Local Hangout: Kami's Pub~ Da R33L Muthaphukken Karaoke Contest! >:D

[Dark Skywalker]

As Naruto set down at the bar he thought to himself "Might as well get drunk,I got nothing better do tonight anyway" Naruto then called over the bartender and asked for a drink,then received it, He then toke many sips and felt uneasy as he thought "What of beer did I order anyway?" He Started sweating,then had the uneasy feeling again"aw man I think i overdid it again"Naruto then passed out, and went forward and stayed still with his face on the table.

[king omega]

"Ok then that was lame. Can't stand up right let alone hold his liquor, jeez." He growled, the walked over and picked him up by his neck.

"Pathetic jeez, not worthy of being called a demon." He said as he he was walking toward the door and droping him outside.

[RandomPenguin]

Piro got up shaken but with fury in his eyes he turned his eyes towards the demon that had just thrown him out "I AM NOT A DEMON!!!!!!!!!" he yelled in a rage that could be heard miles away.


OOC:for some backstory on why i said this i would recommend reading mine and eliwoods battle vs Niku in the journy area... still havn't got around to writing up my character bio lol...

[burningvegeta]

Krudule watched the blonde haired boy at the corner of his incky black eye, he then turned his attention back to Eliwood and Mato; whom after the time he had spent with them, he considered them friends. Even if he really didn't understand what friendship was.

"Isn't that guy kind........of young to be in here?"

He smiled as he was expected Mato or Eliwood to make some kind of comedic reference to the youngish boy in the bar. His newly blossomed joy, soon turned to seethe as he still didn't understand why the young child had been survived with such a beverage that was making everyone, if not most an easy target when he had not.

[Eliwood21]

Jiraiya spitted up some of his saki as Piro overdid himself, falling down to the ground.

"Haha! Can't hold the liquor heh~? That was only what....3 bottles?" Jiraiya bursted out laughing when Abboth threw Piro out of the bar.

[OOC: Or at least I suppose that was Piro you were throwing. =/ ]

Jiraiya strided over to the bar and leaned back against it as he let out a satisfying sigh followed by a gulp of saki. Jiraiya looked over towards the entrance of the bar and noticed that a child had walk into the bar, apparently got some alcohol in his body, and was passed out where he sat. Haha, none of the younger people can hold down their fluids these days...Hm? Wait, there is something suspicious of this boy. Jiraiya walked over closer to the child to get a better view, since he himself was under the influence by now. These clothes....they are like Naruto's! Psh, naw! Probably my mind getting to me. Jiraiya tapped his right hand against the child's left shoulder. "My my~! Can't hold down a simple drink heh?"

[OOC: Come on DS, do something better than just walking in here to pass out. =/ Work on your grammar and spelling as well.]

[OOC: Oh BV, I suppose I haven't told you yet; my character has changed to Jiraiya. ^_^ My profile has changed to suit him, so try to read that if you can.]

[Dark Skywalker]

Naruto Woke up still sitting at the bar"Alright let's try that again" Naruto grabs his beer and drank the whole thing with seconds"Well there's one accomplishment for the day" Naruto Orders 2 more beers "I will drink until dawn!" Naruto shouts loudly then continues to drink.

[Eliwood21]

[OOC: *Facepalm* It was Piro who got kicked out, not you DS. Redo your post please.]

[RandomPenguin]

OCC: @DS Actually interact with people also how did you end up outside...

Piro still rage looked at the Demon before him and returned to calmness. "i can't be like them i can't let the voice inside win" he thought to himself as he told the bartender he would not want any more drinks and he turned to Jiraiya"so why are you torrmenting that child that can't seem to take a drink?" he asked the old man.

[king omega]

OOC: It was Piro thrown outside, not Naruto.

[Dark Skywalker]

Naruto then noticed Jiraiya sitting at the bar and goes over to visit"Hey Jiraiya Whats up?"noticing that he is not getting a response,and that he is drunk he decides to just lay back and Wait for Jiraiya to snap back to his senses.

[Eliwood21]

[OOC: DS, are you even reading all of this? O_O I did far-well enough to word out what I am doing, which doesn't have me sitting anywhere since like....4 posts ago. I'm making my Exit: Stage Right. -_-, ]

Jiraiya's face remained blank as the child turned around to reveal his face. Perhaps it was the saki, perhaps it was from worrying too much, but Jiraiya could not make out the truth of what he was seeing right in front of him: SOMEHOW NARUTO WAS IN A PLACE THAT SHOULDN'T BE HIS WORLD.

