The Creeper, Jack Ryder [RtR] vs..

[Raditz The Ruthless]

A loud scream of fright reached Jack's ears as he slept at night. The reporter rose up in his bed, taking the covers off of him. He reached under the right sleeve of his shirt, hesitating for a moment.

"I gotta help 'em out. I'm not good as I am."

Removing a patch, a transformation began to take affect. Jack's skin grew yellow and his hair grin. A wild, mad smile came over his lips as he went into the closet and changed clothes. Laughing like a lunatic, the Creeper opened the bed room window, then jumped out, using a pole to swing off down to the ground.

He ran off down an alley where he saw a woman being smuggled.

"No, no, no. Not so fast, there!" The Creeper upper cuts the guy and takes the pursue away, twirling it on his fingers.

"Here you go lady." The lady screams, takes her pursue, then runs off terrified.

"You're welcome," he calls after her. The purse-snatcher laid on the ground groaning in pain.

[FreeHat]

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!


Just across from you, a shadowy figure is seen. The myst clears, and it's non other than The Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin. He slowly walks up to Jack Ryder, and fingers him.
"You dumsum bitch, that was my henchman! You're about to feel the Rattlesnakes bite son, it ain't don't feel good. austin 3:16 says "I just whipped yo ass!", austin 3:16 also says, HAIDUKEN!"

Out of nowhere, and powerful blue beam of energy blasts towards Jack Ryder!

[Raditz The Ruthless]

"Eh? Your henchman! Prepare to face defeat by the Creeper!" The Creeper runs out of the way of Austin's attacks, nearly getting hit by the blue beam.

"Whoa, that was close! You should watch your aim! That could have hit me!" He laughs a maniacal smile, leaping to the side as he lowered his body to the ground.

"Have at thee, villain!"

The Creeper kicks low at Austin's knees, preparing to pummel the muscleman.

[FreeHat]

"Ah, ah! Close one punk! Goin' for my broken knee's are yah?!"

Stone Cold jumps over it, with Ninja like motion. He lands, and tilts his head.

"You dumsum bitch, I'm about to open a can 'o whoop ass on you! That Haiduken wasn't my best! THIS IS!"

Austin begins to levitate, and his eyes glow dark blue, he motions his arm, up and down, and forms some type of electric looking blade. He grabs it with his right hand, and fingers with his left.

"Lets dance you dumb punk!"

Austin with lightning speed, blasts foward towards the creeper, he slashes with powerful force, dark aura follows right behind Austin. He slashes upwards at you.

[Raditz The Ruthless]

"Whoa, watch the language there." The Creeper motions with his thumb. "This is a kid's show. Jack watches as the bald man some how creates a force of energy akin to a sword.

"Oooh, blue! Hey, what are you doing there?"

Before he knew it Austin came and slashed up at him. Just before that though, the Creeper saw a penny lying on the ground in front of him.

"Would you like at that, it's a penny. Must be my lucky day," he said, feeling the air above him get whacked. Without knowing Austin was just above him, the Creeper motioned to stand straight, but since Austin had no missed, he was open.

The Creeper's head came up where Austin's chin was to slam into it.

[FreeHat]

((Wtf is Jack Ryder from?))

"What the ****ING hell are you talking about!?"

Just as he finishes his sentence, he gets whailed in the face, and blood comes out his nose, he flies up into the air. He suddenly stops, and floats in mid-air. He puts his two palms together, and a blue energys start forming into an energy ball.

"EAT THIS YOU DUMSUM BITCH! ONCE THE RATTLESNAKE IT BITES, IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH! .... Youuuuu duummmmm sunaaa...vaaaa... BIIIIITCH!" (Like Kamehameha)

Suddenly another blue energy waves blasts towards ryder, but this one, has incridible power and speed..

[Raditz The Ruthless]

[A DC character. http://dcanimated.wikia.com/wiki/Creeper]

The Creeper stared at the penny in his hand, then but it away into his glove. The green-haired mutation smiled in astonishment as he saw Austin hovering in the air. It amazed him to no end.

