Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 11

.Blitzman28 · 08-02-2005

Yo momma so dumb she confuses the remote and her candy bar!
Yo momma so fat when she turns on the TV,Fat Albert comes out and says,We're family,even IF you're fatter than me!
Yo momma so poor her shower is rotten milk!
Yo mamma so stupid she looks for a girl named Hershey when she finds a candy bar wrapper!
Yo momma so desperate she dated yo father!

OWNAGE.

Murphy · 08-05-2005

Yo mama is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the pool and the pool jumped out

Fred · 08-07-2005

These two are dead old:

Im lucky yo mamma had a texaco built into her belly button cuz when I tried to drive around her fat ass I almost ran out of gas.

Yo mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.

.Psychotic · 08-08-2005

Your momma is so fat When she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing"We Are Family".

Fred · 08-09-2005

Yo mammas teeth so yellow I can't beleive its not butter.

.Psychotic · 08-09-2005

Your momma is so poor One day I saw her pounding on a dumpster in an alley so I asked her what she was doing. She said her kids had locked her out.

.Official Knowledge of DBZ · 08-15-2005

Yo mama is so ugly and fat, that she is ugly and fat.

.Inuyasha_Ilibiic · 08-15-2005

^^ i don't get it.

Misery · 08-15-2005

you momma so small she did a suicide jump of the Curb

Misery · 08-15-2005

Your momma so old her breast milk is Sour

.Official Knowledge of DBZ · 08-15-2005

QUOTE(Inuyasha_Ilibiic @ Aug 14 2005, 05:53 PM)
^^ i don't get it.

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It was supposed to be so dumb it was funny lol.

Gangsta SabZ · 08-18-2005

Yo mama is so ugly she had to be fed with a slingshot

Akatsuki_Encore · 08-18-2005

Yo' mama is so fat that a truck has to move her around. That was so, so bad.

Sub Zero · 08-20-2005

yo momma so fat when a truck had to swerve around her it ran out of gas

.Gonain · 08-20-2005

yuor momma is so thin that she can go to a concert free

08-02-2005	#151 (permalink)
.Blitzman28 (6) Disciple of Kami Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 57 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo momma so dumb she confuses the remote and her candy bar! Yo momma so fat when she turns on the TV,Fat Albert comes out and says,We're family,even IF you're fatter than me! Yo momma so poor her shower is rotten milk! Yo mamma so stupid she looks for a girl named Hershey when she finds a candy bar wrapper! Yo momma so desperate she dated yo father! OWNAGE.

08-05-2005	#152 (permalink)
Murphy (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 756 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama is so ugly she made blind kids cry Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the pool and the pool jumped out

08-07-2005	#153 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,045 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	More yo' momma jokes. These two are dead old: Im lucky yo mamma had a texaco built into her belly button cuz when I tried to drive around her fat ass I almost ran out of gas. Yo mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday. __________________

08-08-2005	#154 (permalink)
.Psychotic (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 169 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma is so fat When she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing"We Are Family".

08-09-2005	#155 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,045 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mammas teeth so yellow I can't beleive its not butter. __________________

08-09-2005	#156 (permalink)
.Psychotic (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 169 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma is so poor One day I saw her pounding on a dumpster in an alley so I asked her what she was doing. She said her kids had locked her out.

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.Official Knowledge of DBZ (9) Namekian Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama is so ugly and fat, that she is ugly and fat.

08-15-2005	#158 (permalink)
.Inuyasha_Ilibiic (15) Super Namekian Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 477 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. ^^ i don't get it.

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Misery (10) Saiyan Elite Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 154 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. you momma so small she did a suicide jump of the Curb __________________ Bury Me In memories of CK1 and Tight White T's Like Air Guitar in Muscle Cars with Perfect teeth the Way We Are.....

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Misery (10) Saiyan Elite Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 154 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma so old her breast milk is Sour __________________ Bury Me In memories of CK1 and Tight White T's Like Air Guitar in Muscle Cars with Perfect teeth the Way We Are.....

08-15-2005	#161 (permalink)
.Official Knowledge of DBZ (9) Namekian Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. QUOTE(Inuyasha_Ilibiic @ Aug 14 2005, 05:53 PM) ^^ i don't get it. [snapback]424394[/snapback] It was supposed to be so dumb it was funny lol.

08-18-2005	#162 (permalink)
Gangsta SabZ (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 2,613 Rep Power: 8	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama is so ugly she had to be fed with a slingshot

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Akatsuki_Encore (28) Lord of Worlds Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 7,321 Rep Power: 11	More yo' momma jokes. Yo' mama is so fat that a truck has to move her around. That was so, so bad.

08-20-2005	#164 (permalink)
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.Gonain (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 392 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yuor momma is so thin that she can go to a concert free