Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 7

**Crayne** · 05-12-2005

Yo' momma's so annoying, that when she was sleeping, people were hoping that she had died.

Sub Zero · 05-13-2005

Yo' mommas so fat i ran round her and got lost

Yo' mommas so trampy when the dustbin lorry drove away she ran after it sayin' "Wait i still got ma shoppn' list"

.Vipermax5 · 05-21-2005

Here are a few
Yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and arrested her for mooning.

Yo momm is so fat the she went swimming into the ocean and the French claimed her as a new continent.

**Shirogetsu** · 05-21-2005

((Im not sure if yo have had this one))

Your mama is so thick she tried to drown a fish

Your mama is so thick she looked herself in a toilet and pissed herself

Your mama is so fat the tide wont even take her out

Your mama is so fat she uses a torpedo as a vibrator

**Crayne** · 05-22-2005

Yo' momma's so fat, that she can't lean on a desk without breaking it.

Sub Zero · 05-24-2005

Yo mommas so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo mommas so fat she made the grand canyon and 5 minites later she got stuck in it.

Peep · 05-24-2005

yo mammas so fat that when she gets on the bus the driver charges her for 2 seats

Sub Zero · 05-24-2005

Yo mommas so fat when god said let there be light she lay down

dragontigerviper · 05-24-2005

your mamma's so fat cell got full and had to stop eating halfway through her absorbtion

.ss4gokushenron · 05-24-2005

Yo mommas so fat she has more chins then the chinese phonebook

.Demonic_Kid_Buu · 05-24-2005

Yo mommas so poor she has to go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Hawkesy · 05-24-2005

yo momma so fat they arrested her for causing the Asian Tsunami when she went diving

**SS2 Vegeto** · 05-25-2005

Your, momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Your mamma's so dumb, she tried to put MMs in alphabetical orer.

Your mamma's *ss is so fat, it takes five men to find the hole.

**Crayne** · 05-25-2005

Yo' momma's so fat, that they thought her toe was a bowling ball.

.ss4gokushenron · 05-26-2005

Yo mamma's a** is so big when she sits down she is 3 feet taller.

05-12-2005	#91 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma's so annoying, that when she was sleeping, people were hoping that she had died. __________________ NO WAI

05-13-2005	#92 (permalink)
Sub Zero (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Engalnd Posts: 167 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' mommas so fat i ran round her and got lost Yo' mommas so trampy when the dustbin lorry drove away she ran after it sayin' "Wait i still got ma shoppn' list" __________________

05-21-2005	#93 (permalink)
.Vipermax5 (5) Crane School Disciple Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Here are a few Yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and arrested her for mooning. Yo momm is so fat the she went swimming into the ocean and the French claimed her as a new continent.

05-21-2005	#94 (permalink)
Shirogetsu I like the eye patch. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Land of Rain Posts: 8,751 Blog Entries: 13 Rep Power: 162	More yo' momma jokes. ((Im not sure if yo have had this one)) Your mama is so thick she tried to drown a fish Your mama is so thick she looked herself in a toilet and pissed herself Your mama is so fat the tide wont even take her out Your mama is so fat she uses a torpedo as a vibrator __________________ NO WAI Turoru no Hibi is coming, you'll see.

05-22-2005	#95 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma's so fat, that she can't lean on a desk without breaking it. __________________ NO WAI

05-24-2005	#96 (permalink)
Sub Zero (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Engalnd Posts: 167 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mommas so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure. Yo mommas so fat she made the grand canyon and 5 minites later she got stuck in it. __________________

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05-24-2005	#98 (permalink)
Sub Zero (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Engalnd Posts: 167 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mommas so fat when god said let there be light she lay down __________________

05-24-2005	#100 (permalink)
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05-24-2005	#101 (permalink)
.Demonic_Kid_Buu (5) Crane School Disciple Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mommas so poor she has to go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

05-24-2005	#102 (permalink)
Hawkesy Bleach Ranked (19) Privaron Espada Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 1,031 Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 61	More yo' momma jokes. yo momma so fat they arrested her for causing the Asian Tsunami when she went diving __________________ Go Read Madness' NaNoWriMo entry. NOW! its pretty damn good.

05-25-2005	#103 (permalink)
SS2 Vegeto Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In God's Hands Posts: 9,396 Rep Power: 37	More yo' momma jokes. Your, momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. Your mamma's so dumb, she tried to put MMs in alphabetical orer. Your mamma's *ss is so fat, it takes five men to find the hole. __________________

05-25-2005	#104 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma's so fat, that they thought her toe was a bowling ball. __________________ NO WAI

05-26-2005	#105 (permalink)
.ss4gokushenron (12) Saiyan Prince Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 214 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mamma's a** is so big when she sits down she is 3 feet taller.