Could you imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-lines...
Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms -...

Madness

*Waits 30 seconds...*

*Posts another*

Madness

I need 7

I'm knackered.

I don't know why, but all of my energy has been used. I guess I haven't really been doing much, but stuff's been weighing down on me recently. The worst kind of stuff too; slowly grinding me down.

I'm near the end of my tether, I don't know if I can keep going... even though I swore I would...

Madness