"Ha..haha...hhahahaha! Oh man~! This drink must be getting to me! I better get back on the road and get sober soon. I'll see you guys later Piro, Mato, Krudule, Abboth, hee hee Naruto... Next stop the ladies~!" Jiraiya strided over to the door, opened it, raised his right hand up to his chest performing a hand sign, and instantly vanished in smoke.

[OOC: Some advice DS: stay away from Jiraiya; Naruto would screw up my plot I am creating for him.]

[burningvegeta]

OOC - Lol at the segregation between Jiraiya and Naruto. Okay Eliwood I hear you dude.

Krudule gave the child a stern face (<___<), somehow he looked disappointed once Jiraiya said he was leaving. "See you around", he said in a low voice as the brute once again almost fell of his chair knocking the table, where now only he and Mato sat. He rested his hand on his leg, and tapped his scouter with the other, while starring a Mato's.

"Mato, did you know we could speak to each other with these things?" He smiled, looking slightly delighted at his new discovery.

[Raitro]

OOC: Sine this is non-cannon and should not affect my actual character, I will retain my comedic status. Please do mind my crude jokes and insulting humor. (I just hope Lazlo minds, or he’s going to have my arse >_<)

While the people inside the pub were going about their own business, there came a sudden harsh knock from the door. No, it wasn’t a knock. More like a slam. Like if someone were trying to force his or her way through. But despite the obvious fact that the door was clearly unlocked, the smashing continued, increasing in magnitude each time.

The unexpected racket made some of the pub’s clients turn their heads to see what was going on. They kept staring at the in suspense, until finally, the door abruptly swung open. A middle-aged man, with thinning hair and saggy clothes that made him look fat, came running into the pub, arms flailing in the air and mouth open in order to release a scream of terror.

“He’s coming! He’s coming! And he’s going to kill me! I’m going to diiiieeee!” He wailed, tongue swinging wildly as white foam spewed out of his wide-open mouth. He ran around in circles rambling the same words before he finally sprinted across the room and jumped through a window head first, leaving shattered glass in his wake. Whether or not he survived the six feet fall is unknown.

Meanwhile, a few seconds after the crazy man’s departure, a shadowy figure could be seen standing just outside the doorway. The man was around 6 feet tall, and his features were not revealed until he had stepped into the light supplied by the pub. The man was obviously disturbed. His face was distorted in a grimace or scowl. Perhaps he was angered or in pain? Either way, as soon as he stepped foot into the bar he got into a horse stance. He crouched down, feet spread apart and bent arms aside his hips. The bar tender saw this and immediately got ready for trouble; assuming this was the person’s fighting stance. Everyone waited in anticipation, to see what he would do.

But all that followed was the growl of something molested deep inside his bowels. He showed bare teeth and produced a low groaning sound. And out from the bowels of his stomach and through his ass, he emitted a large fart that resonated throughout the room like a thunderclap. Some of the drinking glasses even broke during the process. After orchestrating this disgusting act, he finally spoke up,

“Ummm… could any of you point me to the nearest bathroom?” Raitro said with a big grin.

[king omega]

"Dude that bathroom is over there." Abbath growls as he points a little hallway with the words 'bathroom' over the enterence engraved in a metal plate, as he is walking back inside from throughing Piro outside.

"Well Jiraya's gone now." He growls to himself "Guess I'll wait and see if anything else interesting happens here."

"Bartender give me your nuts!" Abbath loundly growls

"What?!?" He responses.

"Bar nuts."

"Oh, ok."

[Masked_Felix]

Orochimaru slipped though the window again, this time as an entrance. He was hungry, and felt the need for alcohol to enlighten him on the solutions to his ever piling problems. The din of the main room was as loud as ever, patrons sloshing their drinks and drowning in their beer induced reverie. Bracing himself for whatever odd play was at hand, he opened the door separating the remarkably clean bathroom and the savagely up kept barroom.

"Bartender give me your nuts!" was the first thing that stopped Orochimaru in his tracks. The second was the orange clad Jinchuriki of the nine tails, drunk into a plastered stupor at the bar. He blinked several times, his usually sinister eyes now holding a completely baffled expression. It was certainly Naruto. He left the door open for a mere moment longer before quietly and slowly shutting it as he receded back into the bathroom and proceeded to use the window once again as a doorway instead of fulfilling it's conventional role.

If his thoughts could be summed up in one sentence, they would probably be 'Screw this, I'm going home.' After all, he had a few bucks. He could probably just hit up a convenience store for supplies.