Eragon vs Arros

[Arros]

Goten-Do you have any idea what they're talking about?

Trunks-No, but they seem to think one of us is a...Hachibi.

Goten-Well we can't attack, were tied up, I can't move at all.

Trunks-Me neither.

Goten-Man if only Jashin-Sama was here.

Trunks-Would you give it a rest.
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taken aboard to Diedara, our young boys wonder what will happen to them.

What was this Hachibi?

Meanwhile.

MVISOGRA-Dammit! What are those fools doing. Shit I have to do everything. Yet, I can't attack now.

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Goten-Nice clay object.

Trunks-Very comfortable.

Goten-Quite indeed.

Trunks-Do tell.

Goten-I shall.

Trunks-Please do

Goten-Why not.

Trunks-Ok thats enough.

Goten-Um, so you two, does this mean were gonna be best friends, and everything that happened now will be just a crazy dream? :)

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MVBISAWP-Akatsuki is taking them away. I just can't believe how strong they are. I thought Frieza was powerful, but these two. They're like demi-gods or something. Could it be the prophecy has come true?

THE PROPHECY

Every 1,000 years, a being of amazing chakra wielding abilty.

Unstoppable, unbeatable. Nothing but power.

The end of all hope.

MAIVDOSP-That blonde one...Diedara...the meare present of him brings fear to me. FEAR! My own ki useless against someone like him.

Can Diedara really be giving...MAIVOSPLE...so much fear A deep fear that has never been felt by the "person" since his legendary battle with Frieza. Could such a person really exist. Or is it really just a legend?

Goten-So were friends right? How about you masky? Wanna be friends, yeah?

[Eragon]

The dynamic duo’s short duologue of thanks seemed to have entertained Tobi; at any rate, when they questioned him, the sounds of light-hearted chortling could be heard wafting from beneath his mask, crouching down beside the children upon the back of the dragon.

“Sure! You seem like nice, funny kids… and so is Tobi!”
He nodded enthusiastically, grinning broadly and energetically as he did. “So, what are your names, new friends?”

“Tobi!”
“Yes Senpai!” the boy yelped enthusiastically, glancing over his shoulder at the ‘chosen one’.
“If your gonna talk to those brats something, find out something useful, hm. Like which one is the jinchuriki.”
“Oh! Okay senpai!”

Grinning, he turned back to the other pair, and stared at them in silence for a moment, desperately trying to come up with something to ask until…
“Oh, I know! Which one of you is the jinchuriki?”

[Arros]

The boys exchanged looks of surprise, before Goten whispered to Trunks.

Goten-...what the fuck is he talking about?

Trunks-I really don't know, how should we answer?

Goten-Should we answer?

Trunks-Probably, if we don't, they might kill us.

Goten-But what's a Jin-thingy.

Poor children, not knowing the danger they were in. The pureness of their heart could only be matched by their own gullibility. Still, two children who are able to defeat dimensional destroying maniacs shouldn't be trifled with.

Especially one who follows the Jashin-Sama religion.

Hidan would be proud.

Trunks-Well I'm Trunks Mr. Tobi.

Goten-And I'm Goten.

Trunks-An well...

Time was ticking down, they had to answer the question somehow.

Someway...

Goten-Um, if I may ask, but what's a Jin...churiki?

[Eragon]

“Huh? Whats a… Jinchuriki…?”
Tobi tapped the side of his mask thoughtfully, tilting his head onto his shoulder curiously. How best to describe it…

Through a long winded, animated speech of course.
“Well, see, there are things called Biju, which are like HHHHUUUGGGEEE demon beasts! And they cause a lot of mayhem and damage, cause, their really strong and stuff, but because their really strong, people can’t let them run around freely, like a pet, cause, they’ll kill you, so a ‘Ninja’(using air quotes, of course) seals the beast inside of someone, ad that means that that person can be really strong by drawing upon that beasts chakra, but they can be even STRONGER because… heh heh… the biju are stupid.”

