Chilli

your ma's so ugly she makes onions cry.
your ma's so fat that when i was f*cking her i burnt me ass on the light bulb
your ma's so ugly that when she went the zoo, everyone thought she was a shaved gorilla
your ma's so fat she went on a pair of electronic scales and and they said "only one person at a time please!"
your ma's so fat she went on a pair of scales and her mobile nimber come up
your ma is that damn stupid she swaped her car for petrol
your ma's that stupid she got locked in a bed factory and slept on the floor
your ma's that stupid she sat on the telly on watched the couch
your ma's that stupid she tried to blow up a car and burnt her lips on the exhaust

sorry if these jokes have been used b4 cos am new here. av got loads more, i'll post them if i remember.

Chilli

your ma's arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she has bob marley in a headlook
if your ma ran down the street in a yellow coat, everyone would think she was a bus
your ma's that fay, a lorry tried to swerve round her and ran out of petrol

Blazequest

Yo Momma is so stupid she went up to you and said a Yo Momma joke. (sorry if this was said)

Crayne

Yo' momma's so dumb, that she thought that eating s**t was ok.

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Chilli

yo' mamas so dumb she cant eat soup(cant get it to stay on the fork

dragontigerviper

jo mamma so dumb she thought country music was the national anthem

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Chilli

your mama's lke the local pool, everyones had a dip

Crayne

Yo' momma's so fat, that she needs a skyscraper to scratch her itching back.

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.Psychotic

Your momma is so fat she put a yellow rain coat on and paople was shouting !!TAXI!!

Crayne

Yo' momma's so fat, that the Titanic hit her, instead of an iceburg, and sank.

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.piccolos lls

Yo mama''''''''s so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.

Sub Zero

Yo mommas so fat, shes just so damn fat i have nothing to compare her with

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.Shadow Knight

Your moma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mom.
Your moma's so fat that she had to be baptised at Sea World.

Crazy Sunshine Hikaru

I have a couple...

Yo mama so fat when she got into a horse-drawn carriage on her wedding, the horse turned around and said, "This is some bulls--t."

Yo mama so fat when she stepped onto a talking scale it said "Whatthef--k!"

I dunno if these exact ones have been used, but they crack me up.

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I may be a liar AND a basketcase, but you're ugly >=(

.Soren Virotio

What does your mother and a doorknob have in common? Everybody gets a turn!