Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 9

Chilli · 06-19-2005

your ma's so fat she's on both sides of the family

.Psychotic · 06-20-2005

Your momma so dum she Traded her car for petrol money.

Blaze Kidd · 06-20-2005

Your momma is so poor she dropped a nickle and she said get off my pay check.

Your momma is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family."

Your momma is so fat that when she put on a rain coat, people yelled "Taxi."

.Psychotic · 06-22-2005

Your momma is so dum she got lock in a supermarket and starf to death.

.GREG xXx · 06-23-2005

LOL wetting my self here.

yo ma's so fat evan her shadows got stretch marks.

The Strike · 06-23-2005

ur mama so fat when i pushed her of the Grand Canyon she just bounced back up

**Shirogetsu** · 06-23-2005

Your momma is so fat everytime she turns around it is her birthday.

links · 06-24-2005

These may have been said already but I heard them on TV yesterday

Yo' momma is so fat when she got hit by a truck she yelled "Stop throwing rocks at me"

and

Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow when she opens her mouth on the road all the cars start slowing down

**Crayne** · 06-24-2005

Yo' momma's so fat, that when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean, all the water was splashed to the land, leaving nothing to the sea, but yo' momma.

.Psychotic · 06-24-2005

Your momma Is so dump she got locked In a toilet and peed her self.

The Strike · 06-25-2005

Your mama is so fat when she bought a fur coat a whole species became extinct!!

Gangsta SabZ · 06-25-2005

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator

**Shirogetsu** · 06-25-2005

Your ma's so thick she tried to drown a fish.

The Strike · 06-25-2005

your mama so fat when she went on an airplane they had to charge her an extra 1,000,000 dollars for extra baggage

**Raven** · 06-27-2005

Okay, I made this up!
Yo mamma so fat, she tasted one of the gold fish.

06-19-2005	#121 (permalink)
Chilli (16) Master of Kaio-ken Join Date: May 2004 Location: England Posts: 529 Rep Power: 8	More yo' momma jokes. your ma's so fat she's on both sides of the family

06-20-2005	#122 (permalink)
.Psychotic (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 169 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma so dum she Traded her car for petrol money.

06-20-2005	#123 (permalink)
Blaze Kidd (5) Crane School Disciple Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma is so poor she dropped a nickle and she said get off my pay check. Your momma is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family." Your momma is so fat that when she put on a rain coat, people yelled "Taxi."

06-22-2005	#124 (permalink)
.Psychotic (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 169 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma is so dum she got lock in a supermarket and starf to death.

06-23-2005	#125 (permalink)
.GREG xXx (4) Turtle School Disciple Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. LOL wetting my self here. yo ma's so fat evan her shadows got stretch marks.

06-23-2005	#126 (permalink)
The Strike (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 372 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. ur mama so fat when i pushed her of the Grand Canyon she just bounced back up __________________ apples and potatos make a great combo :p?????????

06-23-2005	#127 (permalink)
Shirogetsu I like the eye patch. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Land of Rain Posts: 8,751 Blog Entries: 13 Rep Power: 162	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma is so fat everytime she turns around it is her birthday. __________________ NO WAI Turoru no Hibi is coming, you'll see.

06-24-2005	#128 (permalink)
links (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 737 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. These may have been said already but I heard them on TV yesterday Yo' momma is so fat when she got hit by a truck she yelled "Stop throwing rocks at me" and Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow when she opens her mouth on the road all the cars start slowing down

06-24-2005	#129 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma's so fat, that when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean, all the water was splashed to the land, leaving nothing to the sea, but yo' momma. __________________ NO WAI

06-24-2005	#130 (permalink)
.Psychotic (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 169 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma Is so dump she got locked In a toilet and peed her self.

06-25-2005	#131 (permalink)
The Strike (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 372 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your mama is so fat when she bought a fur coat a whole species became extinct!! __________________ apples and potatos make a great combo :p?????????

06-25-2005	#132 (permalink)
Gangsta SabZ (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 2,613 Rep Power: 8	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator

06-25-2005	#133 (permalink)
Shirogetsu I like the eye patch. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Land of Rain Posts: 8,751 Blog Entries: 13 Rep Power: 162	More yo' momma jokes. Your ma's so thick she tried to drown a fish. __________________ NO WAI Turoru no Hibi is coming, you'll see.

06-25-2005	#134 (permalink)
The Strike (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 372 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. your mama so fat when she went on an airplane they had to charge her an extra 1,000,000 dollars for extra baggage __________________ apples and potatos make a great combo :p?????????

06-27-2005	#135 (permalink)
Raven Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,899 Rep Power: 28	More yo' momma jokes. Okay, I made this up! Yo mamma so fat, she tasted one of the gold fish. __________________ Favorite Quotes: "Everyone dies, it's a natural part of life. But if your life has no meaning you're already dead." -Wolf's Rain, Kiba "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -Fullmetal Alchemist, Alphonse Elric "It's not what folks say...it's what you answer to." -Madea Movie, Madea "Deploying resilience is more important than being a prodigy." -Life, Me