A smirking grin seemed to be on the boys face, as he tapped the side of his temple once again, all knowingly, sitting down beside them

“So, anyway, there’s 9-tailed beasts” he went on, holding up ten fingers,” and some of them are sealed inside people. People with them are called Jinchuriki, and our organisation collects them. You two,” he added, pointing to both in turn, “well, one of you two, has he Hachibi in you, and that’s why your explosions are even better tha Senp-GAK GAA~~!”

The statement was cut of by Deidara suddenly appearing behind Tobi, grappling the man around the neck with his feet whilst smaking him over the head with his arms, generally ignoring Tobi’s cries for ‘Air…GA-air!!”

“Hmph… don’t be telling them too much Tobi, hm,” the bomber continued a few moments later, returning to his post and keeping an eye on the horizon whilst the masked male rubbed his neck. “Not like it’ll matter to them, anyway.”

“Oh yeah! Cause when Pein-Sama extracts the beast, a jinchuiki dies,” he informed the children, removing his straw hat and placing it to his chest, bowing his head as a mark of respect.
“So, when’ll we be there Senpai?” he added, oblivious to the act he had just proclaimed death.

“Not long, hm.”

[Arros]

Goten-This sounds familar to the time I had the...

Goten stopped. For once in his seven year old life he was thinking smartly. That wasn't going to last long ofcourse, but its the thought that mattered. Trunks himself had seemed to have read Goten's mind. He too remembered something long ago. Very long ago...

4 years ago...

Members of an Organization very similar to what Diedara and Tobi were. They had extracted from Goten's escaphagus, some sort of creature. The act had almost killed the boy, but he was luckily given help and survived.

The creature was the...

Goten-Mr. Tobi? Is the...He paused, as though wondering if he would be able to pronouce the name right. ...Is the Shukaku a Jin-whatever you said, cause I had that extracted from me. Not very pleasant.

[Eragon]

"Shu...Ka...ku...?"
"Lets see, hm..." In contrast to the tone of shock that had entered his partners tone, Deidara hardly seemed to care less; indeed, he sounded more as though he were talking to himself, eyes scanning the ground beneath them. The sky seemed to have turned dark around them, a slow and gradual change which, no doubt, Tobi simply hadn' picked up on; it seemed, in fact, as though Deidara were navigating, and didn't notice Tobi until the youth had run along side him.

"Senpai! Sepai! Senpai!"
"What is it, hm?!" he barked back sharply causing the boy to recoil. He swallowed nervously, seemed to shrink, and then continued.
"Se-Senpai! That lil' kid with the black hair? He said he had the Shukaku sealed in him ad someone else got it first!"

"..."
"..."
A scream pierced the air, as Tobi recieved a roundhouse smack across the face.
"Thats impossible hm! We already extracted Shukaku; it was my target, remember?!"

"Oh yeah..."
"Yeah. Now, get back to gaurding them; we'll be arriving soon, hm."
"Ar...riving?" the good boy echoed curiously, as rain water began to fall about them. The bomber could almst imagine how he must have squinted, finally noticig the cit that had appeared on the horizon. "Oh, Senpai! Are we going to-"
"Yeah, Amagakure. You weren't payng attetion, were you? Thats where Leader-Sama wants us to take these brats to, hm."

"I see... I'm sorry senpai. I'll get back to gaurding right away, no sweat!"
He snapped to a salute, then sauntered back over to the pair, crouching beside them and wagging his finger in their faces, with an air of disappointment.
"Now now, new friends, it's not nice to lie about stuff."

[Arros]

Trunks-It was the Shukaku right

Goten-I think so, I mean the moment they started going into my throat I kind of lost consciousness.

Trunks-Do you think they could've said Shuriken?

Goten-Might've said Sharigan.

Trunks-This is quite intriguing.

Goten-Although I'm pretty sure it was Shukaku.

There was silence as Goten thought deeply. Then he directed his attention to Diedara.