"Hey, you're flying! How do you do that!"

The Creeper's black eyes watched as the man charged energy, then fired at him. The Creeper was so stunned by its beauty that he only noticed danger before it was too late. The beam slammed into him, sending him off flying. Some yards away, he smashed into a car, a series of alarms blaring from his crash.

[FreeHat]

Stone cold lands softly. And slowly walks over to the downed enemy. He laughs, he puts his hand flat against Creepers forehead. A light blue ray begins to glow.

"Ready to die Ya sumbit-?"

CAN YA SMEEEEEELL-LA-LA-LA... What The Rock.. is Cookin?

"The hell?" Austin looks around, as he hears his arch rivals entrance song.

"The Rock, is gonna layeth the smackdowneth on your candy-ass!"

Out of nowhere, The Rock punches Stone Cold in the face, Stone Cold flies into a building, crumbling it down to the ground. The Rock cocks the people eyebrow.

He looks down at the Jack Ryder.

The Rock:"You ok son?"

Jack gets up.

"Yeah, I'm Ok, My name is.."

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, Why don't you take this rock, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP your monkey ass!"

[i]The two hear a beep. And the rock pulls a pager from his pocket. The words light up


"Austin 3:16"

Suddenly, a large ray of yellow light, completely devours The Rock, and The Rock is sent flying to the moon.

Austin once more, stands infront of Jack Ryder, with an evil face on.

"Let's dance bitch."

[Raditz The Ruthless]

[You really shouldn't control my character like that. It is irritating.]

Jack was grateful for the help, but not sure what to make of Rock. The Rock was then blown to the moon. A crazy smile came over his lips as he picked up the car he had crashed into and hold it over his head.

"Look what I can do!"

He throws the car with full force towards Austin.

[FreeHat]

[Yea srry, I just had to do that..]

The car goes rocketing towards Austin. Austin gets hit with it. But the car chops straight inhalf. With Stone Cold even moving. It's like.. he's superhuman!

"LEI MUTO DELLA FEMMINA!!"

Austin just spoke itailian!

"Je suis gonna donne un coup de pied votre âne au royaume est venu !!"

Austin begins to shake rapidly. and sparks begin to come out his body.

"D-d-d-d-d-dUM Ssss.. sum bitch bi- bi- bi- cha Zzzzzt!"

Austin somehow explodes out of nowhere. but doesn't explode into peices. His flesh comes off, reveiling a robotic like skeletal structure. Like Terminator.

[b]"Just call me... MEGA STONE COLD."

Austin opens his mouth, and flames shoot out at Ryder.

[Raditz The Ruthless]

[This is just too much, dude! Oh, and that's French.]

The Creeper laughs, jumping into the air like a giddy little school girl as he clapped his hands. The mutation's eyes went wide in a large cartoonish fashion as he came over and pranced around robo Austin.

"Oh my, you're a Terminator!"

He leaps on to Austin.

"WHEEEE!"

Jack then tried to hug him by wrapping his arms around Austin's waist.

"I'm going to love you, and bath you, and feed you nuts and bolts, and play with you ALLLLLL DAAAY LOOOOONG!"

[FreeHat]

[No, the first bit was italian, the second bit was french.]

austin looks at the thing prance around him. He begins to short curcit.

"does not compute, sumbitch. Does not compute!"

Austins head begins to shake rapidly, and it explodes, the lifeless body falls to the floor.

[about time i ended this.. Erugh..]

[Raditz The Ruthless]

Creeper was so overjoyed with happiness that he did not notice the Austin bot was malfunctioning. With a big hug, he began to crush Austin in his bare grip unintentionally. A few seconds later, smoke starts coming out of Austin's ears and the head explodes. Creeper notices this and drops the metal body.

"Gosh, that's that second one this month! I'm never going to have a pet!"

The Creeper proceeds to cry, turning and jumping on a fire escape.