Could you imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-lines...
Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms -...

Madness

Seriously, I can't think of anything to blog about, even though I seriously want to.

I'm sitting here, listening to music, and I feel... empty. No other word can describe it. I'm simply devoid of all and any emotion. It's certainly a relief after the tumultuous events of the past few weeks. Life has become complicated, and I'm not sure which way to turn. A completely empty moment such as this one is utter bliss.

Huh, guess I found something to talk about afterall. Now I...

Madness

*Waits 30 seconds...*

*Posts another*

Madness

Don't worry, I will use the space.

Complications.

Don't you fucking hate them?

Why can't life be simpler? Why don't people talk to each other?

Madness

I need 7

I'm knackered.

I don't know why, but all of my energy has been used. I guess I haven't really been doing much, but stuff's been weighing down on me recently. The worst kind of stuff too; slowly grinding me down.

I'm near the end of my tether, I don't know if I can keep going... even though I swore I would...

Madness