Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 6

**Crayne** · 04-20-2005

Yo' momma's so bald, tht they thought her head was a bowling ball!

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Yo' momma's so ugly, that her existence alone breaks mirrors!

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Yo' momma's so fat, that if she farted, there would be another war, for someone using chemical weapons.

.Dubai · 04-20-2005

you mum is short

**Crayne** · 04-21-2005

Yo' momma's so big and hairy, that when she went to a public place, everyone screamed: ''AHHHH! A YETI!!!''

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Yo' momma's so ugly, that people would prefer a date with a shark, instead of her.

.Dubai · 04-21-2005

your mum so short she needs ladder to pick up £1

your mum is 1 leg prostute who hops and say 2P a go

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 05-03-2005

Yo mamma's so hairy that she's mistaken for Bigfoot's mom!

Yo mamma's so fat that she make a better wrecking ball!

Yo mamma's so ugly that her picture is found on uglypeople.com!

dragontigerviper · 05-03-2005

yo mommas so fat when she hauls @$$ she has to make two trips

yo mammas so fat she fell in love and broke it.

.Shanks · 05-04-2005

Hey...I got one:
Yo mamma's so stupid when she sits on the toilet she opens the door, so no one can look through the keyhole.

.Vegeta_bebi© · 05-04-2005

To quote hank hill:

"Your momma's so fat that it effects her self-esteem."

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 05-04-2005

Yo mamma's so fat that when she in her cars, the tires suffered a blow out!

Yo mamma's so big that her bed is bigger than any bed ever seen.

.DbZ RulEZ · 05-04-2005

Yo momma so fat she bent over and started sellin crack.(LOL)

.Multi-coloured Super Sayans · 05-06-2005

yo momma's so fat she put on a white coat and rolled down the hill and everyone cried 'AVALANCHE'

**Crayne** · 05-07-2005

Yo' momma's so ugly, that people's eyes melt if they see her.

.gokusucks · 05-08-2005

Yo' mamma's so fat, I walked half way around her and got lost

dragontigerviper · 05-08-2005

jo mamma's so fat, we're inside her right now!

.Paradoxal Axiom · 05-11-2005

your mamma's so old she ows money to jesus....

04-20-2005	#76 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma's so bald, tht they thought her head was a bowling ball! ---------------------- Yo' momma's so ugly, that her existence alone breaks mirrors! ---------------------- Yo' momma's so fat, that if she farted, there would be another war, for someone using chemical weapons. __________________ NO WAI

04-20-2005	#77 (permalink)
.Dubai (3) Champion of Justice Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. you mum is short

04-21-2005	#78 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma's so big and hairy, that when she went to a public place, everyone screamed: ''AHHHH! A YETI!!!'' --------------------------------------- Yo' momma's so ugly, that people would prefer a date with a shark, instead of her. __________________ NO WAI

04-21-2005	#79 (permalink)
.Dubai (3) Champion of Justice Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. your mum so short she needs ladder to pick up £1 your mum is 1 leg prostute who hops and say 2P a go

05-03-2005	#80 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mamma's so hairy that she's mistaken for Bigfoot's mom! Yo mamma's so fat that she make a better wrecking ball! Yo mamma's so ugly that her picture is found on uglypeople.com!

05-04-2005	#82 (permalink)
.Shanks (7) Warrior of Earth Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 67 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Hey...I got one: Yo mamma's so stupid when she sits on the toilet she opens the door, so no one can look through the keyhole.

05-04-2005	#83 (permalink)
.Vegeta_bebi© (2) Farmer w/Shotgun Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. To quote hank hill: "Your momma's so fat that it effects her self-esteem."

05-04-2005	#84 (permalink)
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05-04-2005	#85 (permalink)
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05-06-2005	#86 (permalink)
.Multi-coloured Super Sayans (5) Crane School Disciple Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 35 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. yo momma's so fat she put on a white coat and rolled down the hill and everyone cried 'AVALANCHE'

05-07-2005	#87 (permalink)
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05-08-2005	#88 (permalink)
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05-11-2005	#90 (permalink)
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