rep Power: 11	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma is so fat that she needs a cruiseship to carry her out of the waters.

08-27-2005	#168 (permalink)
.sango5546 (9) Namekian Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 106 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. your mama so fat she made thomas the train come up with i think i can i think i can i think i can going downhill...

08-27-2005	#169 (permalink)
Akatsuki_Encore (28) Lord of Worlds Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 7,321 Rep Power: 11	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma is so poor that she begged money from the beggers. I know, bad.

08-27-2005	#170 (permalink)
Gangsta SabZ (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 2,609 Rep Power: 8	More yo' momma jokes. Yo momma's so cruel, she put a blind man in a circle room and said "the door's in the corner"

08-27-2005	#171 (permalink)
.ChibiGoku (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 192 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mama so fat when she bend down i see the crack of dawn

08-29-2005	#172 (permalink)
.Ironic world (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 237 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama is so fat, when she turns around she wipes out half of the worlds population. haha

08-29-2005	#173 (permalink)
Akatsuki_Encore (28) Lord of Worlds Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 7,321 Rep Power: 11	More yo' momma jokes. Gangsta, that was hilarious. Omg, I can't belive how cruel that mom would be.

08-31-2005	#174 (permalink)
.ChibiGoku (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 192 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out

09-01-2005	#175 (permalink)
.V3geta (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 162 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mamma so fat i walked around her twice and got lost yo mamma so dumb she got locked in bathroom and wet herself yo mamma so dumb she got locked in food lion and she starved to death yo mamma SO DUMB she threw a rock at the ground and she missed

09-02-2005	#176 (permalink)
.ChibiGoku (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 192 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mama so poor, when someone rang the doorbell, she stuck her head out the window and yelled "ding-dong" yo mama so fat, when we gave her a come back soon party, she turned around and we gave her a welcome back party

09-03-2005	#177 (permalink)
.DBZ Goten (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,186 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mamas so fat that she put on a blue raincoat and jumped out an airplain and every one said: LOOK THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!! yo mamas so stupid she called 911 to order a pizza yo mamas so cruel she went to a funeral and sang CELABRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!! yo mamas so fat she puts out forest fires by sitin' on 'em yo mamas so poor when i walked in the front door i was walkn' out the back yo mamas so stupid she thought president bush was a plant yo mamas so stupid she called you at school to ask if she could go to the bathroom that's all i got. might not be funny but i did my best

09-03-2005	#178 (permalink)
Nirvana Phoenix (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wales Posts: 376 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Sorry if this has been dome Your Mama's so fat she fell over in 9th street and ended up in 21st. __________________ Audio from the DBZ Movies UK Dub! You thought FUNimation was bad!

09-06-2005	#179 (permalink)
.ChibiGoku (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 192 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mama so stupid, when she got locked in a supermarket, she starved to death yo mama so stupid, when she got locked in sleepy's, she slept on the floor yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they spread a blanket over the ocean yo mama so poor, when i threw away two pennies, she said "Give me back my family's lifesavings.