I just found out a couple days ago that I might be going to Italy in just three short months.

Trips half-way around the world usually take at least six months to plan, however, if I end up actually going, I'll have to plan mine in three.

My Uncle is some high up military officer who gets deployed to foreign countires (mostly European countries), and he offered me a trip to Italy in August. He just came back from Germany last week where he spent several months in Luxemburg....

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This is mostly McDonald's stuff. Enjoy:

*A 10 piece Selects from McDonald's has 1280 calories.

*The shake-mix from McDonald's posesses an edible polymer (plastic), which makes it fluffy even when it's not cold.

*McDonald's has the highest grade meat out of any fast food chain. The other fast food chains have lower grade meat than standard dog food.

*A single McDonald's establishment disposes of roughly 10-15 gallons of grease per day.
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Simply a rant about how humanity is fucked up:

Technology is not only our greatest strength, but it is also our greatest weakness. People simply can't stand it to go a single day without electricity. Cell phones, cameras, cars, game systems, television, ect. My psychotic rampage urge kicks in when I see GPS systems inside cars, apparently humanity has become so blinded by luxary that no one has the ability to have a sense of direction or even read road signs anymore. As a result, they...

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Exactly what it says, simply a list of people that piss me off:

-People who don't carry cash

-Office workers who take a shower everyday (it's overkill).

-People who can't tell you about a phone conversation without the "pinky and thumb"

-People with mullets

-People who drink diet soda

-People who drink Pepsi

-People who won't eat red meat

-People who won't eat fully cooked fish...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootie pop?

492

My friend did this one day when she was on the bus going on a school trip.

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