So I'm watching the local news when they talk about the death of a teenager. I start to wonder how sad I would be if someone I knew died like that. Those thoughts were quickly replaced when they showed her picture. She was cute. Then they had on someone's mother. Her name was Nancy Drew. I nearly collapsed on my bed laughing trying to create Nancy Drew jokes and making fun of her failure at solving the case.

I'm going to Hell. :D

Zer0