Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 2

.Majin_Vegeta · 10-16-2004

Yo' momma so fat when she got on the plane the plane wasn't able to take of

.Mystic Goku · 10-16-2004

That was a little dumb. Better luck next time.

.mr.sillyshell · 10-19-2004

Yo Mama so dumb she sits ona tv and watches a couch.

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Yo mama so ugly her zits try to cover her up.

.Yajirobi · 10-19-2004

Yo mama so fat she has a real size tattoo of USA on her back.

.nasuko · 10-19-2004

ha lol this one's a bit graphic and i don't know if it's appropriate but here it is your mamma's like a bowling ball held by 3 fingers and rolled down an alley

10-19-2004

I just remembered this stupid one:

Yo' momma's so stupid, when your dad says, "I'm going to Bangkok." She says, "You're gay?!"

.Cheesedip · 10-19-2004

Your mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

.Baby Paco · 10-19-2004

Your momma's so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody.

.Cruelty · 10-20-2004

Yo mama's so fat she comes from both sides of the family

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Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn lol

10-22-2004

Just to let people know ..

I pinned this topic, considering it can still be carried on with new momma jokes, and people generally find these remotely humorous.

And I unpinned "FUNNY PRANK WHATEVER" because it was relatively short, not that funny, and consisted of only one real "humorous" thing, basically.

lilhawk2892 · 10-25-2004

yo mommas so dumb she fell up the stairs
yo mommas so fat when she goes in an elevator she has ta go down
heres one that i just made up hope its good well here it is yo mommas so dumb
she asked how to use an instrucktion book about how to use an instruction book

10-28-2004

yo momma so fat it takes a train and two city buses just to get on her good side

yo momma so fat she considers talking an extreme sport

SSJBulma · 10-28-2004

funny

lilhawk2892 · 11-02-2004

yo momma so poor shee couldnt afford to pay attention yo momma so fat every time she turnes aroundits your birthday heres another one yo momma so dumb she was lost on an island and and didnt know what to do with a book on how to build boats

.CyborgHitman · 11-12-2004

Your mums like a big mac full of fat and only wortha buck!
Your mums like a tv even a two year old can turn her on!
Your mums so dirty the us army use her bath as a biological weapon!
Your mums house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.
Your mums house is so dirty even the vacums get asthma.
Your mums so fat when she bends down we enter day light savings.
Your mums short she has to climb up a ladder to pick up a £1 coin.

Too many more to say.

10-16-2004	#16 (permalink)
.Majin_Vegeta (1) Earthling Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' momma so fat when she got on the plane the plane wasn't able to take of

10-16-2004	#17 (permalink)
.Mystic Goku (16) Master of Kaio-ken Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 535 Rep Power: 6	More yo' momma jokes. That was a little dumb. Better luck next time.

10-19-2004	#18 (permalink)
.mr.sillyshell (13) Great Ape Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 260 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Yo Mama so dumb she sits ona tv and watches a couch. & Yo mama so ugly her zits try to cover her up.

10-19-2004	#19 (permalink)
.Yajirobi (13) Great Ape Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 270 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama so fat she has a real size tattoo of USA on her back.

10-19-2004	#20 (permalink)
.nasuko (15) Super Namekian Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 499 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. ha lol this one's a bit graphic and i don't know if it's appropriate but here it is your mamma's like a bowling ball held by 3 fingers and rolled down an alley

10-19-2004	#21 (permalink)
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	More yo' momma jokes. I just remembered this stupid one: Yo' momma's so stupid, when your dad says, "I'm going to Bangkok." She says, "You're gay?!"

10-19-2004	#22 (permalink)
.Cheesedip (3) Champion of Justice Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 22 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Your mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

10-19-2004	#23 (permalink)
.Baby Paco (7) Warrior of Earth Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 61 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma's so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody.

10-20-2004	#24 (permalink)
.Cruelty (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 739 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama's so fat she comes from both sides of the family & Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn lol

10-22-2004	#25 (permalink)
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	More yo' momma jokes. Just to let people know .. I pinned this topic, considering it can still be carried on with new momma jokes, and people generally find these remotely humorous. And I unpinned "FUNNY PRANK WHATEVER" because it was relatively short, not that funny, and consisted of only one real "humorous" thing, basically.

10-25-2004	#26 (permalink)
lilhawk2892 (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 323 Rep Power: 6	More yo' momma jokes. yo mommas so dumb she fell up the stairs yo mommas so fat when she goes in an elevator she has ta go down heres one that i just made up hope its good well here it is yo mommas so dumb she asked how to use an instrucktion book about how to use an instruction book __________________ enjoy

10-28-2004	#27 (permalink)
.ssj4_gotenks Guest Posts: n/a	More yo' momma jokes. yo momma so fat it takes a train and two city buses just to get on her good side yo momma so fat she considers talking an extreme sport

10-28-2004	#28 (permalink)
SSJBulma (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a soup-kitchen stealin your soupz! Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 154	More yo' momma jokes. funny __________________ http://revandesigns.weebly.com/gaming-newsreviews.html

11-02-2004	#29 (permalink)
lilhawk2892 (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 323 Rep Power: 6	More yo' momma jokes. yo momma so poor shee couldnt afford to pay attention yo momma so fat every time she turnes aroundits your birthday heres another one yo momma so dumb she was lost on an island and and didnt know what to do with a book on how to build boats __________________ enjoy

11-12-2004	#30 (permalink)
.CyborgHitman (15) Super Namekian Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 407 Rep Power: 5	More yo' momma jokes. Your mums like a big mac full of fat and only wortha buck! Your mums like a tv even a two year old can turn her on! Your mums so dirty the us army use her bath as a biological weapon! Your mums house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside. Your mums house is so dirty even the vacums get asthma. Your mums so fat when she bends down we enter day light savings. Your mums short she has to climb up a ladder to pick up a £1 coin. Too many more to say.