Goten-Mr. Die...Dara is it? You said you extracted the Shukaku? What the hell was extracted from me then?

Trunks-Goten's right. When these people extracted...whatever...out of him, they took out some sort of sand-like raccoon creature.

[Eragon]

'Sand racoon?'
The thought cause Deidara to pause, and glace over his shoulder towards the children, all three of wom were looking curious and thoughtful, obi appearing to want an explanation as well.

'That kinda sounds lie what it looks like hm... but the Shukaku is sealed inside the statue. Was it extracted from this brat, and give to that red-haired kid? Or is he lying and it's something else?'

He gave a half-commital shrug, unwilling to admit he had o idea, either what had happened or hat was going on. Even f the biju had been transfered, it was locked up, nice and tight in the king of hell statue; whatever happened in the past wasn't going to affect things now.

'If that kid did have the Shukaku though, it might explain some things. But how could he have the Ichibi and the Hachibi? No,' he dismissd the line of thought quickly. 'It's ridiculous to assume hs body could contain both of them... and that means that the Jinchuriki is...'

A maniacal glint entered his eye; he twisted his neck around, and glanced at the prple haired boy with a thin cruel smirk.
'He's seemed lke he's been in charge all along, so he's stronger, hm. And if that punk could cause so much damage, he must be getting power from it...'

"Um... what is Senpai smiling at Tobi's new small child friend?"

[Arros]

Goten-I'm scared Trunks.

Trunks-Me too, I don't like the sound of this Hachibi.

Goten-And most likely I have it in me. I mean, I never knew I had the Shukaku in me.

Trunks-This is very perculiar, oh if only our good Prime Minister was here, he'd probably know.

Goten-I got an idea.

An idea had come. Not really an idea, more of just a way to FTW out of Diedara and Tobi. The boys were bored, what can I say.

Goten-Anyways, Tobi you wanna see something really really really really really really really...

really

really

ReAlLy

AWESOMENSSS OF PURE WIN!?

Trunks-Do it Goten!

The word did not come, however, a bright flash resignated around the black haired boy. When it disapeared, Goten had deep spiky gold hair and eyebrows. His eyes a light green color.

Goten-This, is our Super Saiyan-jin form. Goten commented casually, not even trying to escape. OMFG DIEDARA DON'T HIT THE MOUNTAIN!! Goten screamed randomly.

[Eragon]

"...""..."

A mute silence hung in the air, the other two passangers of the vessel looking stunned; well, really, no one could blame hem, not after such an amazing transformation. It was well the children had issued their warning; it caused Deidara to snap back to reality, and pull the dragon up sharply, barely missing the mountains- though his thoughts were elsewhere.

'Shit! What the hell are these brats, hm?!' A thin trail of cold sweat ran down his brow. 'The Ichibi, Hachibi, and now this? What are they... is this.. a power that surpasses the Jinchuriki... a super Saiyan-jinn?Hm.'

"Wow..." his partner voiced, poking Goten's new, zapped up hair style apprehensively."How much gel does it take to stay like that?!?" he questioned eagerly, oblivious to his partner's fear.

'Maybe it'd be best to kill both these kids now... this might not end well for the organisation, hm.'

[Arros]

Whatever or not Diedara spoke aloud or not, the boys wouldn't have heard. For right now, Goten was going on a long speech about SSJs.

Goten-Oh Mr. Tobi, this isn't gel. This form you see me in is known as Su...per...Sai...yan-jin. In this form, I can blow up planets, but a big whoop that would do at the moment. Now there are different forms of SSJ. The direct forms are Super Saiyan 1, this is the form I'm in now. 2, 3 and 4.

Trunks-The next direct level is known as Super Saiyan 2. This form looks like this.

There a short pause as Trunks' face became stern, his face shaking and brilliant explosion resounded around Trunks. His purple haired turned to the brillant gold of his friend, but this time a shining gold aura surrounded his body, accompanied by sparks.

WTF on Diedra's face now?

