Yo Mama is so....

**Sharky** · 07-28-2004

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

BOB THE BUILDER · 07-28-2004

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

.Real Goku · 07-29-2004

Damn... Sharky! you and BTB took all the "fat" so all I'm left with is the "hairy" ones!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

.VEGETA SSJ4 · 07-29-2004

real goku make another topic of this not here this fo the stupid ones

07-29-2004

no i'll just re-name it to yo momma

yo momma so fat that when she fell off the boat the captain yells "LAND HO!

yo momma so dumb that whenever she hears HOE DOWN! she drops to the floor

yo momma so fat that when she's riding a bike people think she running really fast

(that last one i just thought of.)

The Game · 07-29-2004

Yo mama's so fat when she jump in the air she gets stuck.

Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a rainbow Skittles pop out.

Your mama's so fat when she sits on a penny a booger comes out of George Washington's nose.

.Balmung · 07-29-2004

You moma so fat when she saw the school bus she yelled twinkie and stayred running after it!

Yo moma so ugly when she went to ugly school they said"sorry no profesionals allowed"

Yo mama so stupid she thought the school was a building ahhahah

that last one i just made up like 10 seconds ago!

07-30-2004

yo momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion!

yo momma so fat i have to take a bus, a train, and a cab just to get on her good side!

yo momma so fat she needs a watch on each arm cos she covers two times zones!

yo momma so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

.VegetaReborn · 08-06-2004

These two have to be my favorite yo momma jokes:

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout

8)

07-28-2004	#1 (permalink)
Sharky Administrator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,249 Rep Power: 200	Yo Mama is so.... Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." __________________

07-29-2004	#6 (permalink)
The Game (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,799 Rep Power: 9	Yo mama's so fat when she jump in the air she gets stuck. Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a rainbow Skittles pop out. Your mama's so fat when she sits on a penny a booger comes out of George Washington's nose. __________________ ORIGINAL SIG IS ORIGINAL.

07-28-2004	#2 (permalink)
BOB THE BUILDER (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Milpitas CALIFORNIA Posts: 1,096 Rep Power: 6	Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

07-29-2004	#3 (permalink)
.Real Goku (15) Super Namekian Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 471 Rep Power: 5	Damn... Sharky! you and BTB took all the "fat" so all I'm left with is the "hairy" ones! Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

07-29-2004	#4 (permalink)
.VEGETA SSJ4 (17) Super Saiyan Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 641 Rep Power: 6	real goku make another topic of this not here this fo the stupid ones

07-29-2004	#5 (permalink)
.ssj4_gotenks Guest Posts: n/a	no i'll just re-name it to yo momma yo momma so fat that when she fell off the boat the captain yells "LAND HO! yo momma so dumb that whenever she hears HOE DOWN! she drops to the floor yo momma so fat that when she's riding a bike people think she running really fast (that last one i just thought of.)

07-29-2004	#7 (permalink)
.Balmung (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,144 Rep Power: 7	You moma so fat when she saw the school bus she yelled twinkie and stayred running after it! Yo moma so ugly when she went to ugly school they said"sorry no profesionals allowed" Yo mama so stupid she thought the school was a building ahhahah that last one i just made up like 10 seconds ago!

07-30-2004	#8 (permalink)
.ssj4_gotenks Guest Posts: n/a	yo momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion! yo momma so fat i have to take a bus, a train, and a cab just to get on her good side! yo momma so fat she needs a watch on each arm cos she covers two times zones! yo momma so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party! Yo momma so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

08-06-2004	#9 (permalink)
.VegetaReborn (15) Super Namekian Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 444 Rep Power: 6	These two have to be my favorite yo momma jokes: Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout 8)