The Top Ten Things

07-30-2004

TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ

10. Husseinfeld

9. Mad About Everything

8. Allah McBeal

7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror

6. Achmed's Creek

5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right

4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest

3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show

2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs

1. Suddenly Sanctions
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
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this is a little nasty
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

.Shugo · 07-30-2004

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

That's the best one.

.gogeta_166 · 08-02-2004

LMFAO THOSE ARE GREAT!!

.Balmung · 08-02-2004

Yea i like the if you dont get soem good you can go next door that one is good

.Xion The Unborn · 08-02-2004

They're all good

.mr.sillyshell · 11-03-2004

Thats funny i like the Halloween/Sex one!

11-03-2004

Dead topic'D/10 Any I too, like the halooween ones the best. 8)

.mr.sillyshell · 11-03-2004

I didn't see the fricken date otherwize i wouldn't hae posted!!!

.Mystic Goku · 11-03-2004

Those are the best! All of them are winners. I love the golf ones. My favorite was "Can I join your threesome?" It had me rolling.

.A.J.P. · 11-03-2004

those r funny as hell! you are the joker of MFG

.Monster Buyon · 11-04-2004

Those are pretty funny, the Iraq one wasn't as funny. I liked the golfing sexual references though 8).

Dangerous_D · 12-31-2004

Top 10 Bush is a Moron

10. Thinks Texas city is the capital of Texas
9. said he was elcterated president
8. thinks coccaine is good
7. DUI, what DUI
6. in his own mind he is god
5. can't read a teleprompter
4. doesn't know how to eat a pretzel
3. starts fights and wars with other countries
2. raised 2 whores names Jenna and Barbra Bush
1. Thinks he's the biggest thing next to sliced bread

.ss4_brolly · 12-31-2004

u really hate bush don't u

Osama Bin Laden · 01-02-2005

I hate Bush and i live in Alberta Canada

I

Alberta Beef

Dangerous_D · 01-02-2005

QUOTE (Goldeneye Master @ Jan 2 2005, 12:48 AM)

I hate Bush and i live in Alberta Canada

I

Alberta Beef

glad to meet another member who hates that Douche Bag Draft Dodger Exuse of a President

07-30-2004	#1 (permalink)
.ssj4_gotenks Guest Posts: n/a	The Top Ten Things TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ 10. Husseinfeld 9. Mad About Everything 8. Allah McBeal 7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror 6. Achmed's Creek 5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest 3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs 1. Suddenly Sanctions --------------------------------------------------- TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first. --------------------------------------------------------- this is a little nasty TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX..... 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

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.mr.sillyshell (13) Great Ape Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 260 Rep Power: 5	The Top Ten Things Thats funny i like the Halloween/Sex one!

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.PoD \|\|Specter\|\| Guest Posts: n/a	The Top Ten Things Dead topic'D/10 Any I too, like the halooween ones the best. 8)

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.mr.sillyshell (13) Great Ape Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 260 Rep Power: 5	The Top Ten Things I didn't see the fricken date otherwize i wouldn't hae posted!!!

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.Mystic Goku (16) Master of Kaio-ken Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 535 Rep Power: 6	The Top Ten Things Those are the best! All of them are winners. I love the golf ones. My favorite was "Can I join your threesome?" It had me rolling.

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.Shugo (21) Majin Warrior Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,798 Rep Power: 6	1. You can do the whole neighborhood. That's the best one.

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.gogeta_166 (14) Warrior of Namek Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 394 Rep Power: 5	LMFAO THOSE ARE GREAT!!

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.Balmung (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,144 Rep Power: 7	Yea i like the if you dont get soem good you can go next door that one is good

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.Xion The Unborn (18) Artificial Human Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 941 Rep Power: 5	They're all good

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.A.J.P. (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,182 Rep Power: 8	The Top Ten Things those r funny as hell! you are the joker of MFG

11-04-2004	#11 (permalink)
.Monster Buyon (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,464 Rep Power: 6	The Top Ten Things Those are pretty funny, the Iraq one wasn't as funny. I liked the golfing sexual references though 8).

12-31-2004	#12 (permalink)
Dangerous_D (13) Great Ape Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 254 Rep Power: 33	The Top Ten Things Top 10 Bush is a Moron 10. Thinks Texas city is the capital of Texas 9. said he was elcterated president 8. thinks coccaine is good 7. DUI, what DUI 6. in his own mind he is god 5. can't read a teleprompter 4. doesn't know how to eat a pretzel 3. starts fights and wars with other countries 2. raised 2 whores names Jenna and Barbra Bush 1. Thinks he's the biggest thing next to sliced bread

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.ss4_brolly (20) Super Saiyan 2 Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,462 Rep Power: 6	The Top Ten Things u really hate bush don't u

01-02-2005	#14 (permalink)
Osama Bin Laden (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 730 Rep Power: 5	The Top Ten Things I hate Bush and i live in Alberta Canada I Alberta Beef