Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 5

Osama Bin Laden · 03-12-2005

Yo momma so fat, she went to Japan and everyone screamed, GODZILLA!!!

**Crayne** · 03-13-2005

Yo' momma's so fat, that if she would step on Australia, it would sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Blazequest · 03-14-2005

Your mama is so annoying she made death kill himself.

.Gokuthealmightyone · 03-17-2005

Your mama is so fat, after sex I rolled over twice, and I'm still on the b***h!

**Crayne** · 03-18-2005

Yo' mommas so ugly, that the Hunchback of Notredame was a sleeping beauty compared to her.

Osama Bin Laden · 03-20-2005

yo momma so poor, she had to do drive by shootin on the bus!!!

.Trizzunkskid · 03-20-2005

yoir mamma's so fat you have to travel 50 miles to get to her good side

**Crayne** · 03-21-2005

Your mommas so fat, that if you throw anything at her, it bounces right back.

Leo · 04-10-2005

yo mamas so fat when she sits in a car she makes it do a wheelie

.ChibiGoku · 04-12-2005

yo mama so fat she cant fit in a chat roomyo mama fat so when she bend down i see the crack of dawnyo mama so fat wen she bend down i see a full moon.yo mama so dat wen she ordered a water bed, they spread a blanket of the oceanyo mama so fat we threw her a come back soon party, she turned around we threw her a welcome back party.

**Crayne** · 04-12-2005

^ You should post them in ONE post...you just posted 5 times in a row...the admins won't like that very much.
Jester Edit: No problem; I merged them. Yo' momma's so fat, that if she doesn't see her toes anymore.

Yo' momma's so fat, that if she would jump, the whole world would get off it's axis.

.Randy_Low · 04-16-2005

yo momma so fat she use the freway as a water slide

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

the only vegetables yo moma get is the lettuce on her big mac

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-17-2005

Yo' momma, who was wearing high-heels, ended up striking oil.

Yo' momma is soooo fat, that she eat herself to death at Mc'Donalds!

Yo' momma butt is soooooo big that she can't through the car door!

**Crayne** · 04-18-2005

You know those ''One-Size fits all'' gloves? Good, 'cause yo' momma's so fat that only one of her fingers fit into them.

Yo' momma's so fat, that mountain climbers prefer her over Mt. Everest.

.Extreme Perfect Cell · 04-19-2005

Hahahaha, good job!

Yo' momma's waist is so narrow that she hula-hoops with a Cherrio!

Yo' momma's so fat that she explodes worse than an Atomic Bomb!

Yo' momma's butt is so big that she's like the full moon when trying to pick up a penny.

03-12-2005	#61 (permalink)
Osama Bin Laden (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 730 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Yo momma so fat, she went to Japan and everyone screamed, GODZILLA!!!

03-13-2005	#62 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma's so fat, that if she would step on Australia, it would sink to the bottom of the ocean. __________________ NO WAI

03-14-2005	#63 (permalink)
Blazequest (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: America Posts: 175 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your mama is so annoying she made death kill himself.

03-17-2005	#64 (permalink)
.Gokuthealmightyone (13) Great Ape Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 306 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your mama is so fat, after sex I rolled over twice, and I'm still on the b***h!

03-18-2005	#65 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' mommas so ugly, that the Hunchback of Notredame was a sleeping beauty compared to her. __________________ NO WAI

03-20-2005	#66 (permalink)
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03-20-2005	#67 (permalink)
.Trizzunkskid (16) Master of Kaio-ken Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 594 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. yoir mamma's so fat you have to travel 50 miles to get to her good side

03-21-2005	#68 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. Your mommas so fat, that if you throw anything at her, it bounces right back. __________________ NO WAI

04-10-2005	#69 (permalink)
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04-12-2005	#70 (permalink)
.ChibiGoku (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 192 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mama so fat she cant fit in a chat roomyo mama fat so when she bend down i see the crack of dawnyo mama so fat wen she bend down i see a full moon.yo mama so dat wen she ordered a water bed, they spread a blanket of the oceanyo mama so fat we threw her a come back soon party, she turned around we threw her a welcome back party.

04-12-2005	#71 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. ^ You should post them in ONE post...you just posted 5 times in a row...the admins won't like that very much. Jester Edit: No problem; I merged them. Yo' momma's so fat, that if she doesn't see her toes anymore. Yo' momma's so fat, that if she would jump, the whole world would get off it's axis. __________________ NO WAI

04-16-2005	#72 (permalink)
.Randy_Low (1) Earthling Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 6 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. yo momma so fat she use the freway as a water slide yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck the only vegetables yo moma get is the lettuce on her big mac

04-17-2005	#73 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma, who was wearing high-heels, ended up striking oil. Yo' momma is soooo fat, that she eat herself to death at Mc'Donalds! Yo' momma butt is soooooo big that she can't through the car door!

04-18-2005	#74 (permalink)
Crayne Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Winland Posts: 7,438 Blog Entries: 10 Rep Power: 54	More yo' momma jokes. You know those ''One-Size fits all'' gloves? Good, 'cause yo' momma's so fat that only one of her fingers fit into them. Yo' momma's so fat, that mountain climbers prefer her over Mt. Everest. __________________ NO WAI

04-19-2005	#75 (permalink)
.Extreme Perfect Cell (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,974 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Hahahaha, good job! Yo' momma's waist is so narrow that she hula-hoops with a Cherrio! Yo' momma's so fat that she explodes worse than an Atomic Bomb! Yo' momma's butt is so big that she's like the full moon when trying to pick up a penny.