Yo Mama so Poor... - Page 10

.Raging Bull · 07-08-2005

Huh?

Yo mama's so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumps into the air, she got stuck!

.flabby-z · 07-13-2005

yo' momma so fat when she walks through the front door she walks out the back at the same time

hey fat people like me make better fat jokes than skinny people if you disagree i'll eat you

.ChibiGoku · 07-13-2005

yo mama so fat she can't fit in a chat room.

yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they spread a blanket over the atlantic ocean.

yo mama so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

yo mama so fat when we gave her a come back soon party, she turned around and we gave her a welcome back party.

yo mama so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway.

yea, none of yall have nothing 2 say now, hu

.BadLTD · 07-21-2005

Well ur mommy so fat shes...fat well cant think of nothing

OK got one ur mommy so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody.

Fred · 07-21-2005

Yo mamas so fat she dont wish she was an oscar mayer wiener she wishes she was next to one

yo daddy so ugly when u were born the doctor started sweating!

Lazlo · 07-21-2005

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper.
Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.
Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

.TienShinhan · 07-29-2005

yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

.goku ss5 · 07-31-2005

Here are some new ones:

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Lol these are good..

Fred · 08-01-2005

yo mama so fat when she sat on a five dallor bill lincoln started singin "oh say can you see!! get your fat ass off me..."

.Psychotic · 08-01-2005

Your momma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said her phone number.
Your mamma is so ugly she go in a haunted house and come out wit a job application.
Yo mamma so fat when she tries to roll out of bed in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep.

.Blitzman28 · 08-01-2005

Yo mamma so stupid,she sits on the remote and uses the couch to change the channel!
Yo mamma so old,in an egiptian museum,she looks at the mummy and says,"Hey,come here often?"
Yo mamma so poor she won't pay attention to you!
Yo mamma so poor her bed has TWO bad sides!

Fred · 08-01-2005

QUOTE(Blitzman28 @ Jul 31 2005, 10:48 PM)
Yo mamma so stupid,she sits on the remote and uses the couch to change the channel!

[snapback]409006[/snapback]

I beleive that one goes "Yo mamma so stupid, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch."

.Blitzman28 · 08-02-2005

I just make these up.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts water in her lighter!
Yo mamma so drunk she'll drink brake fluid!
Yo mamma so fat she needs a couch to sit at the dinner table!
Yo mamma so fat,when she jumps in the ocean,the whales sing,"We are faaaamily!"

Fred · 08-02-2005

Yo mama so fat when she went for a swim, Spain claimed new land.

Iversonite · 08-02-2005

Yo mom is so fat she sat on a raft and it turned into a flying saucer.
Yo mom is so disgusting Red Lobster wanted to use her crabs.
Yo mom is so fat you can smack her ass and ride the waves.
Yo mom is so stupid she tried to climb out a window to see what was outside.
Yo mom is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.
Yo mom is such a whore, she gets more rentals than Greyhound in a month..

PWN'D/10.

07-08-2005	#136 (permalink)
.Raging Bull (5) Crane School Disciple Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 35 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Huh? Yo mama's so old that when I told her to act her age, she died! Yo mama's so fat that when she jumps into the air, she got stuck!

07-13-2005	#137 (permalink)
.flabby-z (3) Champion of Justice Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. yo' momma so fat when she walks through the front door she walks out the back at the same time hey fat people like me make better fat jokes than skinny people if you disagree i'll eat you

07-13-2005	#138 (permalink)
.ChibiGoku (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 192 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mama so fat she can't fit in a chat room. yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they spread a blanket over the atlantic ocean. yo mama so fat her clothes have stretch marks. yo mama so fat when we gave her a come back soon party, she turned around and we gave her a welcome back party. yo mama so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway. yea, none of yall have nothing 2 say now, hu

07-21-2005	#139 (permalink)
.BadLTD (10) Saiyan Elite Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 136 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Well ur mommy so fat shes...fat well cant think of nothing OK got one ur mommy so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody.

07-21-2005	#140 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,045 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mamas so fat she dont wish she was an oscar mayer wiener she wishes she was next to one yo daddy so ugly when u were born the doctor started sweating! __________________

07-21-2005	#141 (permalink)
Lazlo (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Ghetto Posts: 2,462 Rep Power: 21	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper. Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar. Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

07-29-2005	#142 (permalink)
.TienShinhan (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 198 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

07-31-2005	#143 (permalink)
.goku ss5 (6) Disciple of Kami Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 0	More yo' momma jokes. Here are some new ones: Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Lol these are good..

08-01-2005	#144 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,045 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	More yo' momma jokes. yo mama so fat when she sat on a five dallor bill lincoln started singin "oh say can you see!! get your fat ass off me..." __________________

08-01-2005	#145 (permalink)
.Psychotic (11) Student of Lord Kaio Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 169 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Your momma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk. Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said her phone number. Your mamma is so ugly she go in a haunted house and come out wit a job application. Yo mamma so fat when she tries to roll out of bed in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep.

08-01-2005	#146 (permalink)
.Blitzman28 (6) Disciple of Kami Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 57 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mamma so stupid,she sits on the remote and uses the couch to change the channel! Yo mamma so old,in an egiptian museum,she looks at the mummy and says,"Hey,come here often?" Yo mamma so poor she won't pay attention to you! Yo mamma so poor her bed has TWO bad sides!

08-01-2005	#147 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,045 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	More yo' momma jokes. QUOTE(Blitzman28 @ Jul 31 2005, 10:48 PM) Yo mamma so stupid,she sits on the remote and uses the couch to change the channel! [snapback]409006[/snapback] I beleive that one goes "Yo mamma so stupid, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch." __________________

08-02-2005	#148 (permalink)
.Blitzman28 (6) Disciple of Kami Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 57 Rep Power: 4	More yo' momma jokes. I just make these up. Yo mamma so stupid she puts water in her lighter! Yo mamma so drunk she'll drink brake fluid! Yo mamma so fat she needs a couch to sit at the dinner table! Yo mamma so fat,when she jumps in the ocean,the whales sing,"We are faaaamily!"

08-02-2005	#149 (permalink)
Fred (25) Kami of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,045 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 83	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mama so fat when she went for a swim, Spain claimed new land. __________________

08-02-2005	#150 (permalink)
Iversonite (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnstown, PA Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 6	More yo' momma jokes. Yo mom is so fat she sat on a raft and it turned into a flying saucer. Yo mom is so disgusting Red Lobster wanted to use her crabs. Yo mom is so fat you can smack her ass and ride the waves. Yo mom is so stupid she tried to climb out a window to see what was outside. Yo mom is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow. Yo mom is such a whore, she gets more rentals than Greyhound in a month.. PWN'D/10. __________________ "I go out there on the court, and when you see me, you see me in games? You see me give 110% out there when it really matters? Ok then, what's the big deal with practice? We talkin' about practice here man. We talkin' about practice." - Allen Iverson