Eragon

"There there, little friend," Tobi replied, sympathetically patting the child on the back. "Tobi knows what it is like to lose a friend... the first stage is denial, and then mourning. Just remember, your friend has gone on the great ninja village in the sk-"

"Oh Deidara, long time no see," a new voice sudenly interrupted; something low, and almost indistinct, and which was followed up by an even deeper tone, on the verge of a hiss. "And Tobi too."

During the discussion and the waterworks, Deidara had brought his masterpiece down safely, onto what looked like an abandoned rooftop, almost as though it had been designed with his art in mind. It was large and flat, and just behind them almost seemed to form a runaway, which stretched out over the city, lost in the foggy mists far below. Every surface seemed wet and slippery, and puddles covered very inch of the building; obviously, the work of the incessant storms above the city.

"Eh, Zetsu-San, hm," Deidara replied, almost indifferently as he disembarked, followed by Tobi, prompting the children along with a rope. He brushed water from the brim of his hand, almost as though in irritation, before adding, "Would it really hurt for Leader-Sama to ease up on the rain once in a while? H-"

"ZETSU-SAN!!"
Inexplicably, Tobi leapt towards the mysterious indvidual, and rapped his ams around him ina tight embrace. "Zetsu-San, it's been so long, how have you been? Are you well? Are you still watering your plants?"

This last topic was met with an ironic smile, and it was obvious why; true, below the high collar of hisneck was obscured by the same arb as the other two, above was an odd sight; of a face, split black and white with a small crop of hair and yellow eyes, which glew from within the venus fytrap that encasped his head. A slight smile appeared on the man's face for a moment.

"Ah, yes Tobi, and yourself?" he asked, before noticing the sobbing Goten, and that hissing voice from before came again, seeming to emenate from the dark side of his expression. "Hm? Whats this?"

"Tobi, did you make this boy cry?"
"Whhhaaaattt~?!? No way Zesu-San! Tobi is a good boy, a good boy!"

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Arros

Goten-Oh no, Tobi's been very good to us."

As though he has not just had an episode, Goten was smiling childishly and with innocence.

Trunks-So your Zetsu-san? Hello I'm Trunkskun pary Briefs, or just Trunks for short.

Goten-I'm Goten John Son, or Goten as people usually call me.

Trunks-Tobi has been very good to us, I think he desearves a promotion or something.

Goten-Big promotion, something large.

Trunks-Very king, very generous.

Goten-Unlike some people who think they can just blow you up with their weird clay items.

Goten glowered at Diedara, before turning back to the other Akatsuki member Tobi had so dearly embraced.

Goten-Well we here that one of us, most likely me, has this eight-headed snake-amjigy and that you need to get it out. I'm still kind of new at the process, last ime something was taken out of me by force it almost killed me.

Trunks-Yes, the Shukaku. We've kind of gotten into some issue with that. Who got what, clay-boy over there said he got it.

Goten-So anyways enough about us, wanna be bestest friends ever!?

Ooc-WTF on Zetsu's face now probably.

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Kenpachi is the most badass character ever. He's the kind of guy who would write his own name in the Death Note and then procede to beat the crap out of Yagami with it.