Goten-Super Saiyan 2 is noticable by the spiky hair, and sparks surounding the body. Power increases at such a level that we can blow up solar systems, but once again, that wouldn't do a worth of crap.

Trunks-You want to see level 3?

[Eragon]

Apparently oblivious to the inherent dangers the boys posed -to the cosmos, if not himself- the masked ninja gave a gleeful laugh, clappig his hands as hough he were entertained.

"Oh, yes please!" he commented brightly, a grin obviously plastered on his face. "And perhaps you could teach Tobi to do this too, friends!"

'Figures... these kids can blow us up, and he's treating it like a joke, hm,' Deidara scowled to himself, doing his best not to focus n the idea of imminent destrucion, but shaping a miniature explosive n his palm... just in case...
The soone they could dispose of these brats... the better.

[Arros]

Goten-Here we go!

Trunks-Stop! Goten you know SSJ3 takes up to much energy. Wait later.

Goten-Ah, ok. Trunkskun is right, each for of SSJ takes up alot of energy,we can't just go through each form any time we want. I'll show you later.

A soft whoosh, and the two children reverted back to their normal state. Their eyes filled with curious wonder.

Goten-So I'm startng to understand this Jinchuriki stuff, an most likely I'm am the Jinchuriki.

Trunks-Most of the weird stuff happens to Goten, me and Vegito just happen to get in the way.

Goten-Oh, we haven't told you about our good friend Majiotova.

Trunks-Ah yes, you'd notice Majiotova straight away imagine an extremely pissed off guy, whose power is 20X stronger than our SSJ4. I mean he's always pissed, yelling, and spitting, and screwing everything up

Goten-Gotta toss a few buckets of acid on his worthless non Jashin-Sama believe face. He deseaves it though.

Trunks-But deep down...he hates us all, but we work good as trio.

Goten-He owns a space station at the top of the clouds, maybe we'll bring you there one day Mr. Tobi.

Trunks-Nice day.

Goten-Hey, I was wondering. If I have the Hachibi in me, and most likely I do, not say THAT I do, just the possiblity is quite likely, what number is it. You said that there are 9 beasts, what am I? Am I nine, eight, four?

[Eragon]

“Did you say Jashin?” the masked ninja repeated curiously, though the way it rolled off his tongue, accompanied as it were by a light tone of being taken aback, it sounded as though he had heard it before.

“You mean that crazy-ass religion of Hidans’?” he added, with a rolling chortle, placing his hands to his stomach. “I bet he would love to hear about that, but you see-”

The boys’ comments of a space station in the sky silenced Tobi’s lips. What was it Zetsu san always told him?
‘Remember Tobi; if you’re a good boy, when you die, you can go to the secret village in the sky.’
‘Poor little boys; their friend died and they still at like he’s among us.’

Slowly, the ninja reached out and pat the pair on the shoulder, reaching the brim of his hat with his free hand as a mark of respect. Addressing them in a much more serious, sombre tone than before, he bowed his face, ashamed of his own light heartedness to such obviously distressed children.

“I am so sorry about your friend,” he replied quietly, tapping them both. “Well, with any luck, you two will meet him again real soon, I promise!”

With the last words, he raised his hand and threw his head back, and gave them a thumbs up; something glinted in the eyehole of his mask.

“Tobi!” Deidara roared for the utmost time, glaring over his shoulder at his partner’s foolishness, scowling slightly at the rain which steadily beat down upon them. “Get ready, hm. We’ll be landing in a few minutes, yeah.”

“Oh, Okay senpai!” the carefree boy nodded enthusiastically, turning back to answer the pairs question.
“Well you see, the Hachibi is an eight tailed snake demon!...Well, eight HEADS, but, same principle.. I think. Hm…”
He stroked his mask in curious thought, crossing his legs and staring to the sky.
“Can ya call it a tailed beast if it has multiple heads…?”

[Arros]

Goten-Majitova died? *sniff* *sniff*

And with the shortest, most worthless post ever, Goten shot forth a stream of tears as he cried.